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some kind of art piece about accidents at automotive factories?
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Aug 8, 2017 23:38
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that man looks tired
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Aug 8, 2017 23:39
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Sponge Baathist posted:that man looks tired 
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Aug 8, 2017 23:48
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hey guys i hate corn now
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Aug 8, 2017 23:52
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i love corn now
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I'm curious about corn now
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Aug 9, 2017 00:09
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Aug 9, 2017 00:11
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Equeen posted:hey guys Not made of actual corn cob 2/10 would not gently caress
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Aug 9, 2017 00:14
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Equeen posted:hey guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GTo1zyQXmQ
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Aug 9, 2017 00:27
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Please be kind, it's very late. Also, it's been over decade since that was made, what the hell. 
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Aug 9, 2017 01:09
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Sponge Baathist posted:that man looks tired I was gonna say that tire looks bald.
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Aug 9, 2017 01:23
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Equeen posted:hey guys That'd be a nightmare to clean.
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Aug 9, 2017 01:36
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Frankston posted:That'd be a nightmare to clean. Nah, if you really needed to get in to those spots, just use a soft bristled toothbrush. Preferably one used by that one room mate that doesn't do the loving dishes.
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Aug 9, 2017 01:45
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throw to first drat IT posted:Please be kind, it's very late. Also, it's been over decade since that was made, what the hell. I am very tired and I got scared seeing my name on anything in this thread Intoluene posted:Nah, if you really needed to get in to those spots, just use a soft bristled toothbrush. Preferably one used by that one room mate that doesn't do the loving dishes. That added a whole other layer to this mess, thank you for that mental image
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Aug 9, 2017 03:32
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cash crab posted:I am very tired and I got scared seeing my name on anything in this thread Your middle name is 'the'?
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Aug 9, 2017 05:34
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Equeen posted:hey guys Story time! A dude I used to know had genital warts and we used to always make fun of him for it. Well, one time he said that he was having a terrible flair up and that it hurt when he was getting erections. We bugged him for hours at the party to show us his disgusting dick until he finally did. It looked kinda like a black ear of corn with little slightly bleeding cracks and his white topical cream or whatever was smeared all in-between them and there were little pinkish areas where the cream and blood had mixed. Might be one of the worst things I've ever seen.
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Aug 9, 2017 05:52
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Solice Kirsk posted:Story time! A dude I used to know had genital warts and we used to always make fun of him for it. Well, one time he said that he was having a terrible flair up and that it hurt when he was getting erections. We bugged him for hours at the party to show us his disgusting dick until he finally did. It looked kinda like a black ear of corn with little slightly bleeding cracks and his white topical cream or whatever was smeared all in-between them and there were little pinkish areas where the cream and blood had mixed. http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/bees/4/ found by searching the word "beenis"
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Aug 9, 2017 05:57
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You might want to get to a mechanic, your tires shouldn't be that bald.
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Equeen posted:hey guys 
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Aug 9, 2017 13:11
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 A classic, although they might actually own.
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Aug 9, 2017 13:14
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Randaconda posted:
They do.
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Aug 9, 2017 13:35
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 Another classic that might actually own.
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Even goths love their children.
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Aug 9, 2017 14:24
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Frankston posted:That'd be a nightmare to clean. Most dildos are dishwasher safe! 
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Aug 9, 2017 14:29
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I have recently gotten hooked on the Gordon Ramsey "Kitchen Nightmares" series. Lot's of ugly, awkward and gross going on there. Caught a great one the other night - Burger Kitchen.  Australian immigrant decides that he wants to open an "upscale" burger restaurant. Problem: He doesn't have enough money. Solution: His son just inherited money after the death of his grandfather, so he makes him a "partner" in the business. He informs the son that he is a partner AFTER he has taken the money and bought the business. Business has the typical problems you see in these shows: Owners with an inflated sense of self importance, poor business practices, toxic work environment, etc. Gordon learns that the head chef cannot make his own dishes, add spices on his own, or even make suggestions about the menu. He has to make the food exactly as the owner tells him. Gordon tasks the head chef with making him a burger of his own design. While the burger is being made, Gordon goes to meet the son.  Everything you need to know about the son's personality: He wears the hat ALL THE TIME. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant, the chef makes what looks to be a pretty decent burger. Not to be outdone, the owner also makes Gordon a burger with his own recipe - using the cheapest ground meat and virtually no seasoning. He serves it without a bun because he doesn't like buns.  "Some people have called me a Meat Sculptor" Episode has lots of ugly and awkward, including the son crying, the owner awkwardly hawking the book he wrote, and a screaming match between the head chef and the owners wife (which ends with the chef walking out in the middle of dinner service). Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXDQxham5cU Interesting note, while looking some info up for this post, I came across this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Saffron This is the grandfather that left the inheritance - an Australian mob boss!
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CollegeCop posted:
Well, the son's bald, so I don't blame him for wearing the hat on camera all the time. And to be fair, he cried because he felt that literally he had to make the business work or he was ruined, and he didn't want to be in the business. The dad was a real piece of work though.
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Australians 
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Equeen posted:hey guys 
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The Sexual Shiite posted:Your middle name is 'the'? Ethan the Hedgehog was my father, you can call me Etha
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Aug 9, 2017 17:35
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CollegeCop posted:I have recently gotten hooked on the Gordon Ramsey "Kitchen Nightmares" series. Lot's of ugly, awkward and gross going on there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOUiAbT2M6c Part 2 isn't as AUG as part 1, but I'm posting for anyone else that wants to know how it ends. Does Kitchen Nightmares usually add weird emphasis on POS systems? Bar Rescue does it and it just confuses me. Who cares about the POS?
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grittyreboot posted:
It's an ad for the POS company. Don't think too much about it.
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Aug 9, 2017 18:15
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut
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That uncomfortable moment when you realize goons are in the same niche Facebook groups as you....could honestly fill this thread with some of the poo poo those ladies post...
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http://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/895353437558321152
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the master race, indeed.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Story time! A dude I used to know had genital warts and we used to always make fun of him for it. Well, one time he said that he was having a terrible flair up and that it hurt when he was getting erections. We bugged him for hours at the party to show us his disgusting dick until he finally did. It looked kinda like a black ear of corn with little slightly bleeding cracks and his white topical cream or whatever was smeared all in-between them and there were little pinkish areas where the cream and blood had mixed. Genital Wart Flare-Up would be a great death metal band name
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