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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010


Ion Cannon Ready

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Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text
http://i.imgur.com/PZWhzCQ.mp4

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Porn is getting weird.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Volcott posted:

They're large, complex machines that require regular maintenance.

With a Mercedes logo.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

boner confessor posted:

yes, the roof can be opened and closed (for another year or two before it's closed permanently like all other retractable stadium roof designs)

Wait, what?

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Safeco Field's roof still retracts no problem

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Why do people want a stadium that opens in the first place?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


PittTheElder posted:

Why do people want a stadium that opens in the first place?

A throwback to when the sports were played outside.

It's the same reason outdoor NHL games do so well.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

PittTheElder posted:

Why do people want a stadium that opens in the first place?

Indoor venues really suck for outdoor sports.

A retractable dome is a compromise to accommodate bad weather.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
E;FB

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
yea Milwaukee Miller Park had roof issues, but they've been resolved and the roof is still being opened/closed as needed. It's pretty nice... stay dry on rainy days, open roof & wall panels on hot days, etc.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Skydome in Toronto is still sliding open and closed no problem. I think it was one of the first too.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Didn't the roof at Miller Park also cause a death during construction?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The Colosseum had a retractable roof.

It was a fabric sun shade that didn’t cover the centre of the statdium.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Didn't the roof at Miller Park also cause a death during construction?

Three! Someone decided that lifting a large, heavy roof section with a crane in wind was a grand idea. It was not.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dr.Smasher posted:

Three! Someone decided that lifting a large, heavy roof section with a crane in wind was a grand idea. It was not.

Well that explains the other issues, doesn't it? drat thing is haunted.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

PittTheElder posted:

Why do people want a stadium that opens in the first place?

Baseball cannot be played effectively when it's sloppy wet. Game relies too much on throwing a little ball across a field that's impossible to grip when it's wet or caked in mud. Players can't really dry it off between fielding it and throwing. Not to mention pitchings already a death trap on dry ground.

Artificial fields did weird, undesirable things to the physics of the ball bouncing around too.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

Hubis posted:

We live in a country that can't loving even establish positive track control on its busiest rail corridors despite like a decade of effort and multiple mass casualty incidents that would have been prevented by it. Plus what's going to happen when your Walmart Robo-Truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere? Who's going to be responsible for the cargo?

The "mobile cargo anti-theft specialist", which is basically a driver who is paid even less for even more hours because they don't actually drive most of the time. Eventually, they might be responsible for a few trucks in a caravan. Might even be paid less than minimum wage because "we give them a place to sleep, after all!"

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

PittTheElder posted:

Why do people want a stadium that opens in the first place?

Sun makes the grass grow

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

shame on an IGA posted:

Sun makes the grass grow

I don't think any actual stadiums use real grass anymore.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I don't think any actual stadiums use real grass anymore.

I don't think he was being entirely serious.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I don't think any actual stadiums use real grass anymore.

real sports like soccer and rugby use real grass

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Baseball is a summer sport, it should be played outdoors. But with all the money that could stand to be lost in rain outs, corporate giveaways, etc, it makes economic sense to have a retractable roof so you can keep playing on lovely days.

In Arizona for example they use their roof so they can turn the air conditioning on during summer day games. Otherwise, nobody would sit there for 3 hours.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Wonder what the electric bill looks like after air conditioning a stadium.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/HistoryInPix/status/894335327615299585

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Would definitely

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I don't think any actual stadiums use real grass anymore.

:goonsay:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Baseball is a summer sport, it should be played outdoors. But with all the money that could stand to be lost in rain outs, corporate giveaways, etc, it makes economic sense to have a retractable roof so you can keep playing on lovely days.

In Arizona for example they use their roof so they can turn the air conditioning on during summer day games. Otherwise, nobody would sit there for 3 hours.

It's not a coincidence that the first domed stadium was built in Houston. They have to have some Little League games at 5 AM to get them in before it gets hot.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Buff Skeleton posted:

Wonder what the electric bill looks like after air conditioning a stadium.

the bill is through the roof

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Meanwhile in Minneapolis they tore down the Metrodome and replaced it with an outdoor stadium so the Twins have to play outdoors in fuckin April. They get snowed out sometimes.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Meanwhile in Minneapolis they tore down the Metrodome and replaced it with an outdoor stadium so the Twins have to play outdoors in fuckin April. They get snowed out sometimes.

At least then you don't have to watch the twins play.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Buff Skeleton posted:

Wonder what the electric bill looks like after air conditioning a stadium.

It can't be nearly as expensive as it costs to keep grass green in Phoenix in July.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Man I really would not want drops to roll down the glove and inside the sleeve

Additionally:

Mustached Demon posted:

Would definitely

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



The office kitchen recently got a ping pong table.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
At least the turtle eggs will be well incubated.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Nitrocellulose burns real good.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Might be more suited for the foof thread but I met one of DuPont's PIs for developing Teflon. Dude was a fluorine chemist and lived to 103 somehow.

Fluorine chemistry is trying to not blow yourself up or dissolve away your bones before you create the end product.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Repeated exposure to Teflon ensure not even diseases could get a grip on him.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Mustached Demon posted:

Might be more suited for the foof thread but I met one of DuPont's PIs for developing Teflon. Dude was a fluorine chemist and lived to 103 somehow.

Fluorine chemistry is trying to not blow yourself up or dissolve away your bones before you create the end product.

Kinda answered your own question there. Dude was clearly well versed in managing risk factors!

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I don't think any actual stadiums use real grass anymore.

The previously mentioned Miller Park has natural grass, and has a retractable roof.

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