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HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Nice piece of fish posted:

This is an LP of a bunch of people playing chess as much for the demonstration of playing chess (as the main thread is no doubt observing us and commenting) which means that even should we lose - which is always a distinct possibility when playing black - we stand to learn a lot and gain a lot of knowhow from the aftermath and analysis of the chess nerds in the main thread.

We're not surrendering unless we know he have to. We have the most negative and monkeycheese player's word that we have to, which to be honest means exactly jack poo poo to me. In fact, why the hell are you consulting a chess computer when that was expressly forbidden from the very start of the game?

How about we just play it out, whether we win or lose, because that's what functioning adults and chess players do. We are none of us masters and we certainly don't need to throw a temper tantrum just because we aren't obviously winning. Also,

I thought there was a difference between consulting with a chess computer and playing against an intermediate AI. Nobody is throwing a temper tantrum here, I'm just suggesting a change in strategic focus given our poor position. Again, I'm against surrender and merely put it there as an option on the poll. Jesus christ guys, there's no need to be dicks about what is just a neutral suggestion. We can win this, but we need them to make an error. Otherwise, our earlier failures have left us far behind and I wholly blame myself for suggesting the Scandinavian.

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Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

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HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

I thought there was a difference between consulting with a chess computer and playing against an intermediate AI. Nobody is throwing a temper tantrum here, I'm just suggesting a change in strategic focus given our poor position. Again, I'm against surrender and merely put it there as an option on the poll. Jesus christ guys, there's no need to be dicks about what is just a neutral suggestion. We can win this, but we need them to make an error. Otherwise, our earlier failures have left us far behind and I wholly blame myself for suggesting the Scandinavian.

Herp, what you're doing is being a bad sport, which is honestly the worst sin you can commit in a chess game, doubly so when there's people watching it.

We're going to try to win because it's more interesting for the viewers and more satisfying for us even if we do lose. If we do, we can at least say we did our best.

So: kindly shut the hell up with this talk of surrendering and giving up. Mmkay?

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Dr. Snark posted:

Herp, what you're doing is being a bad sport, which is honestly the worst sin you can commit in a chess game, doubly so when there's people watching it.

So: kindly shut the hell up with this talk of surrendering and giving up. Mmkay?

I'm not talking about surrender, how many times must I say this? But I'll give up mentioning it because it seems you're all going to put those words in my mouth anyway.

It's pretty telling that everyone who bothered to vote on the poll went for draw or surrender, while the ones who are dogheadedly pursuing an impossible win didn't vote.

AJ_Impy posted:

Your poll has no authority whatsoever, of course people are going to ignore it. It has less credibility than you do.

It's there for discussion, to evaluate what the focus of our strategy is going to be. I'm sorry that I thought giving people a chance to anonymously give their honest opinion in a democratic format was a good idea instead of acting as if my strategy was gospel.

HerpicleOmnicron5 fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Aug 6, 2017

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

I'm not talking about surrender, how many times must I say this? But I'll give up mentioning it because it seems you're all going to put those words in my mouth anyway.

It's pretty telling that everyone who bothered to vote on the poll went for draw or surrender, while the ones who are dogheadedly pursuing an impossible win didn't vote.

Your poll has no authority whatsoever, of course people are going to ignore it. It has less credibility than you do.

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!
Please be civil in this thread about playing chess for the purposes of entertaining strangers on the internet :)

That said, aiming for a draw would in no way be seen as poor sportsmanship if either team reaches a position where they feel that the game is unwinnable. (And nor would resigning in a situation where a loss is inevitable)

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Herp, let me be honest. I'd take the suggestion that we start playing for draws more seriously if it hadn't come from the person who said "YES, YES, WE HAVE THEM ON THE ROPES, WE'RE WINNING" after the second move.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
I apologise for my discourtesy.

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010
I dunno, I was gonna say it's not over till the fat lady sings, myself.

Anyway, I don't completely think we're screwed?? Not yet.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Snorb posted:

I dunno, I was gonna say it's not over till the fat lady sings, myself.

Anyway, I don't completely think we're screwed?? Not yet.

Well, that entirely depends on what white does. So far they've not made a single mistake that I could see, however that could easily be my own failing as much as anything else. I'll be very interested to see the breakdown once we're done.

As it stands, a lot can happen. Also, it's worth it to note that in chess championships, playing black to a draw is generally considered a soft win, because the tempo disadvantage of starting as black means you're likely to lose. If we were to be allowed to play white after this game, and we won - which is hardly impossible - we'd be at a draw even if we lost here.

Honestly, this is all mostly for fun and learning, and I feel I've learned a lot already from this game.


Covski posted:

Please be civil in this thread about playing chess for the purposes of entertaining strangers on the internet :)

That said, aiming for a draw would in no way be seen as poor sportsmanship if either team reaches a position where they feel that the game is unwinnable. (And nor would resigning in a situation where a loss is inevitable)

Entirely fine, but I'd like to point out that you put us at a disadvantage when you saddled us with a pretty obvious disruptive presence. Now that things are coming to a point, I don't begrudge annoyance at Herp's behaviour and I won't apologize for speaking my mind about that behaviour. That said, I'll try to refrain from taking this seriously enough to get annoyed like this in the future, this is after all supposed to be fun and informative and my competitive eagerness is absolutely my own fault.

All told I think this LP was an excellent idea, and I'm happy I got to participate, and I'm very much looking forward to reading the other threads because I've tried very hard to keep to the spirit of this competition, no sneak peaks and no goddamned chess computers. I'm keen to see people who actually properly know chess stand in judgement of my suggestions :v:

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Davin Valkri posted:

Herp, let me be honest. I'd take the suggestion that we start playing for draws more seriously if it hadn't come from the person who said "YES, YES, WE HAVE THEM ON THE ROPES, WE'RE WINNING" after the second move.

Fair enough, but back then this was in the act of morale boosting and audience entertainment.

Honestly, no bad blood between any of us. It's just a game, we've all contributed to this situation and we all have different interpretations of the situation. We can all just take a step back and talk about things without biases against anybody in particular. I'm bad at chess, but I hope we can move forward.

E: Please Fish, can we just put this to rest and move forward?

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

E: Please Fish, can we just put this to rest and move forward?

I feel like you should ask this of the thread in general, and not just me. Obviously, I've already stated that I'm dropping it.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Nice piece of fish posted:

Entirely fine, but I'd like to point out that you put us at a disadvantage when you saddled us with a pretty obvious disruptive presence. Now that things are coming to a point, I don't begrudge annoyance at Herp's behaviour and I won't apologize for speaking my mind about that behaviour. That said, I'll try to refrain from taking this seriously enough to get annoyed like this in the future, this is after all supposed to be fun and informative and my competitive eagerness is absolutely my own fault.

No, you left a parting shot and blamed our loss (E: sorry, I mean our poor position and impending loss) on Covski placing me on this team, and then said you do not believe yourself to have been in any way in the wrong regarding this. I'm fairly sure that I've not at any point attacked yourself, in fact I've shown nothing but respect for your chess play except for a disagreement over a pair of moves I maintain were poor. Your conduct here is nothing short of disgraceful and your pure ignorance as to what you've actually said is appalling. There are definitely other posters who were out of line, but you're the only one who has so far continued this unreasonable unpleasantness after Covski stepped in.

E: To get us back in the game, what really should our focus be from here on out? The poll shows a clear lead for draw, but it's likely the peanut gallery may have decided to chuck votes in too, so it is unreliable. What kind of line are we going to play, will we be offensive or defensive and how flexible can we be defensively for now?

HerpicleOmnicron5 fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Aug 7, 2017

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

No, you left a parting shot and blamed our loss (E: sorry, I mean our poor position and impending loss) on Covski placing me on this team, and then said you do not believe yourself to have been in any way in the wrong regarding this. I'm fairly sure that I've not at any point attacked yourself, in fact I've shown nothing but respect for your chess play except for a disagreement over a pair of moves I maintain were poor. Your conduct here is nothing short of disgraceful and your pure ignorance as to what you've actually said is appalling. There are definitely other posters who were out of line, but you're the only one who has so far continued this unreasonable unpleasantness after Covski stepped in.

Uh, no I didn't, we haven't lost, and I've dropped the matter. Do the same.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Covski posted:

Please be civil in this thread about playing chess for the purposes of entertaining strangers on the internet :)

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!


1.e4 d5 2.exd5 Nf6 3.d4 Bg4 4.Bb5+ c6 5.dxc6 Nxc6 6.Nf3 Bxf3 7.Qxf3 Qd7 8.0-0 e6 9.c4 0-0-0 10.Be3 Qc7 11.Rd1 e5 12.Bxc6 bxc6 13.Nc3 h5 14.dxe5 Ng4 15.Nb5

You have 24 hours to decide on a move.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Qxe5 is met by what, Nxa7, Rxd8, Bg5, these are all the plausible moves I can see. Maybe Bf4. In the case of Nxa7, we'd be placed in check and forced to move our king closer to a relatively undefended corner which I'm not keen on, plus they can pick off our C6 pawn. That risk alone makes me thing we should not even consider Qxe5.

Alternatively, we make a push with Nxh2, followed by an enemy Nxc7 which we can match with Nxf3, they'll probably take with a pawn weakening their pawn structure on the F file giving us a new attack route and potentially cornering their king rather than getting their knight out. They have no choice but to take with the pawn or moving the king since it'd be check on the king. This creates the most predictable line possible for enemy response, unless they move the king to H2.

I see no reason why they would take with the king on H2 rather than take the queen. That'd open them up to a check via Qxe5 and grant us the tempo to avoid the downsides of going straight in with Qxe5. We back that up with Bd6 and we win if they blunder (unlikely) or get a mass exchange of material that would arguably be beneficial to us (knight and rook for bishop and rook, past turns have shown that both our teams value knights over bishops for whatever reason) and open up the path on the back line for rook H8 to act defensively.

On the other hand, we could pip this knight at the post and kill it with our C6 pawn, allowing us to maybe push to C2 with the queen and cause havoc in their back line. Their response to c6xB5 is probably going to be to simply take back with the c4 pawn, which would open up C2 for the Queen. From there, we can choose to take out the B2 pawn and see what the enemy do from there. Their responses will be rather limited on that end, probably rook to C1 for the bishop to defend it. If we use that opportunity to take the bishop to E5, we invite a trade of bishops, and their bishop is in a markedly better defensive position than ours is in so it would be a positive one.

The position is piss poor and the most we can do is stir up the hornets nest and give the enemy a lot of food for thought. I'm not a good enough player to think of a way to create a stalemate trap, but these are all the lines I see available to us for hitting the enemy where it hurts.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
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xb5? What makes using the pawn to take the knight risky?

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


AJ_Impy posted:

xb5? What makes using the pawn to take the knight risky?

It's risky because we lose a key element of our queenside defence of the king. We're surely not going to keep our Queen nestled in the back forever, and without that pawn the king would then lose its frontal defender. This, coupled with limited defense on the c-file and no path for escape along the 8 corridor other than cornering ourselves makes xB5 a risky move.

E: My issue with Nxe5 is that it doesn't make the enemy consider potentially making a bad move, the blunder of King H2. If we want to pull a win, we need to encourage mistakes from the enemy. Nxe5 achieves the same as NxH2, but without the potential for a major error.

HerpicleOmnicron5 fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Aug 7, 2017

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Another possibility might be a "tit for tat" attack by Nxe5.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

AJ_Impy posted:

xb5? What makes using the pawn to take the knight risky?

If we do xb5, they do Qa8+, we're forced to play Qb8, they play Rxd8+, we're forced to play Kxd8, they play Qxb8+

We lose our queen and are in shambles, probably unable to ever recover.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Davin Valkri posted:

Another possibility might be a "tit for tat" attack by Nxe5.

I like it. It's as good a queen exchange as any.

Opens up some new possibles.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Qxe5 is met by what, Nxa7, Rxd8, Bg5, these are all the plausible moves I can see. Maybe Bf4. In the case of Nxa7, we'd be placed in check and forced to move our king closer to a relatively undefended corner which I'm not keen on, plus they can pick off our C6 pawn. That risk alone makes me thing we should not even consider Qxe5.

"Risk" is underselling it: Qxe5 leads to Qxc6+ Kb7 Bxa7# or Qxc6+ Qc7 Qxc7#, so it's an outright loss.

Nxh2 is nice if they Kxh2 but if they don't we're in a lot of trouble.

Nxe5 is countered by Qf5+ and attempted playthroughs of that don't look too great for us either.

EDIT: as far as loving up their plans I feel like g6 does a really remarkable job of gumming up their offensive.

StupidSexyMothman fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Aug 7, 2017

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


oldskool posted:

"Risk" is underselling it: Qxe5 leads to Qxc6+ Kb7 Bxa7# or Qxc6+ Qc7 Qxc7#, so it's an outright loss.

Nxh2 is nice if they Kxh2 but if they don't we're in a lot of trouble.

I have to agree, Nxh2 is the better variant of the tit-for-tat trade of queens line. I'd like to ask that all those who would vote Nxe5 to use Nxh2 instead. I'm withholding my vote though until we get a good concrete line with a consensus behind it.

CirclMastr posted:

If we do xb5, they do Qa8+, we're forced to play Qb8, they play Rxd8+, we're forced to play Kxd8, they play Qxb8+

We lose our queen and are in shambles, probably unable to ever recover.

I missed that one, xb5 is now an unusable move unless we can think of a stalemate trap we can apply to it, this seems like the best way to set one up.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Stalemate is literally zero legal moves, we are miles away from stalemate traps at this point just based on the number of pieces we still have on the board.

DM Zero
Dec 8, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wow, I leave for a few days and things go rather downhill quickly.

We're in a world of pain right now. In fact, there may be little we can do to NOT lose our Queen here.

I've spent a few hours looking at this to try to figure a way out of it. I'll try to explain the most likely followups that I can see from the moves we have. Unfortunately, there's not a lot of good options...

Obviously, the Queen is threatened here, so we have to assume that almost any move that isn't a Queen move or a move that puts them in check is going to be responded with the Queen being taken, or something to further pin us in.

cxb5 - As CirclMastr said, this move is potentially ruinous as it leads to a more or less forced Rxd8+, Kxd8, Qxb8+, we're roasted over an open fire.

Rxd1+ - This will lead to (likely) an Rxd1 or Qxd1 response. Rxd1 puts us in (almost) the exact same position after a Rook exchange (should we then continue with cxb5, we win Rook and Knight for our Queen, but we're still in a really bad spot as above as the Queen is in our back rank and going to shred several pieces). Qxd1 is a different story, and will relieve a lot of pressure off us (enabling the capture of the b5 knight much more safely). I don't think we can bet on them making this move, but...

Any Queen move (as best I can tell) - Almost universally bad, some leading to mate or a serious loss of material in very short order. Consider Qb7. That will invite Nxa7+, forcing us to either capture the Knight with the Queen (which is then lost to the e3 bishop), or go Kc7 to attempt to continue protecting our rook on d8. That then easily invites Qxf7+ and I think we can see from there the position is almost unwinnable. The last "option" therefore being...

Nxe5 - This is a gamble - we can offer an exchange of Queens here, but I see a potential bad spot for us that Qf5+ continues to tighten the noose on us, but doesn't utterly eradicate us in a matter of a few moves (again, from what I can tell). Queen exchange will relieve a lot of pressure on us but won't solve all of our problems in one go.

I don't see a lot of good options. At this point the best thing I can see is that we either go Rxd1 and gamble that they capture it with the Queen (seems very unlikely as Rxd1 is basically staring you in the face), or to invite an exchange of Queens with Nxe5.

I'm going to vote for Nxe5 as it's the most likely thing to bait a move that does not contribute further to the bad position we're in.

DM Zero fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Aug 7, 2017

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


DM Zero posted:

I'm going to vote for Nxe5 as it's the most likely thing to bait a move that does not contribute further to the bad position we're in.

I see no way in which Nxh2 isn't the same as e5 but better.

oldskool posted:

Stalemate is literally zero legal moves, we are miles away from stalemate traps at this point just based on the number of pieces we still have on the board.

Yeah, that is true. However, that line is probably the best thing we have in order to push towards that: everything's gotta start somewhere.

HerpicleOmnicron5 fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Aug 7, 2017

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I'm going to go with Nxe5.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
Nxe5, maybe we exchange. Alright.

They go Qxf5+, we can go Qd7.

They then have to either take our queen with the rook, or move the knight to check. If they instead take the unguarded knight on e5, which might look might tempting to them, they lose. Qxd1+, Rxd1, Rxd1 and mate.

Unfortunately, that would require white to make a mistake. Which they haven't so far. It's a hail mary, but at least it's attempting a win.

I don't see the appeal of Nxh2.

Okay, why the hell not. Nxe5, I'm tired of our conservative, risk-nothing playstyle :v:

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Nxh2 achieves the same queen exchange as e5 and it creates a chance for the enemy to blunder, a necessity if we want to win. E5 just gets the queen exchange. You give them e5 and we get put on the same average course. We need to maximise our chances.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Nxe5, since that seems to have some decent reasoning behind it.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Nxe5 seems solid to me.

DM Zero
Dec 8, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

I see no way in which Nxh2 isn't the same as e5 but better.


I strongly disagree. He can take our Knight with his King (Kxh2) which does not buy us anything even in the short run, however going Nxe5 we get the central pawn more or less for free while still inviting the Queen exchange. What protects him from just going Kxh2 and we're still, again, more or less in the same position after throwing a Knight away for a pawn?

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Nxe5

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


DM Zero posted:

I strongly disagree. He can take our Knight with his King (Kxh2) which does not buy us anything even in the short run, however going Nxe5 we get the central pawn more or less for free while still inviting the Queen exchange. What protects him from just going Kxh2 and we're still, again, more or less in the same position after throwing a Knight away for a pawn?

Yeah, taking with the king is what we want. That gets them out of position and let's us set up a potential assault on the king.Qxe5 and Bd6 get us the win.

DM Zero
Dec 8, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Yeah, taking with the king is what we want. That gets them out of position and let's us set up a potential assault on the king.Qxe5 and Bd6 get us the win.

No it doesn't. After Qxe5, what's their most likely move? Bf4 looks pretty clear/obvious to me to threaten our Queen and block the check. You would then still do Bd6? This would assuredly result in Nxd6+ from them (losing the Bishop, Queen remains threatened), and I hope I don't need to explain further that this game is all but over from there as we would lose our Bishop, Rook, and Queen in short order there almost no matter what we do. I'm not suggesting that Nxe5 is going to win us the game (things look poor for us as it stands and losing the Queen is likely), but no combination of Qxe5 followed by Bd6 is going to go well for us.

Glaive17
Oct 11, 2012

What is there left to discover about donuts...?
Pillbug
Nxe5 works for me!

idhrendur
Aug 20, 2016

Nxe5.

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010
Let's see if White's willing to trade queens. Nxe5.

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

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1.e4 d5 2.exd5 Nf6 3.d4 Bg4 4.Bb5+ c6 5.dxc6 Nxc6 6.Nf3 Bxf3 7.Qxf3 Qd7 8.0-0 e6 9.c4 0-0-0 10.Be3 Qc7 11.Rd1 e5 12.Bxc6 bxc6 13.Nc3 h5 14.dxe5 Ng4 15.Nb5 Nxe5

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Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

So I played a few games on this board state against an AI but playing as White and I won most times.

I apparently glossed over this before, but please don't do this :) I feel that this is a bit of a grey area, but I'd rather err on the side of caution with involving computers here for the sake of fairness.

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