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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

JethroMcB posted:

From small times, if at all possible.

also, have a matchstick handy.

just in case.

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Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003

JethroMcB posted:

Pour all the seasonings into the beer can and stick it into the big butt opening of the chicken. See if the lady notices.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



bongwizzard posted:

Oh man I forgot about the color comics! Also an American Curl kitten is like a grand. I think I will just have to try and get the coloring right.

It was also mentioned in the strip where Molly tries to talk Roast Beef into shaving his pubes.



why do I remember this

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

I always wondered what Roast Beef is writing down when Ray is prank calling other cartoons.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07312008

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

ColdPie posted:

I always wondered what Roast Beef is writing down when Ray is prank calling other cartoons.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07312008
He is collecting metrics and assessing Ray's performance so as to be able to properly debrief his friend after the prank call.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Der Shovel posted:

why do I remember this
poo poo, I had forgotten about terrified asexual forcemeat.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Christ has this thread been dead for this long?

Save from the archives: I random comic'd into the Great Outdoor Fight, and there's one strip after the Jeeps come out where the alt-text, every single time, forces me to look up what "Steak Diane" is.

weirdly this just made me think of the "Spaghetti's Dad" strip

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Yo make sure you adopt the Roast Beef 'from circumstances" but Ray should be a purebred spoiled brat kitten.


Please, though, do not force your cat to wear a thong. please.


please

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Bust Rodd posted:

Please, though, do not force your cat to wear a thong. please.


please

Also, cats should not drink Ketel One. Mr. Jing's Spicy Chinese noodles or teriyaki delivery are fine on occasion, though.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Wikipedia on American Curls posted:

The breed originated in Lakewood, California, as the result of a spontaneous mutation.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Der Shovel posted:

It was also mentioned in the strip where Molly tries to talk Roast Beef into shaving his pubes.



why do I remember this

You're a Goon. We remember things and do not ever let go.

Ever.

Adult Illiteracy
Oct 10, 2012
Like how he defrauded those people on that cookbook.

It has cost more money for the collective data storage of goons arguing about the cookbook than the cookbooks ever made.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

There's no spaghetti.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Bust Rodd posted:

Onstadt is scrolling through his master file, weeping tears of organic syrup, mumbling "what hath I wrought" while earnestly pondering a high end bespoke, artisanally handcrafted sandwich

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

JethroMcB posted:

Canonically gray.



Ray is an American Curl ("Colonel Ephraim's Jay- Jay Boy, Grand Champion American Curl!")

Drop "Look at you in that new shirt!" and panel 5 is basically what goes through my mind any time I think about asking someone out on a date


Adult Illiteracy posted:

Like how he defrauded those people on that cookbook.

It has cost more money for the collective data storage of goons arguing about the cookbook than the cookbooks ever made.

You are the first person to post the word "cookbook" in this thread since December.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Well, he is more of an Alpha Goon than we are, obviously.

SacrificialGoat
Oct 8, 2003

Catjaw is a hero of the people

Pastry of the Year posted:

There's no spaghetti.

Only spaghetti's dad.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SacrificialGoat posted:

Only spaghetti's dad.

The logical ancestor of spaghetti.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Pasketti Sr.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
You'll ask, won't you? About the porkchops and buttered rice?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




JethroMcB posted:

You'll ask, won't you? About the porkchops and buttered rice?

That was such a good line.

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.
Got a problem that's driving me nuts.

I could have sworn there was a strip where Ray says he doesn't want someone to hear his "love oinks", or noises he makes during sex. But a search brings up nothing but Vlad saying "goink". Did I really just make this up?

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Moscow Mule posted:

Got a problem that's driving me nuts.

I could have sworn there was a strip where Ray says he doesn't want someone to hear his "love oinks", or noises he makes during sex. But a search brings up nothing but Vlad saying "goink". Did I really just make this up?

This one, at the end of the Empire Voice Donut storyline, which starts with phone sex of a more conventional sort.

Bongo Bill fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jul 22, 2017

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
gently caress you, bongo bill!!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Moscow Mule posted:

Got a problem that's driving me nuts.

I could have sworn there was a strip where Ray says he doesn't want someone to hear his "love oinks", or noises he makes during sex. But a search brings up nothing but Vlad saying "goink". Did I really just make this up?

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10012008

EDIT: Razberries! Scooped again.

Moscow Mule
Dec 21, 2004

Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.
Thanks guys! I knew I'd find an answer here.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i re-read that arc the other day, the leafblower loving floors me each time, it's great

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
today in "achewood random button":

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

today in "achewood random button":

In this we establish the operative parameters for a good relationship.

loga mira
Feb 16, 2011

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE NAZIS?

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

today in "achewood random button":



Onstad saw that this is a lovely deal for Molly.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

You are the first person to post the word "cookbook" in this thread since this post:

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

You are the first person to post the word "cookbook" in this thread since December.

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

:golfclap:


:golfclap:

Like a dogs with a delicious artisanal flavor-infused bone...

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
there's nothing quite like the few times ray gets commandingly disappointed

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012



July 31, 2006

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I love that panel of Ray in the RV. :newlol:

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
The Mexican magical realism arc was great. Surreal in a slightly unsettling way, like a dream that's almost but not quite a nightmare. :allears:



Not pictured - the dog who valued art.

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Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

My favorite part of this one is this blog entry the next day:

http://chrisonstad.blogspot.co.uk/2006/08/internet-is-crazy-for-cat-schlong.html

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