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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
In that case, :thermidor:

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Commonwealth banks sure do like money laundering.

It's the Queen isn't it? She's a crimelord? Or is it crimelady?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Small potatoes compared to the trillion dollars that BOA laundered. Go big or go back to the bottom of the planet I guess.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Inescapable Duck posted:

Doesn't the USA have a huge glut of lawyers?

Not just a glut of lawyers, but also a huge wave of people in law school. (The last I heard the numbers, there were more people in law school than there were practicing lawyers.)

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
This is one of the few BWM stories I've ever read where I thought, "Well, that's a first." multiple times while reading.

What phrase perfectly encapsulates "tale as old as time" and "brave new world" scenarios?

Modern remix of an old classic?

80k to start an LLC for a personal trainer is pretty impressive.

quote:

A scammer married into my family and is bleeding my wife's sister dry.

About a year ago my sister-in-law met a man (we'll call him X) through a friend of hers, a retired porn star, who met him on Facebook. My sister-in-law (let's call her Q) started dating him shortly thereafter.
He is from Tunisia, claims to be 24 years old (I've met him; he's not) and the "Crossfit champion of Tunisia" as well as an agent of Interpol. Somehow, this must square with the fact that he was, allegedly, also in the process of getting his Master's degree in Tunisia in physical education.

A word about my sister-in-law –– she is 37, and has had a job for a total of three months of her life. She has occasionally made half-hearted attempts at college, but has never finished a degree. She is supported entirely by money that my wife's parents left her, to the tune, upon inheritance, of about $1.5 million. She is also a recovering heroin addict, and was not trusted to manage her own money, so my wife is the executor for her accounts (which are managed by financial advisors).

Just since January of this year, she has spent $145,000 above her living expenses and decent monthly allowance. We do not know where most of this has gone. Among the little we can glean from her, she "invested" in a couple of his family's business ventures, like reselling junked African cars and buying farmland in Tunisia to "flip". He also pushed her to go to a quack "treatment facility" to get ibogaine to kick methadone. She just ended up with a prescription for oxycontin and a $15k bill. She buys him expensive clothing and gifts, and just asked for $50k more for an immigration lawyer. The withdrawls are escalating. She took out $80k of that money in the last two months. Of the $1.5 million she was left a few years ago, she is down to around $500k. X has no job, nor does he have a work visa; he says their plan is for her to start an LLC in her name and he will work as a personal trainer under that.

He hits nearly every typical behavior on Tunisian Love Rats (which, while being accurate, is also uncomfortably racist so makes me feel a little squitchy, but what are you going to do?).

A few months ago she flew to Tunisia, and they got "married" in a religious ceremony (she converted to Islam for this). Last Wednesday, she said they would be getting courthouse married that Friday at 2pm. They did. He was on the phone with his family (with his headphones in) the entire day (including the dinner afterward), except for the brief ceremony.

The main issue here is the safety of Q's 12-year-old son. He is a sweet, kind, perceptive, intelligent, caring, obedient kid who loves his mom very much and is very worried about her. For all her faults, she has been a very good mother to him, but this has changed recently. She does not care that she is running through his college fund; she says she will move to a state where public college is free. X is not physically abusive to him (or to Q), but he can be verbally cruel. His dad is homeless and has no recourse to take him in.

Q and her son were supposed to move to Florida at the end of this month (Edit to clarify — we are all currently in NY state) to be close to her son's paternal grandparents, aunts, and uncles. At X's behest, they have now decided to move to California, where none of them know anyone (X has created an IMDB page for himself, though). Q's son does not want to move, and is now told he's being selfish.

My wife can deny her access to her money. This is true, and we have this as a last resort. But we believe Q to be dangerous. We do not know whether she is on drugs again, but we suspect so. In the past, she has been violent (we bailed her out of jail last year when she assaulted a different boyfriend while they were on vacation together), and we have a toddler daughter and would like to avoid risking this if possible. We also do not want anything to happen to Q's son. Q has made it very clear that any criticism of X will result in her –– and by extension her son –– breaking ties with us.

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6s3a3l/a_scammer_married_into_my_family_and_is_bleeding/

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

This is one of the few BWM stories I've ever read where I thought, "Well, that's a first." multiple times while reading.

What phrase perfectly encapsulates "tale as old as time" and "brave new world" scenarios?

Modern remix of an old classic?

80k to start an LLC for a personal trainer is pretty impressive.


https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6s3a3l/a_scammer_married_into_my_family_and_is_bleeding/

I'm beginning to suspect that you are some kind of BWM-bot that scours Reddit for the best stories.

In the spirit of Reddit, TIL about the term "Tunisian love rat."

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

LLCoolJD posted:

I'm beginning to suspect that you are some kind of BWM-bot that scours Reddit for the best stories.

In the spirit of Reddit, TIL about the term "Tunisian love rat."

It's the end of July/August so most of my BWM coworkers are on vacation and nobody in my family is making any (public) BWM decisions lately.

Gotta find content where you can and run out the clock at work when everyone is gone.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

quote:

My sister-in-law (let's call her Q) started dating him shortly thereafter.
He is from Tunisia, claims to be 24 years old (I've met him; he's not) and the "Crossfit champion of Tunisia" as well as an agent of Interpol

This is even better if you read it as being an agent of the band, not the organization.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

CellBlock posted:

Not just a glut of lawyers, but also a huge wave of people in law school. (The last I heard the numbers, there were more people in law school than there were practicing lawyers.)

IIRC, the problem is that they opened a bunch more ABA-approved law schools that are all poo poo tier stuff with no future. If you are graduating from the big three or top ten you're still probably fine, but there are thousands of people going to crappy bottom-rung law schools that didn't exist twenty years ago and they're either never going to practice or only be able to work doing soulless grind work until someone automates doc review.

And those crappy schools still charge you six digits for your degree, so those people are seriously hosed.

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.
Something similar is happening in the CS world, but it's code "boot-camps" that charge $10k-25k for 8 or 12 week courses, except I've known multiple people who went to those and ended up walking into >$80k jobs in non-bay area cities and >$100k jobs in the bay area.

Virtue
Jan 7, 2009

Twerk from Home posted:

Something similar is happening in the CS world, but it's code "boot-camps" that charge $10k-25k for 8 or 12 week courses, except I've known multiple people who went to those and ended up walking into >$80k jobs in non-bay area cities and >$100k jobs in the bay area.

brb taking out a loan

Mantle
May 15, 2004

Twerk from Home posted:

Something similar is happening in the CS world, but it's code "boot-camps" that charge $10k-25k for 8 or 12 week courses, except I've known multiple people who went to those and ended up walking into >$80k jobs in non-bay area cities and >$100k jobs in the bay area.

Which are the legit boot camps?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Twerk from Home posted:

Something similar is happening in the CS world, but it's code "boot-camps" that charge $10k-25k for 8 or 12 week courses, except I've known multiple people who went to those and ended up walking into >$80k jobs in non-bay area cities and >$100k jobs in the bay area.

As I work for a company that hires people right out of those bootcamps let me be the first to tell you that they're the first people to get fired when we need to lay off some staff, and that's if they're even competent enough to stay on in the first place. I'm sure there are some code bootcamps that are fine and some people that can do 12 weeks of coding and be really good at it but I have not seen this in practice and I guarantee you all those jobs will dry right up the second the tech economy takes even a little dip.

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Aug 7, 2017

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

ate all the Oreos posted:

As a company that hires people right out of those bootcamps let me be the first to tell you that they're the first people to get fired when we need to lay off some staff, and that's if they're even competent enough to stay on in the first place. I'm sure there are some code bootcamps that are fine and some people that can do 12 weeks of coding and be really good at it but I have not seen this in practice and I guarantee you all those jobs will dry right up the second the tech economy takes even a little dip.

You're not wrong, but for now you get to make $90k or whatever when 6 months ago you were a front desk admin assistant.

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Mantle posted:

Which are the legit boot camps?

One bootcamp that I know is legit is the Open Cloud Academy run by Rackspace. They are more geared towards administration / operations, but can be a fast way into an IT career. One friend I know attended one, and she landed a job at Rackspace immediately after finishing.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Twerk from Home posted:

You're not wrong, but for now you get to make $90k or whatever when 6 months ago you were a front desk admin assistant.

Yeah by all means if you think it's for you go for it, but like, maybe try doing some online programming tutorials first to see if it really *clicks* and if it's something you'd actually enjoy doing. I learned probably 50% of what I know just making dumb poo poo in my free time, 40% on the job, and 10% in an actual college class (though all that class stuff was very valuable theory - what algorithm to use when, why you use [thing] instead of [other thing], that sort of stuff)

Good Parmesan
Nov 30, 2007

I TAKE PHOTOS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN IN PLANET FITNESS
Friend's girlfriend has no savings, has student loans, is currently attending nursing school, and owns a perfectly fine working car.

Today she asked if she should lease the 2017 Civic EX for $260 a month or $195 for LX and my friend responded "get cheaper, you have no savings."

He goes to the the bathroom and she signed the EX because it has a sunroof, nice wheels, and side cameras.

Besides the fact that she has a working car.. or that a used car wasn't one of the options.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Good Parmesan posted:

Friend's girlfriend has no savings, has student loans, is currently attending nursing school, and owns a perfectly fine working car.

Today she asked if she should lease the 2017 Civic EX for $260 a month or $195 for LX and my friend responded "get cheaper, you have no savings."

He goes to the the bathroom and she signed the EX because it has a sunroof, nice wheels, and side cameras.

Besides the fact that she has a working car.. or that a used car wasn't one of the options.

Most nurses I know are crazy loving bad with money. They have these reasonably high salaries with good job protection but I know so many of them that came from poorer backgrounds who now spend every dollar like they're "boss bitches" on tacky loving shoes, bags and cars.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

BWM: lose your private street due to an unpaid tax bill
GWM: buy that street in an auction

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Rich-SF-residents-get-a-shock-Someone-bought-11738236.php

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Craptacular posted:

BWM: lose your private street due to an unpaid tax bill
GWM: buy that street in an auction

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Rich-SF-residents-get-a-shock-Someone-bought-11738236.php

"We want our street to be owned by a private interest!"

"OMG, our street is owned by a private interest!"

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

quote:

In a letter to the city last month, Scott Emblidge, the attorney for the Presidio Homeowners Association, said the group had failed to pay up because its tax bill was being mailed to the Kearny Street address used by an accountant who hadn’t worked for the homeowners since the 1980s.

quote:

“I was shocked to learn this could happen, and am deeply troubled that anyone would choose to take advantage of the situation and buy our street and sidewalks,” said one homeowner, who asked not to be named because of pending litigation.
What were they expecting to happen? Or did they just assume the neighborhood's hired help was managing all those trivial things like 'taxes'?

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

Subjunctive posted:

"We want our street to be owned by a private interest!"

"OMG, our street is owned by a private interest!"

Private interest is good when it benefits you at the cost of others, and bad when it harms you at the benefit of someone else. Duh!

"We didn't mean that kind of private ownership!"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Haifisch posted:

did they just assume the neighborhood's hired help was managing all those trivial things like 'taxes'?

Literally yes, I guarantee it's this.

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

Virtue posted:

brb taking out a loan

lol can't do that for bootcamps
that's the important bit. you can't become enslaved to a 250k "we will consider letting you off this loan if you die" student loan
so if the tech bubble pops, they'll all pop and people won't want to kill themselves as much

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Oh man, just imagine walking down to kinko's or whatever, printing out 100 parking passes for your street, and marking them at 200 dollars a month. Turn a profit in six months.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Craptacular posted:

BWM: lose your private street due to an unpaid tax bill
GWM: buy that street in an auction

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Rich-SF-residents-get-a-shock-Someone-bought-11738236.php

Ohhhhhh yeah run that stuff right into my veins. I don't think I've felt purer schadenfreude in the last six months.

I can't decide which I'd like more to happen: The couple starts charging a decent rate for on-street parking (say, $400-500 a month—pathetic little tramp, why wait six months to recoup the investment? ;)), or they open up on-street parking to the *lips curl back* common people outside the gates.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Weatherman posted:

Ohhhhhh yeah run that stuff right into my veins. I don't think I've felt purer schadenfreude in the last six months.

I can't decide which I'd like more to happen: The couple starts charging a decent rate for on-street parking (say, $400-500 a month—pathetic little tramp, why wait six months to recoup the investment? ;)), or they open up on-street parking to the *lips curl back* common people outside the gates.

Someone needs to cover the costs of wear and tear on that private road. $1k per week for road access for each of the existing residents seems fair and market rate.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


A toll booth at the entrance would be pretty great

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Devian666 posted:

Someone needs to cover the costs of wear and tear on that private road. $1k per week for road access for each of the existing residents seems fair and market rate.

brugroffil posted:

A toll booth at the entrance would be pretty great

Stop please I can only get so hard

Weatherman fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Aug 7, 2017

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

brugroffil posted:

A toll booth at the entrance would be pretty great

Why stop there, go full libertarian and declare it an independent nation and make everything pay per use

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
xpost canada real estate thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/6s8e8s/thinking_of_moving_to_squamish_from_north_van/

fool posted:

Thinking of moving to Squamish from North Van. Feel like we are running out of options

Me (30F) and my bf (29M) are trying to figure out what we should do with our housing situation. We currently rent a 1 bed in North Van for $1900/mo plus we have a large storage locker that costs $260/mo because our place is so small. We have 2 cats and have found it nearly impossible to rent anything. We make about $150K combined but we feel like we are struggling to get ahead here and we are both sick of it. I work in Finance in dt vancouver (but I am thinking of trying to get a job on the north shore) and my bf is a plumber that works mainly on the north shore. We don't have kids and haven't decided if we are going to yet. At this point it seems impossible to afford. We may be gifted a small amount for a down payment so we are thinking of our different options. We love north van but could only afford a small 1bed and both want more space. We are both active and into the outdoors and want to get away from the rat race/traffic. Our friends and family all live around the north shore so moving to the island might be too much of an adjustment plus we don't want to move away from my bfs company. We have also thought of the interior but aren't crazy about how dry it is and are concerned with the forest fire risk, plus we love the ocean. We are seriously considering Squamish and would commute in to West/North Van. We don't have a massive budget and it sucks that the prices there are getting so high now too. Has anyone bought at one of the mobile home parks? It's a lease so that seems like it could be concerning, but maybe ok for a first place. Has anyone moved there recently from the North Shore and how do you like it? I am finding it hard to get advice from family as they just say we are crazy to move away "from the best city on Earth". Feel very lost and confused, would love some solid advice.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
They could sell RV parking.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

ate all the Oreos posted:

Why stop there, go full libertarian and declare it an independent nation and make everything pay per use
"According to my calculations, you need to pay $30/hr if you want the streetlamp in front of your house to be on."

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
I live in a town that the solar eclipse's path of totality is going over and I'm looking forward to hearing about how much people were able to rip off tourists to rent their RV or spare bedroom.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Star Man posted:

I live in a town that the solar eclipse's path of totality is going over and I'm looking forward to hearing about how much people were able to rip off tourists to rent their RV or spare bedroom.

There was an NPR episode talking to a guy who ran a small hotel in the path of the eclipse who had a company call him and buy out every single room years ahead of time and he was just so down home honest that even when all the other hotels were charging huge rates due to all the demand he didn't try to weasel out of that company's contract ("though we probably could have")

Great job guy

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

The interior? I don't think the fires are exactly encroaching on Abbotsford.

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

quote:

There’s a bit of irony in the couple’s purchase. Until a 1948 U.S. Supreme Court ruling banning the enforcement of racial covenants, homes in Presidio Terrace could be purchased only by whites.
loving beautiful.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Craptacular posted:

BWM: lose your private street due to an unpaid tax bill
GWM: buy that street in an auction

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Rich-SF-residents-get-a-shock-Someone-bought-11738236.php

This makes me so unbelievably happy I don't know what I'm feeling anymore.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

ahahahahahahahah I live in Vancouver and was born & raised in Squamish. I even delivered the local newspaper to some of the afore-mentioned trailer parks when I was 12 years old. Guess what? Squamish still has a sizeable meth problem and a trailer park probably isn't the best place for a combined 150k earner to settle.

And if you think a 45 minute commute to downtown from Deep Cove is bad, commuting from Squamish will add 45 minutes of winding highway driving to that, just from the other direction. Is the added mileage worth going from a $1900/mo one-bedroom in Vancouver to a $1900/mo two-bedroom in Squamish?

A combined 150k couple that's barely making ends meet with only 15% housing costs screams either massive student debt, two new cars financed at 2.9% for the next 72 months, or a refusal to stop eating out so loving much.

e. or a lot of drugs

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rufius
Feb 27, 2011

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

ate all the Oreos posted:

As I work for a company that hires people right out of those bootcamps let me be the first to tell you that they're the first people to get fired when we need to lay off some staff, and that's if they're even competent enough to stay on in the first place. I'm sure there are some code bootcamps that are fine and some people that can do 12 weeks of coding and be really good at it but I have not seen this in practice and I guarantee you all those jobs will dry right up the second the tech economy takes even a little dip.

My only comment regarding this as someone that has interviewed folks from these bootcamps: about 5% have what it takes to really stick it out in the industry. The big missing gap in most of these people's minds is any fundamental understanding of computer science. Sure, 95% of the time, my job is fighting fires that junior engineers wrote. But that other 5% of the time, I'm actually using some of that CS poo poo I never thought I'd use because we have some terrible perf issue.

Also - that private street post. Pure heroin. :discourse:

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