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Wow I just noticed that, in "Blood and Sauce", when Bill is making a huge bunch of his barbecue, he gets a delivery from Larsen Pork Products. Holy poo poo.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Wow I just noticed that, in "Blood and Sauce", when Bill is making a huge bunch of his barbecue, he gets a delivery from Larsen Pork Products. Holy poo poo. "Stop! You'll bruise the rind!"
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Aug 5, 2017 04:53
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You're calling me weak?!? Look at your little birdy arms, they're no thicker than a cigarette! I could smoke them little arms!
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Aug 6, 2017 00:42
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I can't believe I forgot this exchange: Dale: It's your quote-unquote 'pollution controls.' I heard on talk radio you don't even need them. They're just an egghead government plot. Hank: How is cutting down on pollution a government plot, Dale? Dale: Open up your eyes, man! They're trying to control global warming. Get it? Glo-bal. Hank: So-what? Dale: That's code for UN commissars telling Americans what temperature it's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up. See what Boutros-Boutros Golly-Golly thinks about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska. Hank: Dale, you giblet head! We live in Texas. It's already 110 in the summer and if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your rear end!
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Aug 6, 2017 03:03
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Come here...let me get a good look at you...
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Testikles posted:I can't believe I forgot this exchange: He doesn't fall for this dumb poo poo and gladly will kick your rear end when you're trying to convince other idiots to follow you.
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Aug 6, 2017 22:27
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DALE: So it turns out I'm not the actual Dale Gribble, but a clone of him. The original Dale Gribble is a super-warrior from the year 2087. The second me, i.e. I, was created to help the first me fight the invading Mongol armies. HANK: Dale, that's asinine, and here's four reasons why. First, you're not gonna clone a super-warrior out of a guy who can't even win a thumb-wrestling match. Two, you've spent your life swearing that the robots will eliminate the clones by the year 2010, so which is it, robots or clones? Three, you've already said you sympathize with the invading Mongolians of 2087, so you'd be the last one they'd send to fight them. And four, if you were from the future, you would have seen this coming. (Punches Dale in the arm)
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Aug 6, 2017 23:06
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Hank made Peggy orgasm in that episode
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Aug 7, 2017 02:06
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Bombadilillo posted:Hank made Peggy orgasm in that episode Try not to think on how dense and tangled Peggys pube forest is
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Aug 7, 2017 02:41
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I love it when John Redcorn has wind inexplicably blow through his hair. Especially when Hank threatens to kick his rear end in the episode where Peggy finds out about the affair gently caress it John Redcorn is one of the best characters in the show
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Aug 7, 2017 02:55
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facebook jihad posted:I love it when John Redcorn has wind inexplicably blow through his hair. Especially when Hank threatens to kick his rear end in the episode where Peggy finds out about the affair At first he seems like a big, cool dude but the more you get to know him the more sad his life is. He's great.
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Aug 7, 2017 02:59
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facebook jihad posted:I love it when John Redcorn has wind inexplicably blow through his hair. Especially when Hank threatens to kick his rear end in the episode where Peggy finds out about the affair I love how they never just call him John.
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Aug 7, 2017 03:02
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...and the pitch! posted:At first he seems like a big, cool dude but the more you get to know him the more sad his life is. He's great. Plugin' neighborhood milfs and cuckin' dudes is a good job if you can get it.
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Aug 7, 2017 03:17
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You fellas have time to stay for a health film? I know the good ones.
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Aug 7, 2017 03:18
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LingcodKilla posted:Plugin' neighborhood milfs and cuckin' dudes is a good job if you can get it. He gets to be in a band with the coolest guys in town. And Dale.
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Aug 7, 2017 03:22
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*sound of toenail being clipped* That one went in my beer! Heh huh...that's the kind of thing you could never do if you tried.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Try not to think on how dense and tangled Peggys pube forest is Me neither. I'll ruin my pants.
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Aug 7, 2017 06:22
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Peggys shorts come off in one single hooooooYEAH
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THERE'S A HOLE IN MY POCKET WHERE MY MONEY SHOULD GO, THERE'S A HOLE!
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Aug 7, 2017 08:24
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wake up in the morning want to... wash myself, s...crub my arms... clean my brains out
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Aug 7, 2017 08:46
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Wicker Man posted:THERE'S A HOLE IN MY POCKET WHERE MY MONEY SHOULD GO, THERE'S A HOLE!  Mothers cry. Children DIE!
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Aug 7, 2017 09:52
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The White Dragon posted:wake up in the morning want to... wash myself, s...crub my arms... clean my brains out It's clean my wrists scrub my brains out
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Aug 7, 2017 15:07
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You look much younger on the label. ...There's a rooster on the label.
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Aug 7, 2017 15:16
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I love how they never just call him John. In the same episode Dale is singing John Redcorn's accolades as he plays softball and at the end goes 'BIG BAD JOOOOOOHHHN' before commercial break. Not sure if that counts but it's the only time I have seen him referred to as John
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Aug 7, 2017 16:07
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facebook jihad posted:In the same episode Dale is singing John Redcorn's accolades as he plays softball and at the end goes 'BIG BAD JOOOOOOHHHN' before commercial break. I think they were trying to make that into a catchphrase for him When he gets that fancy garbage can he does a similar "big bad caaaaaan" when it survives a dent
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Aug 7, 2017 16:09
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Bombadilillo posted:Hank made Peggy orgasm in that episode OK, I must've missed this one the first time through. What the hell?
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Aug 7, 2017 16:13
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LingcodKilla posted:Plugin' neighborhood milfs and cuckin' dudes is a good job if you can get it. He's like the "Don't Date Robots!" of cucking though; he lives in constant anguish that the milf he's porking genuinely loves her husband more than him, his biological son considers him a weirdo stranger and loves his dad, and he's not enough of an rear end in a top hat to even enjoy the short-term satisfaction of being able to ruin that at the drop of a hat. It's like a cuckrobouros where john is physically cucking dale while dale is emotionally cucking john
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Aug 7, 2017 16:13
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:OK, I must've missed this one the first time through. What the hell? Read the last few pages for goons speculating on Hanks sexual prowess (we know Peggy is an excellent lover) But that episode Peggy secretly gives Hank testosterone pills and he's weight lifting and going crazy, lots of rear end slapping and knowing looks and giggling between Peggy and Nancy. Peggy most definitely got the good stuff during that time.
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The White Dragon posted:wake up in the morning want to... wash myself, s...crub my arms... clean my brains out watched this one the other day and still lol'd hard at this, what a great scene / episode
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Aug 7, 2017 16:19
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"Do your people celebrate Thanksgiving?" "We did.......once."
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Bombadilillo posted:Read the last few pages for goons speculating on Hanks sexual prowess (we know Peggy is an excellent lover) JAG WAS a re-run.
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Evil Eagle posted:It's clean my wrists scrub my brains out And you'll be sorry when I do facebook jihad posted:In the same episode Dale is singing John Redcorn's accolades as he plays softball and at the end goes 'BIG BAD JOOOOOOHHHN' before commercial break. Look at that John Redcorn swing! He sure can score! Does Dale also call him the Scorein' Redcorein? I seem to recall everyone else in the stands at that softball game being real uncomfortable.
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...and the pitch! posted:And you'll be sorry Dale knows about the affair fyi, he's just loving with John and Nancy the whole time.
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Reince Penis posted:Dale knows about the affair fyi, he's just loving with John and Nancy the whole time. I need to rewatch the first few seasons with this as head canon. The best thing about the affair is when Peggy finds out. Because everybody says some variation of "Of course we've known for years, we are complete idiots." Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Aug 7, 2017 |
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...and the pitch! posted:And you'll be sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbjxckCq26w
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Oh man don't drag me in to this argument about Dale. Anyway if Dale doesn't know he is sweet. If he does he's an agent of chaos on purpose. I personally think he is sweet. fake edit: oh it was kickball for Redcorein. Thank you.
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I'll say it, I found the Boomhauer Texas Ranger reveal lame, unnecessary, and bad-Simpsons-y.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I'll say it, I found the Boomhauer Texas Ranger reveal lame, unnecessary, and bad-Simpsons-y. Don't say anything you can't take back
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I'll say it, I found the Boomhauer Texas Ranger reveal lame, unnecessary, and bad-Simpsons-y. What do you mean reveal? He talked about it constantly man, dang ol thinblueline man
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