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I feel like it's close to this price to hunt an old lion on a nature preserve but i have no idea what the price is or what is up with the meat here edit: nm its some dude farming lions?? Sure sounds funny to me!!!
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Aug 6, 2017 06:39
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I don't really have any other food threads to post this in.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:14
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Haifisch posted:Yes. Farm raised lion meat, that thing that exists. Many trophy hunts are actually lions bred specifically for that in fenced off privately owned safari parks, so I don't think it's unreasonable.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:20
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When I heard that lion meat was a thing, I looked up prices and even then it was insanely expensive. If I'm going to be spending out the nose for specialty meat, it's going to be the Iberico ham from Spain that I heard's amazing.
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Aug 6, 2017 11:12
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So I'm a few days late but I would say horse tastes mostly like beef but then a bit more gamey, more in the direction of Buffalo meat than venison. Speaking of odd meats, I went to Estonia a few years ago, and while I was researching for the trip I found out they eat bear meat. I was really curious and spent 4 days looking for it every time I found a market, but no luck. Eventually I found it, and it was in cans. The shopkeeper explained that they don't want to encourage hunters to kill too many bears, but they have to cull them sometimes, and it's all highly regulated, so all the meat for commercial sale goes to one bear slaughterhouse where they prepare the cans of bear meat. My friends and I bought a couple of cans to take home as souvenirs. We got to the airport, and didn't have checked luggage, and the security didn't want us to take it. We pleaded with them, and eventually they said, alright, fine, but you have to drain the liquid out of the cans. So I followed a security woman into the bathroom and watched her open the cans and dump the bear juice into the sink, and then she returned them to me. The smell was overwhelmingly sour, pungent, and almost rancid. We wrapped it in a couple of plastic bags and that seemed to hide the smell. Later, we get in the plane and they start recirculating the air in the cabin, and within minutes the entire airplane reeks of nasty Eastern European canned boiled bear meat, and stinks for the entire two hour flight. When we finally got home, we realized that we can't give these cans as gifts anymore, and they have been open and unrefridgerated for hours, so we have to eat it right then. It was expensive too, like $15 a can or so, and we had four cans. So, exhausted at the end of a long day of travel, we sat down and proceeded to eat all of the meat together with some tortillas and hot sauce. It was sour and really gamey and fatty. It was pretty disgusting, but we managed to choke it down with the help of duty free vodka. And that's the story of the Bearito. Edit:  Oh yeah, it was only 92% bear meat. I guess that's pretty high? I don't remember what the rest was but it was probably pork, they eat tons of pork. I had a pig tongue in a bar there one night, which apparently a traditional beer snack, and it was surprisingly tasty, though disgusting to look at. 
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Aug 6, 2017 15:57
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twoday posted:
Yeah bear is gross. I didn't gag a little when I read that, but the concept of gagging came to mind. A friend of mine had her tuna confiscated at airport security as a liquid even though she was able to point to the phrase SOLID TUNA on the can. That's my story.
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Aug 6, 2017 16:13
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about bear
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Solid tuna, as opposed to liquid tuna, or tuna vapor
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Aug 6, 2017 16:18
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twoday posted:Solid tuna, as opposed to liquid tuna, or tuna vapor Look at this loving scrub it doesn't take his tuna as plasma.
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Aug 6, 2017 16:33
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CommonShore posted:Yeah bear is gross. I didn't gag a little when I read that, but the concept of gagging came to mind. It's like a deconstructed puke. It's the idea of gagging. bongwizzard posted:Look at this loving scrub it doesn't take his tuna as plasma. Put tuna into your e-cig.
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Aug 6, 2017 16:40
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GenericOverusedName posted:Nyquil chicken! Pepsi Blue actually
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Od think bear is gross mostly due to their diet Which involves anything a bear can get their paws on: which includes garbage, not so fresh dead things, and shitloads of bugs. Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 17:06 on Aug 6, 2017 |
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Aug 6, 2017 17:03
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Picnic Princess posted:Many trophy hunts are actually lions bred specifically for that in fenced off privately owned safari parks, so I don't think it's unreasonable.  Content: 
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Aug 6, 2017 17:20
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Haifisch posted:Content: Holy poo poo
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Aug 6, 2017 17:26
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Put tuna into your e-cig. That's a real thing that exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMYTB79rgE8 Oh god, crab juice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyDw9Q5StSo "It's a roasted, bacon-y, salty, fishy, putrid flavor." 
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Aug 6, 2017 17:51
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Lutha Mahtin posted:the reason duck presses are so expensive is because of all the extra inspection you have to do on them. you don't want to get halfway done juicing a duck and realize the metal has a quack in it belated lol
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Aug 6, 2017 18:10
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twoday posted:BEAR JUICE You have singlehandedly killed any desire I had to try bear. I've tried quail and duck (honestly, not a fan of either, both were greasy, but maybe another preparation would be better.) I really like bison and elk, and want to try venison, moose, caribou, reindeer, etc. All the antlery ungulates. I also would try antelope, kangaroo, rabbit, wild boar and horse.
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Aug 6, 2017 20:23
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eating only apples posted:*forensic files guy voice* i appreciated this
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Aug 6, 2017 20:38
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Carnivores taste terrible; not even once.
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twoday posted:Carnivores taste terrible; not even once. Shark is good though
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Aug 6, 2017 23:38
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 Apparently it's "French pizza", made with a frozen pizza, cordon bleu patties with fish sticks and an egg on top. Sounds like amazing drunk food, but ugly as gently caress.
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Aug 6, 2017 23:47
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There's so much about this question I want to know the answer to. CommonShore posted:You're Canadian, right? Don't they have Paralysers in your parts? A petty-bourgeois Russian? OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 02:29 on Aug 7, 2017 |
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Aug 7, 2017 02:24
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Bowtie pasta, peppermint candies and pearl onions?
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Aug 7, 2017 04:11
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I think there's garlic cloves in there too.  Like curry, good stroganoff will never not look like afp when photographed. My wife made this with some boletes we foraged today and a deer I killed.  Bonus fungus porn  Kings and a couple species of jack. 9.25 lbs. The biggest was just shy of 2 lbs. HenryJLittlefinger has a new favorite as of 16:53 on Aug 7, 2017 |
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Aug 7, 2017 05:11
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Which of those will straight up kill me and which ones will make me trip so hard I die?
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Aug 7, 2017 05:28
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Bobby Digital posted:Shark is good though Land carnivores. It doesn't seem to apply to the aquatic world. E: Maybe just carnivorous mammals taste bad? Rattlesnake is pretty good.
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Aug 7, 2017 05:37
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Grand Fromage posted:Land carnivores. It doesn't seem to apply to the aquatic world. Alligator is good too
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MariusLecter posted:Which of those will straight up kill me and which ones will make me trip so hard I die? I suppose you could choke on one if you took a big enough bite Did find some amanitas and others that will do both of those things though
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Sometimes I need to take a break from being an intelligent human being, so I watch BuzzFeed Videos, and today i learned that the netherlands have some serious issues with french fries
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Aug 7, 2017 05:59
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Killingyouguy! posted:Sometimes I need to take a break from being an intelligent human being, so I watch BuzzFeed Videos, and today i learned that the netherlands have some serious issues with french fries Would. Totally
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Aug 7, 2017 06:08
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Alligator is good too But alligators hunt in water. 
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Aug 7, 2017 06:15
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Grand Fromage posted:But alligators hunt in water. I've only been hassled by sharpboys on land. Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h767n_gaCc
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Aug 7, 2017 06:34
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Killingyouguy! posted:Sometimes I need to take a break from being an intelligent human being, so I watch BuzzFeed Videos, and today i learned that the netherlands have some serious issues with french fries BRB going to Spain
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Aug 7, 2017 06:56
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I've only been hassled by sharpboys on land. A better quality video like, right there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-SZYZLfZ7E
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Aug 7, 2017 07:03
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Loss edits are getting stranger and stranger, but still recognizable. I've had camel not from a can. It was stringy and funky, but you could eat it. But Yak? Fuuuuuck eating Yak meat.
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Aug 7, 2017 07:22
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OwlFancier posted:There's so much about this question I want to know the answer to.\ It's from a joke photoshoot of terrible looking foods in inappropriate settings. I think the purple chicken that appears from time to time itt is from the same set. Meanwhile, pizza!? 
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Aug 7, 2017 07:26
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Bonus fungus porn Jelly rn
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Ultimate Mango posted:But Yak? Fuuuuuck eating Yak meat. What yak is great. It's not all that different from beef or bison. I love Tibetan food because literally everything is yak-based.
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Aug 7, 2017 07:41
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I could get this stuff here, but I'm suspicious of canned meats in general and your post did nothing to help that.  Would still try bear in a restaurant, but the only place I know that serves it is way out of my price range.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Bonus fungus porn Do you have a phobia of mushroom brushes or what?
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