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iirc Rickon was with the Maderlays and the Manderlays were organizing a feast for the Freys
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When will Arya level up and duel Goku
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WonderfulWino posted:iirc Rickon was with the Maderlays and the Manderlays were organizing a feast for the Freys i thought he and the wildling hosed off somewhere in like book 3
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Blue Raider posted:i thought he and the wildling hosed off somewhere in like book 3 i thought those were the swamp people like south into the swamps and not north at all they said they were going to the moving swamp nomad city that no one can conquer because you have to live in the swamp to know where it even is
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so, what follows is a list of memorable character's deaths compiled by me... seems like a lot of stabbing! the ones that have a question mark is b/c they didn't show the death/body afterwards ned stark; beheaded rob stark; stabbed rickon stark; arrow to the knee... and body myrcella baratheon; poisoned tommen barahteon; suicide from high place rob baratheon; gored by boar (?) syrio forell; slashed ramsay sno; eaten by dogs hodor; stabbed by skellymans jojen; stabbed by skellymans twywin lannister; xbow bolt shae; strangled ygritte 'u kno nuthin jon sno': arrow lord of bones: head smashed osha: stabbed khal drogo: infected wound cursed lord karstark: beheaded catelyn stark: slit throat walder frey: slit throat mance ryder, king beyond the wall: arrow to heart viserys targeryan: crowned in gold roose bolton: stabbed xaron xhoan doxos: live imprisonment 'lock of quarth: burnt lady olenna; poisoned loras tyrell; blown up ser donton; xbow to heart lancel lannister; blown up maester pycelle; kid gang stab high sparrow; blown up margery tyrell; blown up joffrey baratheon; poisoned oberyn martell: blunt force trauma to the head (?) stannis baratheon; slashed shireen baratheron; burned renly baratheon; shadow stabbed lord kraster; ganged up jeor mormont; stabbed 2nd coming jon sno; stabbed teh mountain; lanced beric dondarrion x2(3?); slashed wun wun: skellymans rush
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i just saw leak of next episode and guys ... they finally heard us -- THE GIANT IS GONNA STEP ON MORE PEOPLE!!!!! (:
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Nooner posted:i just saw leak of next episode and guys ... they finally heard us -- THE GIANT IS GONNA STEP ON MORE PEOPLE!!!!! (:
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ArmZ posted:would you say he was climbing a ladder i love the poo poo out of bran now hes finally cool as the most shameless rapist on the show
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hey guys, you think gendry is still rowing that boat?
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Stupid Post Maker posted:Did you not see that both fell into the lake and are going to drown to death dumbass lol if you believe for even a second that they're actually going to kill him off that way. I'll buy you a lemoncake if he dies.
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oh dope posted:The tv show is a better tv show than the books are books
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hahahaha ty for this
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ElGroucho posted:The first 3 books were as close to a masterpiece as a fantasy series is going to get. ![]()
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I knew some hobbitfucker would show up eventually
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Slogging through tolkien is about as fun as gluing press on nails to the head of my cock so i can use it to scratch my wifes back.
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WonderfulWino posted:iirc Rickon was with the Maderlays and the Manderlays were organizing a feast for the Freys Rickon is on Cannibal Island and Manderly wants Davos to go get him.
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i don't like tolkien but I like asoiaf, the thing i have learned from this is i will read fifteen hundred pages of jerking off if its specifically focused on the suffering of the common people because I'm a sadist and lack imagination
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goons eschew literary classic for series that places heavy emphasis on food and rape
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nooneofconsequence posted:goons eschew literary classic for series that places heavy emphasis on food and rape i'll give you rape, torture etc but I think its a little unfair to say tolkien didn't place a really goony emphasis on food as well, its kind of cute that seems to be the common thread between them aside from huffing their own farts
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Lord of the Rings has some really boring as poo poo parts. I don't think I've ever read any of the stupid songs. edit: But that's still better than ~1000 pages of boredom that is AFFC and ADWD.
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I feel really bad for anyone who didn't have their mom actually deliver good improvised lyrical renditions of all the songs and unique voices for all the characters while reading the hobbit/trilogy to them when they were growing up.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Lord of the Rings has some really boring as poo poo parts. I don't think I've ever read any of the stupid songs. You're not supposed to read them, you're supposed to sing them, stupid.
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WonderfulWino posted:iirc Rickon was with the Maderlays and the Manderlays were organizing a feast of the Freys fixed
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The Protagonist posted:I feel really bad for anyone who didn't have their mom actually deliver good improvised lyrical renditions of all the songs and unique voices for all the characters while reading the hobbit/trilogy to them when they were growing up. lol if you didn't escape into books as a child because of your abusive parents ignoring your latent curiosity and intelligence
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drowned in pussy juice posted:i'll give you rape, torture etc but I think its a little unfair to say tolkien didn't place a really goony emphasis on food as well, its kind of cute that seems to be the common thread between them aside from huffing their own farts
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If I read LOTR to justify a fifteen year old memory that may or may not be accurate I will be owned no matter what so you've put me in a corner here
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Lol
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Nooner posted:i just saw leak of next episode and guys ... they finally heard us -- THE GIANT IS GONNA STEP ON MORE PEOPLE!!!!! (: ![]()
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is the next episode really leaked?
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ElGroucho posted:The first 3 books were as close to a masterpiece as a fantasy series is going to get. Then the next 2 books were bad enough to take the whole series back to "eh" they're terribly-written tolkien-aping schlock dude. like they're fun yeah but even by genre standards there're better books
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They're actually really well written and entertaining. The only thing the show has done better is Ros. Mmm. Ros.
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Waltzing Along posted:is the next episode really leaked? good troll im mad at you now
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That hippo makes some convincing points. Yeah, I haven't read like a ton of sci-fi or fantasy; but I've never read one that made ASoIaF look like poo poo. So if they're out there, by all means, recommend.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's true though. What is the Hound scared of? Fire, his brother. What is Euron scared of? Not being able to finger blast the queen's butthole. I think the cooler guy is clear here.
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Captain Lavender posted:They're actually really well written if you are very stupid and/or only read genre fiction it is possible you could hold this opinion, yes
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Can't wait to see how the sell Dany cackling while she melts people as cool and calm leadership.
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Trast posted:Can't wait to see how the sell Dany cackling while she melts people as cool and calm leadership. I doubt Clarke has the chops to pull off "cackling." She'll just sound disinterested and put on her face that looks like she's trying to hold in a fart.
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