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Progressive JPEG posted:At first i was gonna say "oh just tell them that you don't have a webcam, and run the thing in a vm" this guy gets it
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Unions would be good although programmers get paid a lot without them.
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it's fortunate that computer toucher companies are stacked with fygm libertarians that make it impossible to unionize because computer touchers don't deserve to belong to a union
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qhat posted:Unions would be good although programmers get paid a lot without them.
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9-Volt Assault posted:Companies make more from your labour than you do. Yes that's how it generally works
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tooting my own horn on a resume causes me acute physical pain
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im the informal chat with the recruiter at the start of the process of applying to a company that is in no way an interview
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gonadic io posted:im the informal chat with the recruiter at the start of the process of applying to a company that is in no way an interview luckily I have the correct skin tone and genitalia to be a cultural fit
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gonadic io posted:luckily I have the correct skin tone and genitalia to be a cultural fit the informal chat is to scan for vaginas and melanin.
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ultravoices posted:the informal chat is to scan for vaginas and melanin. it's more complicated than that. some types of melanin are ok! indians yes, blacks or hispanics no. and vaginas, well... there's a complex calculation involving a number of variables such as age, attractiveness, and likelihood to take maternity leave
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Lmbo, the CEO saw my resume on indeed and freaked. I mean, yeah, I am looking for a new job, but I have always kept it up to date because I contract on the side. I also keep it up to date on LinkedIn as well.
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9-Volt Assault posted:Companies make more from your labour than you do. in the case of computer touchers, however, companies make money from no labor at all
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gonadic io posted:im the informal chat with the recruiter at the start of the process of applying to a company that is in no way an interview Lol. I'm the "let's go for lunch and relax" that is also in no way an interview
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jre posted:Lol. I like these interviews because you get your lunch paid for you.
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qhat posted:I like these interviews because you get your lunch paid for you.  although you gotta be judicious about what you order and wait for everyone else to determine what's appropriate price wise also awkward if others order drinks and you feel pressured to drink as well during a loving interview
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qhat posted:I like these interviews because you get your lunch paid for you. I like being the interviewer for these because you get your lunch paid for you aren't stressed during it.
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power play here is to order an IPA and then not drink it
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leper khan posted:power play here is to order an IPA and then not drink it You monster
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interviewed a guy today wearing an ill-fitting blazer
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Captain Foo posted:interviewed a guy today wearing an ill-fitting blazer lol if you give a gently caress what they're wearing as long as they aren't naked or sporting some offensive slogans on their poo poo. the place I start at in two weeks made fun of me for wearing a suit.
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jre posted:You monster
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:the place I start at in two weeks made fun of me for wearing a suit. 
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https://twitter.com/theryanrobinson/status/893497518197268485 Get hosed, Tony.
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thankfully it's not a legal obligation
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leper khan posted:thankfully it's not a legal obligation Nor is it a moral one. If your employer doesn't pay you enough, then there are absolutely no moral issues with going out there getting more figgies.
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:lol if you give a gently caress what they're wearing as long as they aren't naked or sporting some offensive slogans on their poo poo. when i did that, they all just sort of awkwardly ignored the fact that i was overdressed.
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"is a company culture that allows casual dress important to you?" what does that question even mean
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ultravoices posted:"is a company culture that allows casual dress important to you?" I can dress in shorts at my current job and it's pretty nice.
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as smart guy spock nimoy once said: "go to hell"
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huhu posted:I can dress in shorts at my current job and it's pretty nice. pajamas to work all day erry day
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ultravoices posted:"is a company culture that allows casual dress important to you?" this sounds like a way to push you to accept less pay in exchange for a "perk"
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akadajet posted:as smart guy spock nimoy once said: "go to hell" I just read the bottom part. He's a corporate lawyer. He's a corporate lawyer trying to talk about morals. Ahahahahahaha
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:lol if you give a gently caress what they're wearing as long as they aren't naked or sporting some offensive slogans on their poo poo. lol if u think it was a reason the candidate was bad
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hobbesmaster posted:this sounds like a way to push you to accept less pay in exchange for a "perk" standard yospos hottake that anything good must actually be bad
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leper khan posted:thankfully it's not a legal obligation I mean it is, for me in  , it's standard in employment contracts.Morally though? Call me when it's the 60s again and it's immoral for companies to lay people off to improve share prices by a dollar again.
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ultravoices posted:"is a company culture that allows casual dress important to you?" cargo culture
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Thanks Ants posted:cargo culture
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cargo short cult
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