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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

African AIDS cum posted:

I read that welsh peoples are primitive humans with no robust neanderthal DNA and they lived in caves til recently

Taff checks the boxes, must be true

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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
so does that mean cooter, who was not even the beset player on LFC last year, is now the second most expensive footballer of all time?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Excluding free transfers, which transfer on its face looks like the best deal?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Who the hell are Liverpool buying with another £108m? They're apparently only interested in 2 players on Earth, one of which isn't for sale period and the other isn't for sale specifically to Liverpool.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
even without my bias, Kolasinac.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

T Bowl posted:

even without my bias, Kolasinac.

Except he was on a free and he specifically said excluding frees.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

TheBigAristotle posted:

Excluding free transfers, which transfer on its face looks like the best deal?

Bonucci for 40 million is absurd and I can't believe it happened.

Johnny Lawrence
May 15, 2013
So, apparently Cristiano Ronaldo is going to Monaco. It's the topic of the day on twitter. Someone, who knows somebody, who know a guy told someone on a Monaco forum. It will be announced after the Spain Supercup.







T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Shrapnig posted:

Except he was on a free and he specifically said excluding frees.

Oops, my bad. I read it as including.. Because I'm a moron.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
is there a song that celebrates Kolasinac's amazing achievements yet?

If not may I suggest:

Kolasinac
he scored a free header
in a friendly
Kolasinac

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Johnny Lawrence posted:

So, apparently Cristiano Ronaldo is going to Monaco. It's the topic of the day on twitter. Someone, who knows somebody, who know a guy told someone on a Monaco forum. It will be announced after the Spain Supercup.








This long rear end story checks our

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
If we were including free transfers then Neymar's €222m free transfer to PSG would obv be the best.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Coutinho's not going anywhere. The only people reporting it are firmly Catalan or Brazil-biased. All of the Liverpool journalists are reiterating that the club aren't going to sell and haven't even been contacted by Barcelona since the first bid over a month ago.

If you listen to these "journalists" they've said:

-He's signing Saturday (false)
-He's signing Sunday (false)
-He's signing before the Chapocanese game (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal Monday (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal today (false)
-He's signing in a few hours (false)
-He's not training (false, he's injured, and the players only returned today)

It's all utter nonsense.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Gigi Galli posted:

Bonucci for 40 million is absurd and I can't believe it happened.

That was my first assumption, just based on the outrage when it happened, but I don't know enough about Serie A to be sure.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

EvilHawk posted:

Coutinho's not going anywhere. The only people reporting it are firmly Catalan or Brazil-biased. All of the Liverpool journalists are reiterating that the club aren't going to sell and haven't even been contacted by Barcelona since the first bid over a month ago.

If you listen to these "journalists" they've said:

-He's signing Saturday (false)
-He's signing Sunday (false)
-He's signing before the Chapocanese game (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal Monday (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal today (false)
-He's signing in a few hours (false)
-He's not training (false, he's injured, and the players only returned today)

It's all utter nonsense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syV2LkGpQB0

Johnny Lawrence
May 15, 2013

EvilHawk posted:

Coutinho's not going anywhere. The only people reporting it are firmly Catalan or Brazil-biased. All of the Liverpool journalists are reiterating that the club aren't going to sell and haven't even been contacted by Barcelona since the first bid over a month ago.

If you listen to these "journalists" they've said:

-He's signing Saturday (false)
-He's signing Sunday (false)
-He's signing before the Chapocanese game (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal Monday (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal today (false)
-He's signing in a few hours (false)
-He's not training (false, he's injured, and the players only returned today)

It's all utter nonsense.

Buh. Barcelone have the player ok, they have made two offers at Liverpool ( 80, and 100 millions ), who doesn't want to sell. That's the story at the moment. They hope that, Coutinho and his entourage press the club, but apparently he doesn't want to do it, because respect and stuff. But, yeah, there is something going on.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



EvilHawk posted:

Coutinho's not going anywhere. The only people reporting it are firmly Catalan or Brazil-biased. All of the Liverpool journalists are reiterating that the club aren't going to sell and haven't even been contacted by Barcelona since the first bid over a month ago.

If you listen to these "journalists" they've said:

-He's signing Saturday (false)
-He's signing Sunday (false)
-He's signing before the Chapocanese game (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal Monday (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal today (false)
-He's signing in a few hours (false)
-He's not training (false, he's injured, and the players only returned today)

It's all utter nonsense.

You ok?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

EvilHawk posted:

Coutinho's not going anywhere. The only people reporting it are firmly Catalan or Brazil-biased. All of the Liverpool journalists are reiterating that the club aren't going to sell and haven't even been contacted by Barcelona since the first bid over a month ago.

If you listen to these "journalists" they've said:

-He's signing Saturday (false)
-He's signing Sunday (false)
-He's signing before the Chapocanese game (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal Monday (false)
-Barcelona are in London to discuss a deal today (false)
-He's signing in a few hours (false)
-He's not training (false, he's injured, and the players only returned today)

It's all utter nonsense.

I can't wait to watch you melt down when he goes to Barca.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Johnny Lawrence posted:

Buh. Barcelone have the player ok, they have made two offers at Liverpool ( 80, and 100 millions ), who doesn't want to sell. That's the story at the moment. They hope that, Coutinho and his entourage press the club, but apparently he doesn't want to do it, because respect and stuff. But, yeah, there is something going on.

They're only made one offer.

James Pearce: There have been no talks between #LFC and Barca since the first bid in Hong Kong which was rejected.

Johnny Lawrence
May 15, 2013

shut up blegum posted:

This long rear end story checks our

More evidence, more evidence. Ronaldo is on the bench, at the starting of the UEFA Supecup. He's Monaco bound, that for sure. If it's on a Monaco Fan Board, it's gonna be true.

Johnny Lawrence
May 15, 2013

EvilHawk posted:

They're only made one offer.

James Pearce: There have been no talks between #LFC and Barca since the first bid in Hong Kong which was rejected.

Yeah, and Balague said something else, so who knows ( and who care ) ?

Johnny Lawrence fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Aug 8, 2017

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Johnny Lawrence posted:

Yeah, and Balague said something else, so who knows.

Yeah because Balague has never been wrong right

Johnny Lawrence
May 15, 2013
He doesn't say that's a done deal or something like that, and he's saying that Liverpool don't want to sell but that apparently there was a second offer. Balague is not exactly a transfert whore. It's not coming from Tancredi or from a Monaco Fan Forum user.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

lmao at coutinho being £108m

he's very good but this is the season everyone will point to when they decided when it was football finally truly died

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Barca are obviously in full panic mode after Neymar left.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Loving Africa Chaps posted:

lmao at coutinho being £108m
It actually makes sense in the market though. Transfer costs have gone insane this window, hes on a long term contract, Liverpool aren't interested in selling him and Barcelona just publicly received a huge pay day for Neymar. If he goes for anything less than £100m then Liverpool got robbed.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
I don't think Coutinho is worth £100m but Gylfi has been touted for £50m and Coutinho is twice the player.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
If Arsenal are willing to spunk £64 million on Ross Barkley then Coutinho is worth well north of £100m.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

ozmunkeh posted:

If Arsenal are willing to spunk £64 million on Ross Barkley then Coutinho is worth well north of £100m.

Who the gently caress is spreading that nonsense now? Ross Barkley will never be an Arsenal player unless it's for pennies on the dollar.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
I made that Arsenal bit up, but I can totally see Wenger making a similar panic buy on deadline day.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


ozmunkeh posted:

If Arsenal are willing to spunk £64 million on Ross Barkley

Are they?

E: ah, butts

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
No one wants Barkley but I'd take him at Swansea at a push.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/dreamteamfc/status/895024782869135365

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Carlos Vela announced he's transferring to MLS expansion team LAFC next year.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
also this Emre Can to Juve rumor just won't die

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

trem_two posted:

also this Emre Can to Juve rumor just won't die

Just like the ball when he tries to control it haha

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Bacon Terrorist posted:

I don't think Coutinho is worth £100m but Gylfi has been touted for £50m and Coutinho is twice the player.
I can't believe how insane things have gotten. Suarez was significantly less just a few years ago and is a far better player than Coutinho. Is there something in the Neymar deal that stipulates that the transfer fee money must be spent on other Brazilians?

I'd say take the 100m but I don't even know what we would do with it at this point.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Excluding free transfers, which transfer on its face looks like the best deal?

Chicharito for 13 mil is looking better and better by the minute given the way the market is going imo

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

WHAT THE gently caress IS HAPPENING

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

cheese posted:

I can't believe how insane things have gotten. Suarez was significantly less just a few years ago and is a far better player than Coutinho. Is there something in the Neymar deal that stipulates that the transfer fee money must be spent on other Brazilians?

I'd say take the 100m but I don't even know what we would do with it at this point.

suarez bit someone during the world cup

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