AUG Thread: AUGgam's razor

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Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

ReidRansom posted:

I was just passing through to board a ship and don't know what a banana bender is. And now that I look it up, what exactly is the etymology of that?

We grow a lot of Bananas in Queensland, and bananas have a bend in them.

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ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Megabound posted:

We grow a lot of Bananas in Queensland, and bananas have a bend in them.

That's far more boring than I was hoping for. Way to disappoint, Australia.

also I didn't see any bananas, only loads of sugar cane

ReidRansom has a new favorite as of 04:31 on Aug 7, 2017

# ? Aug 7, 2017 04:29

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Sorry but this StalOwns

# ? Aug 7, 2017 04:36

BogDew: Jun 14, 2006; E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

ReidRansom posted:

I was just passing through to board a ship and don't know what a banana bender is.

I'm a Crow Eater! (From eating Magpie)

Vic's are Gumsuckers (from a reported habit of sucking gum leaves).

Tassies are either Taswegians or Jam-eaters.

Sandgropers are from West Australia.

Welshies/Cockroaches are from New South Wales.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 04:43

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Intoluene posted:

I thought WA was our "south". Although, the banana benders do get rowdy this time of year...

WA is far enough away from anything relevant so that it doesn't really matter.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 04:55

SomeJazzyRat: Nov 2, 2012; Hmmm...

Wowporn posted:

I can already imagine the back story. Dude goes from anime convention to anime convention peddling his lewid goods. Every show he wears that hat believing that it protects him, turning any legitimate criticism into SJW cucks infringing on his rights. Every show he gets into trouble, and this one he's been sternly told by the organisers that he can't sell adult products in the Artists Alley. They claim it's an 'all ages show' and 'their's kids coming here'. The perhaps softer-than-they-need-to-be staff bend and tell him 'if he covers up the porn', then they won't kick him out. He says "Okay." His mind is saying "SJW cucks censored me." But deep down he knows he can't blow this opportunity as he's spent close to $700 just to get there. So he betrays his 'principals' by halfheartedly covering the boobs, meanwhile in his mind he's already writing up how Anime Illinois 2017 is censoring his god given right to publicly display anime porn.

An hour into the show, the staff has to remind him that he has to cover their crotches as well.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 05:24

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

Genocide Queensland pls

# ? Aug 7, 2017 05:29

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

This gives me a thought about body pillow waifus.

Do the guys that own them own multiple of the same character? So that when Ami-Chan is in the wash, he can put another design of her on the pillow. Or do they have different underage catgirls for each day of the week/washing cycle?

Or, most likely, do the filthy bastards only own one very special waifu thatthey are emotionally connected to, and therefore never wash.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 05:32

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

BrigadierSensible posted:

This gives me a thought about body pillow waifus.

Do the guys that own them own multiple of the same character? So that when Ami-Chan is in the wash, he can put another design of her on the pillow. Or do they have different underage catgirls for each day of the week/washing cycle?

Or, most likely, do the filthy bastards only own one very special waifu thatthey are emotionally connected to, and therefore never wash.

Do you really want to know that?

# ? Aug 7, 2017 06:21

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Sludge Tank posted:

Genocide Queensland pls

But then there'd be no more Primitive Technology videos!

# ? Aug 7, 2017 06:34

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Wowporn posted:

The black blazer and dark blue polo shirt combo is a crime against humanity.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 06:45

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

BrigadierSensible posted:

This gives me a thought about body pillow waifus.

Do the guys that own them own multiple of the same character? So that when Ami-Chan is in the wash, he can put another design of her on the pillow. Or do they have different underage catgirls for each day of the week/washing cycle?

Or, most likely, do the filthy bastards only own one very special waifu thatthey are emotionally connected to, and therefore never wash.

duh clearly you take ami chan into the shower with you

then you gently caress it

# ? Aug 7, 2017 07:58

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Slugnoid posted:

duh clearly you take ami chan into the shower with you

then you gently caress it

Ahh. I've been getting the order wrong.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 10:26

eating only apples: Dec 12, 2009; Shall we dance?

RIP Asif and Mudasir's friendship again

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:41

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I feel like there is a lot of insanity on Indian and Pakistani internet we rarely get exposed to.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:47

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda posted:

I feel like there is a lot of insanity on Indian and Pakistani internet we rarely get exposed to.

sexy booby sex's boobs

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:47

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Taringa!

# ? Aug 7, 2017 11:54

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

eating only apples posted:

RIP Asif and Mudasir's friendship again

I think at this point we're as invested in Asif's relationships as we are with our own. Salman and Mudasir both seem like chill guys in order to put up with Asif, so he should stay friends with both of them.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 12:27

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Aug 7, 2017 13:16

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Butte County, CA has some of the best Ma & Pa commercials ever:

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# ? Aug 7, 2017 13:28

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Randaconda posted:

It's probably one of the murders in the present day. There's no way any competent director would let such a glaring error slip by.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 13:37

UWBW: Aug 3, 2013; Permanently banned from the Alamo

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's probably one of the murders in the present day. There's no way any competent director would let such a glaring error slip by.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxw5nQX7SA

# ? Aug 7, 2017 15:42

eating only apples: Dec 12, 2009; Shall we dance?

Screaming Idiot posted:

I think at this point we're as invested in Asif's relationships as we are with our own. Salman and Mudasir both seem like chill guys in order to put up with Asif, so he should stay friends with both of them.

It's about time they ditched him so Salman and Mudasir can be best friends and Asif can cry alone

# ? Aug 7, 2017 16:41

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Randaconda posted:

Immersion ruined.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 16:44

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

EmmyOk posted:

Stop trying to have sex with your professional cuddler [VICE]

Who could've possibly foreseen this happening

quote:

Sigley is clear to articulate both his boundaries and his intention to provide a healing practice. He sits down and drinks tea with each new client, discussing his techniques and asking the client to talk about their needs and goals. He's worked with women and men, gay and straight, and says in his eight years of practice, no client has ever crossed a boundary.

But other cuddlers have had different experiences. Casey Nin, who's worked as a cuddler-for-hire at Cuddle Time for the past seven months, got into this line of work to "destigmatize the activity of touch." She begins every session by discussing her boundaries, always wears stretch pants and a loose T-shirt to cover up, and gently corrects people when they cross a line.

And lines do get crossed "most of the time," she told me. Her clients have asked her on dates, requested she wear less clothing, and even tried to solicit sexual services from her. Each time, she turns them down as compassionately as she can. (Cuddle Time's job contracts specify that the company does screen clients, but ultimately, they're not legally responsible for anything that happens between a cuddler and a client.)

Help me crack the case of why the first person never has a problem but the second person always does :thunk:

# ? Aug 7, 2017 17:10

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Randaconda posted:

I feel like there is a lot of insanity on Indian and Pakistani internet we rarely get exposed to.

big nipples , big life

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

The pro-est of vid clicks

# ? Aug 7, 2017 18:20

Richard Bong: Dec 11, 2008

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

big nipples , big life

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

The pro-est of vid clicks

Incest people please stay away.

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:21

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

big nipples , big life

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

The pro-est of vid clicks

Holy poo poo how did i miss this? :stonk:

# ? Aug 7, 2017 19:25

Trichord: Jul 20, 2004

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

big nipples , big life

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

The pro-est of vid clicks

That was a quality video

# ? Aug 7, 2017 21:34