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Something tells me that person has never actually cooked with chili peppers. 
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Aug 5, 2017 05:05
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Something tells me that person has never actually cooked FTFY.
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Aug 5, 2017 05:08
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Something tells me that person has never actually cooked with chili peppers. A roommate I didn't like made the mistake of slicing dried chili peppers and then scratching his balls. Gave the rest of us a good laugh.
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Aug 5, 2017 05:18
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TheMadMilkman posted:A roommate I didn't like made the mistake of slicing dried chili peppers and then scratching his balls. As long as it was in that order
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Aug 5, 2017 05:50
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Jayme posted:I majored in Wildlife Science - nearly every class had a practical lab attached (so we would be tramping through the woods looking at plants/practicing setting traps/doing turtle surveys). If anyone tried being that Wacky and Quirky, I think the rest of the lab section would have unanimously voted to leave them there, since that would have just added extra time to the lab (which were usually at least a couple hours, if not longer). Honest question: What career do you go into with that major? Park ranger? Environmental scientist? Crazy woods hermit?
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Aug 5, 2017 06:57
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My money's on druid. Also what kinda questions did you ask the turtles during your survey?
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Aug 5, 2017 07:03
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hyperhazard posted:Honest question: What career do you go into with that major? Park ranger? Environmental scientist? Crazy woods hermit? Pretty much all of the above - the federal hiring freeze kinda screwed a large portion of my graduating class over, since the federal government's a pretty large employer there. Some of my classmates got jobs working with state agencies managing nongame populations or restoring natural habitats or performing hunter surveys to prevent overharvesting of game species, stuff like that. I've personally been trying to get a job working in animal care, but I've taken classes that reflect that - Animal Behavior, Wildlife Diseases, Herpetology, etc. Fathis Munk posted:My money's on druid. The basics - where they were from, what they were in town for, their opinions on the construction going on downtown... (The lab where we did reptile/amphibian surveying were really interesting - we learned about the different methods of marking the animals we captured, how to recognize potential biases or patterns in the captured individuals to account for age or sex groups that may be more prone to capture, how to extrapolate the survey to estimate the total population in the area, etc.) If anyone's interested in asking any more questions, feel free to message me - I don't like causing derails!
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Aug 5, 2017 07:32
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That was written by someone who is aware that cooking, like, exists, in theory, but has never actually eaten food or been around a source of heat. But they want to fit in with all the regular above ground human people real bad, and all their research shows that "dinner" is integral to that.
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Aug 5, 2017 12:50
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Just lol if you never dipped your bozack into a tub of Greek yogurt because you scratched your nuts after dicing habeneros.
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Aug 5, 2017 13:55
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Just lol if you never dipped your bozack into a tub of Greek yogurt because you scratched your nuts after dicing habeneros. You know, this post very closely could fit in a cooking thread. Bozack sounds like a Turkish side dish.
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Aug 5, 2017 14:35
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Just lol if you don't have your Turkish manservant Yusuf dip your bozack in yogurt for you.
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Aug 5, 2017 15:10
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Fathis Munk posted:My money's on druid. 
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Aug 5, 2017 15:25
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Aug 5, 2017 22:43
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Yes, all black men do look alike.
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Aug 6, 2017 03:40
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Yes, all black men do look alike. Well, the poster is black, so at least he has that defense going for him.
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Aug 6, 2017 04:19
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Peak loving STDH https://www.buzzfeed.com/asiawmclain/19-kids-whose-past-life-memories-will-totally-creep-you-the
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Aug 6, 2017 07:33
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gschmidl posted:Peak loving STDH 
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Aug 6, 2017 07:48
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Have these people never met 2-4 year olds? You would have to be more gullible than anyone who has ever existed to believe their stories, especially if those stories involve something that's obviously bullshit like "past lives".
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Aug 6, 2017 08:00
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Elysiume posted:I didn't even make it through the title. Best way to approach this, to be fair.
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Aug 6, 2017 08:28
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 I know that whenever I ask people if they need help, they always hand me their infant child as a total stranger no questions asked. Trash Boat has a new favorite as of 08:43 on Aug 6, 2017 |
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Aug 6, 2017 08:37
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Yes a small child falls asleep in a strangers arms. And no I won't take a selfie. Just these feet. And no you can't friend me but  please like my business
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Aug 6, 2017 08:51
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Oh no people were grumpy that three babies were crying all at once in a delayed cramped plane, what assholes.
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Aug 6, 2017 09:46
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Also, always help yourself to a stranger's crying baby. Unlike regular mum you have special mummy powers and can make all babies stop crying at will. E: and that crying baby.......was Albert Einstein (in a past life)
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Aug 6, 2017 09:50
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My favorite part was how the children were so misbehaved because you can't discipline them by whacking them anymore.
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Aug 6, 2017 15:57
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Aug 7, 2017 03:54
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What did that fucko spend the other $20 on?
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Aug 7, 2017 04:04
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Where the gently caress are you buying food from that it's that expensive  Like even when grapes are out of season and like $9 a kilo it wouldn't total $30+ what the Christ
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Aug 7, 2017 04:06
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Also buy some loving vegetables
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Aug 7, 2017 04:07
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Where is that "how much could a banana cost? $10?" gif.
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Aug 7, 2017 04:08
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So not giving any credence to this particular stdh, but recently when I went to Publix (southeastern US grocery store), specialty grapes were expensive as gently caress. Bought a bag of cotton candy grapes that ended up being $9.50. It doesn't excuse this idiot, but puts it in perspective if they're buying premium grapes. And before anyone asks, cotton candy grapes are baller as gently caress, and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise
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Aug 7, 2017 04:14
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Yeah, that's why you don't buy expensive premium heritage organic grapes when you're povvo. When you're povvo you buy cheap in season fruit and veg and homebrand/store brand bread and toilet paper instead of the $6 a loaf/$3 a roll nice poo poo. I understand this, my brother doesn't, which is why even though we are earning the same wage I always pay my electricity bills on time and he doesn't.
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Aug 7, 2017 04:30
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Also, if you spend $15 on Macca's instead of $30, you won't be as fat AND will have spent less money too.
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Aug 7, 2017 04:36
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$32 will buy you three McDonald's meals. I don't get it.
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Aug 7, 2017 04:48
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Food deserts are a thing, but if Cracker McWhitebread is spending $32 on grapes they're probably not living in one. I say this as someone who is broke most of the time and just hosted friends for $20. Got three types of cheese, Concord grapes, blackberries, strawberries, and golden kiwi. I even went to a fancy market that just opened up in my crumby neighborhood. You figure it was 2 bucks for the nuts, maybe another 2 for the soda, so that means they spent $28 on a pineapple, grapes, and raspberries. Maybe they went to one of those Japanese luxury fruit stores. Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 04:59 on Aug 7, 2017 |
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Aug 7, 2017 04:54
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Don't know why, but this reminds me of some middle class fuckwit who got himself on food stamps, and then went and bought lobster with them. To somehow prove that all people on welfare are eating lobster and drinking champagne and storing both in *gasp* their fancy fridges.
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Aug 7, 2017 05:00
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And as someone who has lived in food deserts, povvo kids growing up in food deserts are generally miserable little skeletons who get child services called on their mums because, guess what, you don't get fat when all you've had to eat the whole day is one tin of <$1 spaghetti.
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Aug 7, 2017 05:00
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Being time poor or having young kids who shriek if they don't get cartoon-endorsed snacks and soft drinks and sugary breakfast cereals and fast food, those are very very valid reasons why it's easier to buy Macca's or put the kids in front of the TV/iPad with a bag of chips. It's often cheaper to make a nice healthy dinner but it takes time and effort when all you want to do is sit down and not have to deal with any more of the world's bullshit.
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Aug 7, 2017 05:15
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BrigadierSensible posted:Don't know why, but this reminds me of some middle class fuckwit who got himself on food stamps, and then went and bought lobster with them. I don't think that's possible, I got denied for food stamps because I "made too much money" ($500 a month) soooo...
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Thin Privilege posted:I don't think that's possible, I got denied for food stamps because I "made too much money" ($500 a month) soooo... I may be wrong, but I remember an article he wrote about it. I think he was a student or some such. He was some smug right wing type trying to make a "bloody welfare queens" type point.
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