/r/Incels: Japan is far ahead of us in incel science

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fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Pick posted:

Nah it's fine I just post as I read on my phone because the setup is different haha.

It feels to me a lot of these guys were coddled by their mothers, because their mothers wanted their sons to love them (non-sexually obv) because their husbands didn't. In almost every single one of these cases I've observed IRL, the mother was essentially a self-professed "strong woman" but in reality a doormat, and their husband didn't care a whit for them or anyone else. If you grow up with someone who is basically a slave, you'll learn to expect the lifestyle of a slaveowner. I think one of the groups that really needs therapy here, is a bunch of neglected moms.

I'll happily go, and give these neglected mothers in loveless failures, of marriages, the treatment they need.

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# ? May 16, 2024 20:39

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

quote:

Trump is a chad

Ah, that's why they like him so much

Anyway these incels talk a big game like saying they'd gently caress a dead dog or injured, unconscious woman but something tells me even they wouldn't have the balls to do that

My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Aug 6, 2017

# ? Aug 6, 2017 23:23

NO FUCK YOU DAD: Oct 23, 2008

Shanghaied posted:

that the prostitutes still have to be virgins. Homeboy's plan is "get AIDS and die" because even his hate fantasy holds women to literally impossible standards.

# ? Aug 6, 2017 23:38

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Degenerate females who refuse me sex for freeeeeee

I'll get HIV that'll show 'em.

# ? Aug 6, 2017 23:38

School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

A counter to the earlier Virgin Shoot comic.

I don't even know where the gently caress this one comes from lol.

# ? Aug 6, 2017 23:51

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

School Nickname posted:

I don't even know where the gently caress this one comes from lol.

this is a work of art

# ? Aug 6, 2017 23:58

Hobologist: May 4, 2007; We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

With all these new posts I was hoping r/incels was public again. I guess it's better that they can talk about dog loving in peace.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 00:29

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

School Nickname posted:

A counter to the earlier Virgin Shoot comic.

This is by far the better version of the shooting comic. We all know Chad would be better at everything, including murder.

School Nickname posted:

I don't even know where the gently caress this one comes from lol.

I dig it.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 00:54

chumbler: Mar 28, 2010

green chicken feet posted:

This is by far the better version of the shooting comic. We all know Chad would be better at everything, including murder.

I dig it.

Chad would even be better at being an incel.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 00:59

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

chumbler posted:

Chad would even be better at being an incel.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 01:01

Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

chumbler posted:

Chad would even be better at being an incel.

Yeah, if Chad was a MGHOW he'd be doing it purely out of a desire to improve himself and would not post rants about how awful women are. He'd be like, "I must GMOW as an exercise in self discipline and enlightenment. I hope all my Stacies understand."

# ? Aug 7, 2017 01:40

School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

Shanghaied posted:

I cried out laughing at this, thank you.

I still don't know where this thing crawled out of though. Is it some alt-right/incel mishmash rejection of Catholicism, for some earlier Christian purity?

# ? Aug 7, 2017 01:45

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

School Nickname posted:

I cried out laughing at this, thank you.

I still don't know where this thing crawled out of though. Is it some alt-right/incel mishmash rejection of Catholicism, for some earlier Christian purity?

at this point these pictures are just memes making fun of the original incel/chad comparison pic

oh also, mods, please rename me to "kyrie inceleison"

# ? Aug 7, 2017 01:51

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

School Nickname posted:

I cried out laughing at this, thank you.

I still don't know where this thing crawled out of though. Is it some alt-right/incel mishmash rejection of Catholicism, for some earlier Christian purity?

I'm no theologian but it appears that the incel is Western monastic tradition, while Chad represent the Eastern Orthodox church. God knows why.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 01:54

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Shanghaied posted:

I'm no theologian but it appears that the incel is Western monastic tradition, while Chad represent the Eastern Orthodox church. God knows why.

God knows why... but it is not for Man to grasp... only to contemplate the mystery.

It reminds me vaguely of those old-timey political cartoons that are now too obscure to make sense to the average person. I'm still laughing about it, though, so as a comic, it's a success.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 02:40

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

green chicken feet posted:

God knows why... but it is not for Man to grasp... only to contemplate the mystery.

It reminds me vaguely of those old-timey political cartoons that are now too obscure to make sense to the average person. I'm still laughing about it, though, so as a comic, it's a success.

old political cartoons own

# ? Aug 7, 2017 02:42

chumbler: Mar 28, 2010

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

old political cartoons own

All turtles should be renamed Ograbmes now.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 02:48

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

School Nickname posted:

I don't even know where the gently caress this one comes from lol.

jfc hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha

# ? Aug 7, 2017 02:49

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

that's one of my favorite things i have ever seen

# ? Aug 7, 2017 02:49

The Maroon Hawk: May 10, 2008

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

oh also, mods, please rename me to "kyrie inceleison"

ahahahahahahahaha oh my loving god I'm dying, send help

# ? Aug 7, 2017 03:55

Hobologist: May 4, 2007; We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

at this point these pictures are just memes making fun of the original incel/chad comparison pic

oh also, mods, please rename me to "kyrie inceleison"

In English for the non-Classics nerds?

# ? Aug 7, 2017 04:19

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

kyrie eleison means "lord, have mercy" in latin and we catholics still use it all the drat time

# ? Aug 7, 2017 04:20

The Maroon Hawk: May 10, 2008

It's also a significant part of the text of the Requiem mass and often a major part of any musical interpretations of the Requiem mass text

I'm particularly fond of the Kyrie in Mozart's Requiem

# ? Aug 7, 2017 05:09

Dr. Carwash: Sep 16, 2006; Senpai...

# ? Aug 7, 2017 05:10

Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

Shanghaied posted:

# ? Aug 7, 2017 05:15

chumbler: Mar 28, 2010

Dr. Carwash posted:

I think this one missed the point.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 05:22

sincx: Jul 13, 2012; furiously masturbating to anime titties

chumbler posted:

I think this one missed the point.

To the contrary, a Chad who's also good at games will only further enrage the incels.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 06:34

Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

Omega Virgin Revolt

# ? Aug 7, 2017 10:52

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Guy Mann posted:

Omega Virgin Revolt

lmao the newest "article":

quote:

Women Think That Gazpacho Is Creepy

Yesterday, I was out getting lunch that recently added gazpacho, a cold Spanish tomato soup, to their menu. I overheard two women ahead of me in line talking about the new gazpacho. One of the women asks the other what gazpacho is. The other woman says that it�s like salsa that you drink. The first woman says that gazpacho is creepy. The second woman agreed. After that I made sure to get some gazpacho with my lunch because I was not going to let women ruin gazpacho especially by calling gazpacho creepy.

I have been saying for a long time that women calling men creepy is bullshit. However, this proves it. Women are willing to call traditional Spanish cuisine creepy which is complete rubbish by itself. If a soup can be creepy, than any man being called creepy is meaningless.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 10:58

Kullik: Jan 5, 2017

Gazpacho is pretty creepy tho, could use it as blood in a crappy low budget horror film.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:08

Ralph Crammed In: May 11, 2007; Let's get clean and smart

If a skeleton covered in cobwebs is creepy, how can I also be?

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:12

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

I'm only a few pages into this thread but I guess I have a really dumb question, that I'm sure will trigger some anger but:

Why not just go to whores? Like if you're so hosed up you can't get laid, at all, why not get a prostitute? That's what they're there for. I mean their job is literally to solve this issue.

Most prostitutes that I've met (tho never used) don't care how much of a dweeb you are - $50 is $50.

It just baffles me that people like Eliot Roger and these people on reddit do not understand that there is a simple, quick, and easy solution to this issue.

Not being able to get laid is literally a non-existent issue unless you live in Saudi Arabia. You can litearally find a prostitue that meets your fantasies and gently caress said woman within an hour.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:32

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

du -hast posted:

I'm only a few pages into this thread but I guess I have a really dumb question, that I'm sure will trigger some anger but:

Why not just go to whores? Like if you're so hosed up you can't get laid, at all, why not get a prostitute? That's what they're there for. I mean their job is literally to solve this issue.

Most prostitutes that I've met (tho never used) don't care how much of a dweeb you are - $50 is $50.

It just baffles me that people like Eliot Roger and these people on reddit do not understand that there is a simple, quick, and easy solution to this issue.

Not being able to get laid is literally a non-existent issue unless you live in Saudi Arabia. You can litearally find a prostitue that meets your fantasies and gently caress said woman within an hour.

Their goal is to hate women not to gently caress them.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:36

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Breetai posted:

Their goal is to hate women not to gently caress them.

For an extra $20 I 100% guarantee you that you can scream obscenities and misogyny at the lady to your heart's content. poo poo you paid for an hour, give her the redpill.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:38

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Palpek posted:

lmao the newest "article":

I heard a woman say a thing! This means all women feel that way!

Some of these guys don't just have mental illness - they apparently have intellectual disabilities. All girls like this thing / all girls hate this thing type thinking should have died out in elementary school. The most baffling thing to me is that someone so stupid could type coherent paragraphs.

Imagine applying his logic to everyday life and the strange places it would take you. I heard a woman saying she only liked plain cheese pizza! This proves that all women hate toppings!

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:53

Vookatos: May 2, 2013

du -hast posted:

For an extra $20 I 100% guarantee you that you can scream obscenities and misogyny at the lady to your heart's content. poo poo you paid for an hour, give her the redpill.

Most of them are probably too shy to actually do anything, and I bet quite a few don't actually want to get laid because that way they can be a victim. Course there's ones that yell about how they want a virgin, but I think they just belong to first two groups, anyway. It always feels like they want to have sex anyways, but they're either too scared of doing it with an experienced woman or just want to yell about used feeemaleees some more.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:55

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

They don't want some gross roastie slut though. Only a prime 10/10 goddess can sate the incel's lust.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:55

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

It's funny you say elementary school, because an incel's entire thesis can be boiled down to "Girls are icky, and they like little Chad more than me. Therefore I will throw a tantrum."

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:59

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Pick posted:

kyrie eleison means "lord, have mercy" in latin and we catholics still use it all the drat time

*greek, which is strange when the rest of the mass is in latin

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# ? May 16, 2024 20:39

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

So that famous Mr. Mister song Kyrie they are singing "Lord have mercy down the roads that I must travel" etc?

My mind is legitimately blown.

As a kid, I thought they were singing "Kiri Iri Lazer" which made no sense, but that's what it sounds like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDjt4FzFWY

# ? Aug 7, 2017 12:43

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