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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


How the gently caress is this presidency such a loving joke?

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

TontoCorazon posted:

How the gently caress is this presidency such a loving joke?

I think it all started when they elected an gigantic orange whose flesh is the texture of a ball sack.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
because, sadly, the cold war never went hot unlike most other timelines

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Apr 16, 2017

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Megabound posted:

I think it all started when they elected an gigantic orange whose flesh is the texture of a ball sack.

Also, the orange is retarded.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Megabound posted:

I think it all started when they elected an gigantic orange whose flesh is the texture of a ball sack.

He's like the cyberdwarf but instead of bball skin graft, it's just the scrotums of old fuckers

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he's called coal miners idiots with no ambition in the past. where on earth did you get the idea that trump gives a gently caress about people?

He does care about the milk people at least.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Robo Reagan posted:

not to mention the stress of being POTUS knocks about 10 years off your life expectancy because of all the stress and holy lol does trump seem stressed

Not sure about that myself. If he's not on a golf course he's just sitting down in a room with generals completely confused, quickly loosing interest and sending off messages like a 16 year old girl

More oblivious than stressed even

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoIUzxoWtkM

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lol

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/894206226040590336

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

lmao my favorite was during the election people were posting all over Facebook this doctored photo of Ice Cube wearing a Trump t shirt. It was the worst loving photoshop but millions of idiots shared it anyway

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/232572505238433794

Happy anniversary :patriot:

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






lol america is the best

reminds me of that hunter s. thompson quote, how vegas is the evening entertainment if the nazis had won

quote:

“The Circus-Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This is the sixth Reich. The ground floor is full of gambling tables, like all the other casinos... but the place is about four stories high, in the style of a circus tent, and all manner of strange County-Fair/Polish Carnival madness is going on up in this space.”

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

So who runs this poo poo? Isn't his daughter-in-law involved? Isn't this like..... state run media (propaganda)?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Donald wants to off kim Jung because the world is only big enough for one fat megalomaniac dictator.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
the name Kayleigh McEnany just makes me so mad instinctually

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



You may prattle on about these baseless Russia allegations, however let me remind you of William Howard Taft's indiscretions...

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Pennywise the Frown posted:

So who runs this poo poo? Isn't his daughter-in-law involved? Isn't this like..... state run media (propaganda)?

we already have an official state propaganda outlet, but it is prohibited from being aired in the us.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

do u know jenny posted:

lmao my favorite was during the election people were posting all over Facebook this doctored photo of Ice Cube wearing a Trump t shirt. It was the worst loving photoshop but millions of idiots shared it anyway

These fuckers didn't even put in the effort to photoshop the t-shirts. They used a site that allows you put your own logo on t-shirt models.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

we already have an official state propaganda outlet, but it is prohibited from being aired in the us.

I don't know, I get the Fox News Channel.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



https://twitter.com/Deplorables4US/status/893212180153196544

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I hate this loving planet.

edit: Help my district out here and follow Randy Bryce on twitter or something. I want Ryan gone and this guy has the best, albeit small, chance.

edit 2: lol trump is the president :smithicide:

https://twitter.com/IronStache

Yeah, he has a badass name.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Aug 7, 2017

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


Haha it's like Hillary is the boogeyman

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I don't know about this whole "Deplorable Candidates for Congress" thing guys. I was dead set on voting for the "Disgusting Turd Sniffer Candidates for Congress" movement or maybe even the "Reprehensible Rapist Candidates for Congress" people. I dunno guys.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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The problem is that politicians are too nice. Their campaign pays top dollar for focus groups that respond and say "wow Nasty Woman gets to the core of Hillary, that's the one I respond best to" or "yes, Deplorable is a good verb, highest marks for deplorable" but they just get adopted by the group they target.

Going forward people need to just cut to the bone. No more dancing around the subject. Call Trump supporters "racist shitheads," call Hillary a "conniving frigid bitch." Don't worry about walking on eggshells. No one's going to wear a t-shirt proclaiming pride in being a racist piece of poo poo or run a campaign around being the racist lovely candidate.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Hillary Rodham Clinton literally broke people's minds

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Hillary Rodham Clinton literally broke people's minds

typical whitey trying to take credit for the black man's work

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

mobby_6kl posted:

He does care about the milk people at least.
Only the local ones.

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Hillary Rodham Clinton literally broke people's minds

I can't wait to see what happens when she runs again in 2020

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

This is frightening

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

ambient robot posted:

I can't wait to see what happens when she runs again in 2020

bernie doesn't get kneecapped and we get glorious maple syrup socialism?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

LMAO this guy's full statement, it's beautiful:

quote:

Being a US Navy Veteran 1990-1994,2001-2003 and a Volunteer Firefighter/1st Responder for almost 30 years I bring experience in many areas that current politicians have no idea. I'm a union worker and the fight with healthcare is getting stupid for lack of a better word. We need people that know what it's like in the real world with the experience to help fix what is wrong in government. Current Representatives have lost touch. We need Veterans who bring leadership, 1st Responders who know how to care for people and a voice for the American People. Representatives have forgoton who they work for. Thank You!!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

TotalLossBrain posted:

Being a US Navy Veteran 1990-1994,2001-2003 and a Volunteer Firefighter/1st Responder for almost 30 years I bring experience in many areas that current politicians have no idea. I'm a union worker and the fight with healthcare is getting stupid for lack of a better word. We need people that know what it's like in the real world with the experience to help fix what is wrong in government. Current Representatives have lost touch. We need Veterans who bring leadership, 1st Responders who know how to care for people and a voice for the American People. Representatives have forgoton who they work for. Thank You!!

First thought: Thank god this guy is so obviously stupid and clueless. We don't have to worry about him actually having a chance.

Second thought: He's just smart enough to sound like a genius compared to Trump who is basically worshiped. This guy finishes his (realllllllly dumb) sentences. We might be in trouble.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Madcosby posted:

This is frightening

I know it's so cliche, I mean beyond cliche to point out the similarities between the Trump administration and a dictatorship.

But the Trump administration literally wants to be a textbook dictatorship.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Catastrophe posted:

First thought: Thank god this guy is so obviously stupid and clueless. We don't have to worry about him actually having a chance.

If this past election has taught us anything...

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Robo Reagan posted:

typical whitey trying to take credit for the black man's work

Haha!

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
We all need to respect the fact that all veterans are inherently smarter and more capable than citizens.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

TotalLossBrain posted:

Being a US Navy Veteran 1990-1994,2001-2003 and a Volunteer Firefighter/1st Responder for almost 30 years I bring experience in many areas that current politicians have no idea. I'm a union worker and the fight with healthcare is getting stupid for lack of a better word. We need people that know what it's like in the real world with the experience to help fix what is wrong in government. Current Representatives have lost touch. We need Veterans who bring leadership, 1st Responders who know how to care for people and a voice for the American People. Representatives have forgoton who they work for. Thank You!!

Have any of these fuckers even once had to write a cover letter?

"healthcare is getting stupid for lack of a better word"

Now I'm not a loving doctor but I've been to college and the way they speak is around the grade school level. It's pretty frustrating that people don't read this and think... "Oh, he's a loving retard."

But here we are.

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Madcosby posted:

This is frightening

It's just repeating whatever the D is twittering. Think of it as a service for old people who don't do the cyber, you really want them to miss out?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Leon Einstein posted:

We all need to respect the fact that all veterans are inherently smarter and more capable than citizens.

The Marine Corps is sometimes called "Little Texas" so we know that can't possibly be true.

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Pennywise the Frown posted:

But the Trump administration literally wants to be a textbook dictatorship.

Hopefully Americans realize this and stop it before it's too late



Hahaha

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