The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Class3KillStorm posted:

TMMadman, come here. Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the garage next to your short-wave radio, your karate outfit, and your unicycle, and we'll go and watch TV.

What's on? :shobon:

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HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Jerusalem posted:

What's on?

It doesn't matter. :unsmith:

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

TMMadman, come here. Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the garage next to your short-wave radio, your karate outfit, and your unicycle, and we'll go and watch TV.

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Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

HellOnEarth posted:

It doesn't matter.

Aww, just like on TV.

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Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

What's on?

Do you think there's anything good on NBC right now?

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Do you think there's anything good on NBC right now?

Oh I'm sure of it, but there's only one way to find out!

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

Oh. Well, turn it off.

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Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

IMJack posted:

Oh. Well, turn it off.

It is off...

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BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Class3KillStorm posted:

It is off...

Special Agent BigDave...

FBI.

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Do you think there's anything good on NBC right now?

Jimmy, when you get a little older you'll learn that Friday's just another day between NBC's "Must See Thursday" and CBS's "Saturday night crap-o-rama."

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

Special Agent BigDave...

FBI.

Ah, cheese it. The Feds. :ninja:

# ? Aug 6, 2017 09:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BigDave posted:

Special Agent BigDave...

FBI.

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Ham, Jerusalem is getting worse. You have to take him to see a real psychiatrist. Look how tense he is.

Jerusalem posted:

He's fine.

Oh.

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

He's fine.

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BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

CatchrNdRy posted:

Tonight, on Wings!...

Ah, who cares.

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

BigDave posted:

Tonight, on Wings!...

Ah, who cares.

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Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Root Bear posted:

Iraqis again. Launching sidewinder missile.

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After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Class3KillStorm posted:

Iraqis again. Launching sidewinder missile.

You never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year, I proved myself wrong! :mil101:

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

It's a good thing they re-evaluated all those wacky old designs.

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vermin: Feb 28, 2017; Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

IMJack posted:

It's a good thing they re-evaluated all those wacky old designs.

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Ham, Jerusalem is getting worse. You have to take him to see a real psychiatrist. Look how tense he is.

Past tense.

British past tense.

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Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Do over Ham posted:

Past tense.

British past tense.

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Past tense.

British past tense.

It's so unfair! Just because he's different! :qq:

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

It's so unfair! Just because he's different!

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HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Do over Ham posted:

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Planet.

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

HellOnEarth posted:

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Planet.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Perhaps it's time we finally told them the terrible truth, that it was Earth all along!

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Jerusalem posted:

Perhaps it's time we finally told them the terrible truth, that it was Earth all along!

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Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Neddy Seagoon posted:

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After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Oooh, I can't wait to eat that monkey. :neckbeard:

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York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

After The War posted:

Oooh, I can't wait to eat that monkey.

After The War, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.

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After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

York_M_Chan posted:

After The War, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.

My skin? But I use that all the time! Couldn't it just bash my head in?

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Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

After The War posted:

My skin? But I use that all the time! Couldn't it just bash my head in?

Hey, hey, are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works?

Now, let's do this thing.

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Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Class3KillStorm posted:

Hey, hey, are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works?

Now, let's do this thing.

Maybe we should talk to a financial planner

Financial panther, eh?

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Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

After The War posted:

Couldn't it just bash my head in?

Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Well, while you're a guest in my home, could you just kick me in the butt?

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some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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TMMadman posted:

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vermin: Feb 28, 2017; Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up