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Qurnah: May 9, 2008; every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make; Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

thousands of dollars of drone equipment to carry exactly 1 large human adult away, its so profitable

Drugs on the other hand....

The wall just got 200 feet higher.

E: Not as high as Ed Balls though

Qurnah has issued a correction as of 19:13 on Aug 5, 2017

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:11

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# ? May 16, 2024 21:24

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Good soup! posted:

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:12

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

thousands of dollars of drone equipment to carry exactly 1 large human adult away, its so profitable

"how else did u think the coastal elites would be disposed of so efficiently??" - oberleutnant hannity :smuggo:

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:12

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

fits my needs posted:

this clip is so consistently disturbing, it's impressive really

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:13

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

i so want zuck to be the candidate in 2020

imagine all the goons trying to defend him lmao

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:13

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

SpaceGoku posted:

this clip is so consistently disturbing, it's impressive really

takes a chomp exactly like a xenomorph

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:14

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

code:

1 insert toast into mouth
2 chew
3 smile
goto 2

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:14

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

reminder that Trump said The Wall needs to be transparent so you don't get conked by thrown drugs

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:14

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/893890188535050242

he makes a good point

i'm sure this isn't into how the article plays out but that pull quote is right in a sense. dems will pay lip service to half-baked left wing appeals but they've never run on them as a platform in my lifetime

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:15

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Joementum posted:

pretty funny that gorilla mike is talking up meme warfare after owning himself this hard today

Mike should actually go on cumtown

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:15

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

alright which one of you is responsible for this

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:15

Qurnah: May 9, 2008; every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make; Grimey Drawer

SpaceGoku posted:

this clip is so consistently disturbing, it's impressive really

I like the little pause he makes after picking the toast up, like the servos in his arms froze for half a second to adjust to the next movement.

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:16

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Business Gorillas posted:

code:

1 insert toast into mouth
2 chew
3 smile
goto 2

my fav silicon valley heartthrob is sam altman

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:16

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

I am a human and I eat toast.

Also, would Zuck start wearing anything other than a grey t-shirt and jeans if he became President?

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:16

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Schnorkles posted:

alright which one of you is responsible for this

I did it

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:16

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

TMMadman posted:

I am a human and I eat toast.

Also, would Zuck start wearing anything other than a grey t-shirt and jeans if he became President?

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i'm pretty squizzle did it and its pretty great tbh

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:17

Qurnah: May 9, 2008; every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make; Grimey Drawer

Zoran posted:

reminder that Trump said The Wall needs to be transparent so you don't get conked by thrown drugs

Have you seen the biceps on the bad hombres? Big as cantaloupes i tell ya.

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:17

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

also i like how zuck went from atheist to extremely vague religiosity

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:18

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ngl drones in the forseeable future are going to either

depending on what happens

drop bricks of :420:

on you

or

crop dust you, along with the local populace fentanyl and then shoot you for fun

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:18

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Ekster posted:

also i like how zuck went from atheist to extremely vague religiosity

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:19

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysVSIlL-mzM

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:19

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

ngl drones in the forseeable future are going to either

depending on what happens

drop bricks of on you

or

crop dust you, along with the local populace fentanyl and then shoot you for fun

#resist

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:19

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Lastgirl posted:

ngl drones in the forseeable future are going to either

depending on what happens

drop bricks of on you

or

crop dust you, along with the local populace fentanyl and then shoot you for fun

Now I know how I want to die.

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:20

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

my fav silicon valley heartthrob is sam altman

where do i get an off brand The Mooch� visors fam

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:20

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Why did General Kelly have to kill all of our fun? Donny is so low-energy, this is awful.

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:20

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Ekster posted:

also i like how zuck went from atheist to extremely vague religiosity

like lol just say ur Unitarian and walk away

bing bing bong so simple

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:20

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm a Mayo Queen

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:21

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

fits my needs posted:

he's got the buddhist vote

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:21

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/893876745417379840
https://twitter.com/MichaelPorfirio/status/813856248672227329

https://twitter.com/Richard05688153/status/893877795650117634

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:21

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

"I think religion is extremely important [to voters]"

it's like how sci-fi androids can only lie through technical truths

# ? Aug 5, 2017 19:23

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Lastgirl posted:

ngl drones in the forseeable future are going to either

depending on what happens

drop bricks of on you

or

crop dust you, along with the local populace fentanyl and then shoot you for fun

Option C: gigajoule laser cavity search. Vaporize your butt then fly in a K9 to sniff your pyrohole for drugs.

e: good to know I'm not the only one making accidental double-meaning typos