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Aug 6, 2017 07:17
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Wanna give a shoutout to my friend's 3-year-old for battling for Team Ketchup all day long and throwing literally every match, also big ups to Kraft, Hellmann's, and poo poo, Miracle Whip you can get in on this too *sprays champagne all over the place*
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Aug 6, 2017 07:22
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hahaha mayonnaise runs this town bitches and bitchettes. we're paving the streets with sticky egg goop. taps run with hot or cold mayo. you shower in this poo poo now. soda fountains are mayo fountains. quarterly brain mayo injections are mandatory. the mayonnaise gestapo are going door-to-door inspecting barns for ketchup sympathisers. anyone found to be eating anything sans mayonnaise or mayonnaise-based sauces will be stoned to death with empty mayo jars. those allergic to eggs will have their names inscribed at inkopolis hall for their brave commitment to the king of lovely condiments after they suffocate from breathing mayo mist
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Aug 6, 2017 07:22
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Ketchup got But all jokes aside, through all the games I participated in, and what I watched on Twitch, Mayo in general seemed to have the more skilled players.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:22
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I'm gonna eat a mayo sandwich in celebration
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Aug 6, 2017 07:23
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Gee, that sure is reminiscent to the Barbarians Vs Ninjas Splatfest. EU Splatfest is still in progress. I think I'm still needed.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:23
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Aug 6, 2017 07:26
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a cock shaped fruit posted:But all jokes aside, through all the games I participated in, and what I watched on Twitch, Mayo in general seemed to have the more skilled players. Let's be real, these results were in the cointoss zone. There's no way a handful of Twitch streams gave you enough finely-tuned data to predict a 52/48 win.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:29
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Closer than I thought. Anyway I went 5-10 in my matches so feel free to blame me
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Aug 6, 2017 07:31
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Waffleman_ posted:I'm sorry for being a bad player and holding every match I was in back. you piece of poo poo
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Aug 6, 2017 07:31
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SeANMcBAY posted:I knew it. My team always choked whenever we actually got paired with mayos. I won tons of games ketchup v mayo, but ultimately the minority team has a huge advantage
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Aug 6, 2017 07:32
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Playing this online with friends has been kind of a disaster Ok there are 4 of us, let's get in a room for team splatfest Wait one can't join. Oh you picked mayonnaise. Ok I guess we can't play with you Ok there are 3 of us Wait I guess you can't join splatfest as a group of 3? Uhh ok Try joining each other's games in progress? Wait this doesn't work what
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I know it's fun to pick a side and all, but at what point can we just randomly assign people to a team so we can actually play the team games more often? I felt like 20% of my games were against Mayo, and that makes sense seeing the popular vote.Supercar Gautier posted:Let's be real, these results were in the cointoss zone. There's no way a handful of Twitch streams gave you enough finely-tuned data to predict a 52/48 win. Seriously. The last 3 Splatfests on the Wii U had a 1% difference, and the solo games on the Splatoon 2 demo had a 1% difference.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:36
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Zaphod42 posted:I won tons of games ketchup v mayo, but ultimately the minority team has a huge advantage Not necessarily. Picking either team in a Splatfest is a huge gamble with the way the new scoring system works. Picking the minority team means that they have to win both categories (and the results on that were really close too) while the popular team only has to win one more, even if they're getting into matches with their own team most of the time. And really, the only difference between a win or a loss is 3 Super Sea Snails at most, and you don't need those 3 snails that badly.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:36
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I might need a day's break after this. Being thrust into a highly competitive situation like this on my third day owning the game hasn't been good for my broken brain.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:37
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:Playing this online with friends has been kind of a disaster
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:Playing this online with friends has been kind of a disaster Yes, this was a huge disappointment. I couldn't get a group of 4 together to try it, and I couldn't join my friend with solo play. I guess the don't want people getting the advantage doing voice chat outside of the app?
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Aug 6, 2017 07:38
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Waffleman_ posted:I might need a day's break after this. Being thrust into a highly competitive situation like this on my third day owning the game hasn't been good for my broken brain.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:38
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ketchup would have won if i didn't literally play 3 times as many matches against other ketchup players than i did mayo
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Aug 6, 2017 07:39
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I only got to play two games for Ketchup but I won both. I blame the rest of you for the white creamy hellscape we now live in.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:42
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Bill Barber posted:There's nothing particularly competitive about a Splatfest other than it's a huge in game event. The final results have very little impact and it's meant to be more of a fun community thing. I know, but I kept feeling like I was letting thousands of people down every time I lost because I wasn't entirely used to the game yet
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Aug 6, 2017 07:42
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everyone celebrating mayo keep this in mind: this is what zolthorg wanted
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Aug 6, 2017 07:43
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So what's everyone's favourite Splatfest tunes? Ebb and Flow's still mine, but Muck Warfare kinda grew on me. Mayo have won the day, but they'll go rancid soon enough while Ketchup stays Fresh  .
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Aug 6, 2017 07:51
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Neddy Seagoon posted:So what's everyone's favourite Splatfest tunes? Ebb and Flow's still mine, but Muck Warfare kinda grew on me. Is there a playlist of them somewhere?
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Aug 6, 2017 07:57
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I guess ketchup couldn't cut the mustard
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REAL MAYO HOURS HIT THAT MF LIKE E: Also I just noticed you can totally "whatarrreeethooosseee" on someones profile by pressing the ZL button and ordering it from that shady crustacean. E2: 
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Aug 6, 2017 08:03
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Anyone else catch Murch mentioning that Spyke will "get his fix" in regards to Sea Snails? Nintendo's actually run with the joke on feeding his Super Sea Snail addiction  .
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Aug 6, 2017 08:19
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Aug 6, 2017 08:21
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Supercar Gautier posted:Let's be real, these results were in the cointoss zone. There's no way a handful of Twitch streams gave you enough finely-tuned data to predict a 52/48 win. Oh I am not calling it any kind of calculable result, Im just amazed based off general hearsay that Ketchup didn't get completely loving annihilated. Everyone I played with, watched, and spoke to (on both teams) reported back 'gently caress me mayo is unstoppable' I unironically report all furry artwork that is 'too weird' as inappropriate. I had some giant breasted Zebra girl telling me that FURRIES RULE, so had to make it go away before I saw it on a billboard in-game
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Aug 6, 2017 08:21
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Yo i gotta give it up to mayo, they brought the heat.
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Aug 6, 2017 08:24
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Sub-30% deficit of likes to bring a 51% win.
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Aug 6, 2017 08:29
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Bill Barber posted:Get more friends. 4 of us were sitting in the same room together! If we had 5 people someone would have had to sit out anyway. We ended up just doing local multiplayer salmon run. Also the local multi disconnects a weird amount, but I heard this was a known problem with switch games in general
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Aug 6, 2017 08:30
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incoherent posted:Sub-30% deficit of likes to bring a 51% win. Popularity has no bearing on win rate. Only matches that have both teams get counted, so it's a level playing field and there's no deficit to overcome.
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Aug 6, 2017 08:33
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Dr. Fetus posted:And really, the only difference between a win or a loss is 3 Super Sea Snails at most, and you don't need those 3 snails that badly. Oh yeah it def doesn't matter
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Aug 6, 2017 08:39
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Get hosed tamato jam enthusiasts. You chose poorly
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Still fighting the good fight for Mayo here in the UK, just managed Mayo Queen, but the fight against tomato marmalade still keeps going
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