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I think the thing I like the most about Donnie's last tweet is that "where he lied about his service" implies, in regular English, that he did the lying in Vietnam, i.e. he has already been to Vietnam, i.e. the president's an r-word
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the president is indeed a retard. he's retarded. he has retardation.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:the president is indeed a retard. he's retarded. he has retardation. same
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:the president is indeed a retard. he's retarded. he has retardation. he won the electoral college. can't do that with smarts!
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the presidnet is now having his daily morning briefing - he's retweeting fox & friends and we're off: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/894878812063846400 what's this weak rear end stepped on poo poo donnie. i need my fix!!!
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Smirr posted:the presidnet is now having his daily morning briefing - he's retweeting fox & friends 2 majors? must be major.
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depends on the drug imo & e(xperience)
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mister trump sir, you freaking asshat! we all want you to retire!
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sout posted:2 majors? must be major. Donald will be oppointing Major Major Major Major to his cabinet
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/894880193839497216 the fox & friends retweets were about opioids, north korea and obamacare, so you know what's coming up next
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Aug 8, 2017 12:28
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I'm honestly amazed Fox News isn't straight up charging people premium to talk about their brands on Fox and Friends
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Aug 8, 2017 12:31
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We are giving North Koh-rear the nastiest looks, folks. Gynah calls me - they call me - they say Mr. President, the looks. How can you give such looks? For years they've been trying to give these looks, people.
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Moola posted:same same, actually
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Smirr posted:the presidnet is now having his daily morning briefing - he's retweeting fox & friends For other presidents, a "major announcement" means some significant policy decision. For Trump it means babbling for fifteen minutes and then making some vague statement that will never be followed up on. Dr. Faustus posted:Well. Nevermind those impending indictments. Oh man, I thought for sure that the eighth time that TrueFactsStated said indictments were coming in the next few days that it would happen. Well, ninth time's the charm! Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Aug 8, 2017 |
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Aug 8, 2017 13:02
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Major Announcement: I'm running away from the White House and no one can stop me.
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“I have no idea what was in his head. I never have,” Marshall Cogan, who owned the restaurant from 1985 to 1995, told Page Six. The CEO of the restaurant from 1986 to 1995, Ken Aretsky, also told Page Six that no consultant was ever hired for the renovation and the renovation took less than six months. “I’m proud of the job I did at ‘21.’ I got a great kick out of reading about Trump’s comparison of our renovation to the war in Afghanistan, but everything he said is wrong,” Aretsky told Page Six. http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/345682-former-ceo-owner-say-trump-made-up-story-about-ny-restaurant hey guys, everything I say is a lie, but it is real. If I say it enough times, it becomes reality!
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:Major Announcement: I'm running away from the White House and no one can stop me. Gen. Kelly walks into Trump's bedroom to prepare him for the morning intelligence briefings only to discover an elaborate Ferris Bueller's Day Off scenario.
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Aug 8, 2017 14:00
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Alan Smithee posted:I'm honestly amazed Fox News isn't straight up charging people premium to talk about their brands on Fox and Friends I'm sorry what exactly gives you the impression they don't? Bc I'm pretty sure this is the case.
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Aug 8, 2017 14:07
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Trump's cabinet and inner circle should start trying to get on that lovely cable morning show so he can be properly briefed. "Now Ainsley, uh, to all our viewers I want to make it clear we have delicate strategic interests in the area, so uh... to any viewers who might be high-profile it would be bad if they started tweeting about it like a goony 'tard..."
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Trump's cabinet and inner circle should start trying to get on that lovely cable morning show so he can be properly briefed. lol If they did a gritty reboot of Dr. Strangelove, this would 100% be in it.
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Stop posting any poo poo from TrueFactstated. They just spew out hundreds of bullshit rumours and by pure luck one turns out to be true. Remember when they hurt us all by saying the Piss Tape was coming out in a few days? Remember how sad you were when it didn't? Don't let them give you false lols
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super macho dude posted:Gen. Kelly walks into Trump's bedroom to prepare him for the morning intelligence briefings only to discover an elaborate Ferris Bueller's Day Off scenario. Every day has been Ferris Bueller's Day Off Hahahahaha
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Aug 8, 2017 14:18
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Lil Peeler posted:Every day has been Ferris Bueller's Day Off Hahahahaha I want to see Danild Tremp made to recreate the sprint home scene.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:I want to see Danild Tremp made to recreate the sprint home scene. gently caress it, I just want to see Daniel Thwomp sprint.
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Lime Tonics posted:“I have no idea what was in his head. I never have,” Marshall Cogan, who owned the restaurant from 1985 to 1995, told Page Six. Our president is pathologically incapable of telling the truth, and that has been a source of many lols.
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Random Stranger posted:Oh man, I thought for sure that the eighth time that TrueFactsStated said indictments were coming in the next few days that it would happen. Well, ninth time's the charm! I had never seen him predict indictments in a specific time frame before the other day, but maybe I'm just not as devoted a follower as you.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Trump's cabinet and inner circle should start trying to get on that lovely cable morning show so he can be properly briefed. This is legit why Kellyanne Conway does her schtick.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:pro clickè https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL7kenX3Vu8
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I'm the bazinga-rear end space confederate/children's superhero comic teefury mashup in 4xl.
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NotWearingPants posted:I had never seen him predict indictments in a specific time frame before the other day, but maybe I'm just not as devoted a follower as you. He was also spot on with the grand juries being impanneled a couple months ago, so while I take him with a grain of salt I do think he is somewhat competent.
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Smirr posted:I think the thing I like the most about Donnie's last tweet is that "where he lied about his service" implies, in regular English, that he did the lying in Vietnam, i.e. he has already been to Vietnam, i.e. the president's an r-word He also just decried "phony Fake News". Someone explain double negatives to him.
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Alan Smithee posted:I'm honestly amazed Fox News isn't straight up charging people premium to talk about their brands on Fox and Friends Wouldn't be surprised if they do. Lol at the US hurtling at breakneck speed towards 17th century European style monarchy, complete with a court of unashamed rear end lickers and if you grease enough palms you can get the king's attention for a moment. This always ends well.
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