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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/PresVillain/status/895054425311543297

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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


sexpig by night posted:

'there's no way a wealthy white guy who inherited all his money and seems to take genuine pleasure in taking money from others could actually believe in the super common American belief that came from prosperity gospel stuff saying that poverty is a personal and moral failing and ergo wealth is a sign of positive qualities. That's just a thing the dumb poor people who rub oil on dollar bills and mail them to megachurches believe!'

you didn't say common bliefe you said prosperity gospel which is a specific christian thing but ok

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

angerbeet posted:

Has someone nuked Guam yet?

no

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

post apocalypse

post...

...take away the s....


pot?




POT APOCALYPSE bring it on bitches

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Donald Trump eats poo poo for fun

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

you won't need contraceptives after your balls have been irradiated

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

euphronius posted:

it's interesting though that constitutional republican democracy produced a leader as qualified as a family run dictatorship

democracy was a mistake

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

third generation always fucks up the family business

Second generation does. Third just holds the bag as grandpa's assets run out.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Rah! posted:

POT APOCALYPSE bring it on bitches

they said it wasn't really possible to OD to death on marijuana

im willing to try to prove them wrong

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I could go jogging tomorrow, but on the other hand, end of the world

so you know

I guess it is time to go looting

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I just looted a +10 axe

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Nuclearmonkee posted:

you didn't say common bliefe you said prosperity gospel which is a specific christian thing but ok

it super comes from that though? Like, ok he believes in the more secularized version of the insane protestant belief that basically founded america, better?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Third World Reggin posted:

I just looted a +10 axe

sick

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

deadgoon posted:

this is wrong on so many levels

no it isnt you gonna stop postin when the server get nuked

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

sexpig by night posted:

it super comes from that though? Like, ok he believes in the more secularized version of the insane protestant belief that basically founded america, better?

that's more trump gospel

he believes that he has earned everything he has solely by being donald j trump greatest man on earth

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Rah! posted:

post apocalypse sex sounds more exciting though

we can do both!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

it's pretty 2017 to note that if Dennis Rodman wasn't Kim Jongs friend we'd all already be dead probably

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Zyla posted:

if anyone wants to have pre-apocalypse sex with me

nows the time

strike while the iron is hot

u ever had sex with a corpse

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

no it isnt you gonna stop postin when the server get nuked

is something awful hosted in missouri someplace? in which case lol the whole world will die and this dead gay website will run until the backup generator runs out of gas at the datacenter

nm it geolocates to AZ but i dont think the desert would probably get nuked either

Nuclearmonkee has issued a correction as of 00:05 on Aug 9, 2017

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Yinlock posted:

that's more prosperity gospel but only applying to him

he believes that he has earned everything he has solely by being donald j trump greatest man on earth

it was always a super selfish idea. It's literally just the Mr Show 'MORE MONEY MEANS BETTER THAN' joke

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Third World Reggin posted:

I just looted a +10 axe

Oh please everyone knows you can only get 5+ gear off named celebrities

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Ekster posted:

you won't need contraceptives after your balls have been irradiated

sperm counts are already at incredibly low numbers lol

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

nice bluff - even if they did what would that accomplish strategically? taking out a major pacific US base at the cost of pissing off the rest of the world...lower 48 or bust imho (kju is edging off of us and im not going 4 it)

still stopped at the liquor store just in case tho

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Ekster posted:

you won't need contraceptives after your balls have been irradiated

what if sperm becomes so irradiated that its like corrosive and can melt skin away, making bullets unnecessary for post-apocalypse power, because people just go around jackin' lethal sperm at each other

unless they change their masturbatory ways, the proud boy incel clans will be steamrolled by the legions of socialist wang wackers

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

That North Korean nuke might fall on a nowhere place Wyoming/Idaho/Montana, but where it does fall will be seared into the memories of every American from here until the end of time.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Please spare Guam

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.

Thundercracker posted:

Oh please everyone knows you can only get 5+ gear off named celebrities

It was Glenn Campbell's guitar.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
American propaganda vs NK propaganda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbU4VRs2rro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk

welcome to the new clash of the titans

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Mariana Horchata posted:

nice bluff - even if they did what would that accomplish strategically? taking out a major pacific US base at the cost of pissing off the rest of the world...lower 48 or bust imho (kju is edging off of us and im not going 4 it)

still stopped at the liquor store just in case tho

What if it tips Guam over? :ohdear:

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Wait, is that an actual Red Skull quote... you're loving kidding me.;

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




jesus loving christ I leave for an hour and this poo poo happens

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Low (Atomic) energy. Sad!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Nuclearmonkee posted:

they said it wasn't really possible to OD to death on marijuana

im willing to try to prove them wrong

lets do this

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
luv 2 be irradiated by a nuclear blast

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

MysteriousStranger posted:

Wait, is that an actual Red Skull quote... you're loving kidding me.;

Probably not. I think that account puts Trump quotes on villains as a routine thing.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://i.imgur.com/VnsomJi.mp4

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Nonsense posted:

That North Korean nuke might fall on a nowhere place Wyoming/Idaho/Montana, but where it does fall will be seared into the memories of every American from here until the end of time.

so it will last half the requisite 30 second american attention span

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Lastgirl posted:

luv 2 be irradiated by a nuclear blast

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
eonwe, if you die in nuclear hell fire, I will claim your skull

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