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703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Bert Roberge posted:


CERTAIN FORMS OF MAN-MADE DRUG COMES IN AND IT IS BAD CERTAIN FORMS OF MAN-MADE DRUG COMES IN AND IT IS BAD

hi i just threatend to nuke north korea off the hip. let me also piss off their only neighbor that can do anything to help the situation. kewl.

doesn't matter, everything is awful and we will unfortunately still wake up tomorrow

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slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

i know im shouting into the wind here but i at least want some basis for my smugposting when i am alive tomorrow against all odds

Man I dunno Yinlock you been wrong before but you're really pushing the envelope with this one

Still love your av tho

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I want that horchata frap before we all die

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Trump asked about nukes three times because he has short term memory loss, not because he is obsessed with using them.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

zen death robot posted:

He probably won't shoot anything off tonight but I think at some level Trump should be taken seriously when he threatens nuclear war and not just "lol try it you pussy"

he absolutely should, but nobody will so instead i just laugh at him

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/895023450078629888

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Utz posted:

come on, nobody's gonna let trump use nukes

sheesh

i was trying to find that one tweet from the airforce that was like "our nuclear arsenal is ready to serve you mister president" they tweeted on inauguration day

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


quote:

Said Trump: "With nuclear, the power, the devastation is very important to me."


quote:

MATTHEWS: OK. The trouble is, when you said that, the whole world heard it. David Cameron in Britain heard it. The Japanese, where we bombed them in 45, heard it. They`re hearing a guy running for president of the United States talking of maybe using nuclear weapons. Nobody wants to hear that about an American president.

TRUMP: Then why are we making them? Why do we make them?

[MSNBC, March 30, 2016]

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
guys, nothing is gonna happen, trump can talk all he likes but unless the bombs are actually happening then this is all bluster for his stupid base.

I'm talking about trump not Kim Jong Un just clarifying.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Utz posted:

come on, nobody's gonna let trump use nukes

sheesh

Probably not but, it's still dumb as hell since threats of nuclear attacks against North Korea are really useless. NK is not even concerned about that poo poo ever happening and if it did, the people in charge still wouldn't care and it would give them justification to burn the South to the ground.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also trump said "the like the world has never seen"

the world has seen nukes

so he's either threatening them with Super Nukes or a taco bell chain

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al-Saqr posted:

guys, nothing is gonna happen, trump can talk all he likes but unless the bombs are actually happening then this is all bluster for his stupid base.

lol who cares either way

just nerds, i bet

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

radical meme posted:

As much as I hate this fucker, he has a good point. A national poll this far out is useless. The only thing that matters is a poll that reflects what the electoral vote would look like and, as far as I can tell, those show that Trump still wins; against anybody and everybody. That's why the GOP Congress are such cowards.

It's an approval poll not an election poll

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ArmZ posted:

Trump asked about nukes three times because he has short term memory loss, not because he is obsessed with using them.

no trump really fuckin loves nukes

which is why i maintain that he's not allowed to use them, because he would've launched that poo poo day fuckin 1

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Dick Nixon once got drunk and nearly nuked Pyongyang

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
k-pop

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


MAKE THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH YOU FAT BITCH

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


D1E posted:

MAKE THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH YOU FAT BITCH

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i went to get coffee, so we're in a nuclear war now?

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




D1E posted:

MAKE THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH YOU FAT BITCH

no god please don't jesus christ yall

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

That DICK! posted:

i went to get coffee, so we're in a nuclear war now?

actually, we are all already dead

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

zen death robot posted:

Like compared to Fat Man and Little Boy modern nukes literally are "super nukes"

like trump knows the difference

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

zen death robot posted:

We've never used a thermonuclear warhead on a city before :eng101:

yeah it would be an exciting opportunity to park a destroyer a few dozen miles away and watch the nuclear annihilation for science

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/895009341681451008

thanks obama

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

D1E posted:

MAKE THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH YOU FAT BITCH

username/post K-K-K-KING COMBO *dies*

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

hell, if there ever were a justification for war .... it's this

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
TRUMP2000ad

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Schnorkles posted:

Dick Nixon once got drunk and nearly nuked Pyongyang

If Kissinger had just let Nixon do whatever he wanted when he tied one on the world would be so much better off by now

It would've taken a bit to recover, sure, but by now

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zoran posted:

yeah it would be an exciting opportunity to park a destroyer a few dozen miles away and watch the nuclear annihilation for science

"important science note: apparently thermonuclear warheads destroy innocent orphans and nothing else when used in an urban environment. boy, that didn't go at all how i thought it would"

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Yinlock posted:

also trump said "the like the world has never seen"

the world has seen nukes

so he's either threatening them with Super Nukes or a taco bell chain

That could just mean dropping 50 nukes on them instead of 2

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
south korea literally outlawed porn

let the north take over

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

bump_fn posted:

south korea literally outlawed porn

let the north take over

lol christianity strikes again!!

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

zen death robot posted:

Like compared to Fat Man and Little Boy modern nukes literally are "super nukes"

Which one is which tho

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
sheesh i say again

when the poo poo turns serious who really thinks the serious people who know what's up are going to let trump call any shots? hah

they're gonna 25th him and deal with it however, maybe even with tac nukes, but it won't be trump who calls those shots i think

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the frank and the furious

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Oiled and Ready posted:

Which one is which tho

trump is fat man, his dick is little boy

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

*tweets order to launch nukes*

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

zen death robot posted:

Like compared to Fat Man and Little Boy modern nukes literally are "super nukes"

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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

He's gonna tweet so hard about how China should step up and be tough on NK.

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