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Are we 100% sure North Korea does not have Gundams?
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chernobyl kinsman posted:our radio transmissions will spread into the void of space, carrying our last fears, our dead hopes. in time, in the deeps, they will attenuate, vanishing into the background hum of the insensate cosmos someday the golden record will be found and they'll think 'these apes seem pretty chill, i wonder what happened to them' but the earth will be ash and they'll never know the horrible truth which is for the best really
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Aug 9, 2017 00:41
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donald j trump, of "The Apprentice" fame , threatens nuclear war
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Aug 9, 2017 00:45
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the final resting state of the universe is actually a bunch of golden records floating around created by different aliens
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Aug 9, 2017 00:45
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my new dog posted:donald j trump, of "The Apprentice" fame , threatens nuclear war
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Aug 9, 2017 00:46
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Post itt every time you lol that trump is president
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Aug 9, 2017 00:46
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pushpins posted:Are we 100% sure North Korea does not have Gundams? I have classified footage of their mechanical suits, we are safe https://youtu.be/a_sfC-NrfLI
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Aug 9, 2017 00:47
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:Crimea fuckin river Lol
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Aug 9, 2017 00:55
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my new dog posted:donald j trump, of "The Apprentice" fame , threatens nuclear war Everyone in the room's brow is dripping with nervous sweat as the decision is made. We will fire a nuclear missile at Pyongyang in response to alerts that they've already fired one at us. The codes are entered, the keys are turned, the protective cover over the firing button is flipped up. A short prayer is said before the president reaches down and presses it. "YER FIRED!" he exclaims. The room erupts into laughter before the white hot heat of a nuclear explosion vaporizes the city.
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Aug 9, 2017 00:56
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Avirosb posted:They actually declared war on NK months ago but y'know, firewall OK, so maybe this is more conspiracy theory than a flame-purging lol but I think it's kind of interesting how quickly NK is suddenly reaching all of these nuclear firestorm benchmarks. Like, maybe they are cribbing somebody else's notes instead of just having all their secret experimental efforts converge in Summer 2017. I'm still an optimist though and I believe that Mutually Assured Destruction will keep these two very rational adversaries from doing anything stupid. After all, Putin's been our adversary for a while and he's still rational enough that he would never try to obliterate the States because he knows that a bunch of unfriendly nukes are pointed his way.
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Aug 9, 2017 00:59
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long after the embers cool, even God will forget us
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Aug 9, 2017 01:01
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Did Trump just subconsciously grab random bits and snippets from Truman's historical warning to Japan in WW2 and blather them out at an unrelated press conference? Like was he trying to mime Truman's warning to sound tough or is he insinuating we're going to start dropping nukes? Where the gently caress are Trump's handlers?
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Aug 9, 2017 01:08
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https://twitter.com/RNRKentucky/status/895053758127894529
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Aug 9, 2017 01:12
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see you guys in the wastelands
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Aug 9, 2017 01:12
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wuffles posted:see you guys in the wastelands Rad Roaches
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Aug 9, 2017 01:14
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:This is literally what happened. No. They are "Sources familiar with the planning said it would encourage early retirement, usher out any enlisted personnel after their contract is up, and would fire trans officers up for promotion" http://www.losangelesblade.com/2017/08/04/trumps-trans-military-ban-now-policy/ But, um, "lol" that Donar Trump is president! "Opiod," lol, we will all soon be dead
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Aug 9, 2017 01:14
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g0lbez posted:Did Trump just subconsciously grab random bits and snippets from Truman's historical warning to Japan in WW2 and blather them out at an unrelated press conference? Like was he trying to mime Truman's warning to sound tough or is he insinuating we're going to start dropping nukes? Where the gently caress are Trump's handlers? They need to try squirting him with water that worked on my cats. Or what works on toddlers is like "big boys don't threaten nuclear war, only babies do that" and he'll be like "I'm not a baby!" and then he'll start saying it like it was his idea because he's a big boy.
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Aug 9, 2017 01:14
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I mean if she went to a handful of normal bakeries and asked them to make a "gigantic dick" cake they'd probably refuse to bake that t... Wait, that's exactly what she did.
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Aug 9, 2017 01:16
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Pickle is a stupid rear end in a top hat
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Aug 9, 2017 01:29
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i just hope our post apoc has good content and writing like fallout new vegas, not railroading and tepid poo poo like 3 or 4
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Aug 9, 2017 01:31
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I really just want to exclaim that Donnie 2 Scoops is a retard. I mean, it he wasn't then he certainly achieved it in his first 200 days. * thorsten heins clap *
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Aug 9, 2017 01:35
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chernobyl kinsman posted:we are all going to die Me first
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Aug 9, 2017 01:45
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Three days after a bomb exploded at a mosque in suburban Minneapolis, a White House official told MSNBC that he isn't yet convinced the attack was not a "fake hate crime." President Trump has not issued a statement — via Twitter or the White House press office — since the attack at Dar Al-Farooq Islamic Center took place. On MSNBC, Sebastian Gorka, a top national security adviser to the president, said the president won't speak out about the bombing until "local authorities provide their assessment." (Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton has called the bombing "a criminal act of terrorism." The local police handed the investigation to the FBI.) "When we have some kind of finalized investigation, absolutely — so, you know, there's a great rule, all initial reports are false, you have to check them and you have to find out who the perpetrators are," Gorka said in response to a question about whether the White House will address the bombing. "We've had a series of crimes committed, alleged hate crimes, by right wing individuals in the last six months that turned out to actually have been propagated by the left," he said. "So let's wait and see and allow local authorities to provide their assessment. And then the White House will make its comments." https://www.buzzfeed.com/nidhiprakash/gorka-minneapolis-mosque-hate-crime?utm_term=.dhAqno5V9#.em4wlJ738 lol, its fake guys
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Aug 9, 2017 01:47
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Snatch Duster posted:Is this the week that Trump is impeached? Hell yeah welcome back
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Aug 9, 2017 01:47
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:i just hope our post apoc has good content and writing like fallout new vegas, not railroading and tepid poo poo like 3 or 4 The Player Character (You) will be voiced by Trump due to some quirk of radiation. Your interactions will be limited to Good Trump Reaction, Bad Trump reaction, Snark/Neutral Trump Reaction.
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Aug 9, 2017 01:47
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also, ‘God has given Trump authority to take out Kim Jong Un,’ evangelical adviser says Texas megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress, one of President Trump’s evangelical advisers who preached the morning of his inauguration, has released a statement saying the president has the moral authority to take out North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. “When it comes to how we should deal with evil doers, the Bible, in the book of Romans, is very clear: God has endowed rulers full power to use whatever means necessary — including war — to stop evil,” Jeffress said. “In the case of North Korea, God has given Trump authority to take out Kim Jong Un.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-says/#comments we are doomed, probably.
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Aug 9, 2017 01:49
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haljordan posted:Trump will actually look like Immortan Joe by the end of his term 
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Aug 9, 2017 01:52
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Lime Tonics posted:Three days after a bomb exploded at a mosque in suburban Minneapolis, a White House official told MSNBC that he isn't yet convinced the attack was not a "fake hate crime." Why isn't he tweeting this terror attack?
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Aug 9, 2017 01:55
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Lime Tonics posted:Three days after a bomb exploded at a mosque in suburban Minneapolis, a White House official told MSNBC that he isn't yet convinced the attack was not a "fake hate crime." He has gotta stop calling everything he doesn't like or understand "fake" automatically.
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Aug 9, 2017 01:56
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chernobyl kinsman posted:long after the embers cool, even God will forget us You seem like someone that thought fallout 4 was a good fallout game
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Aug 9, 2017 01:56
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Lime Tonics posted:also, Jfc
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Aug 9, 2017 01:56
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Catastrophe posted:He has gotta stop calling everything he doesn't like or understand "fake" automatically. That's like everything he sees right?
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Aug 9, 2017 01:57
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Lime Tonics posted:also, Can we please stop and admit how loving insane and not lol it is that this stupid piss bitch is gonna start a nuclear war and kill us all Can this please be the thing that gets him in trouble and matters, starting loving nuke stuff over Twitter?
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Aug 9, 2017 01:58
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Burt Sexual posted:That's like everything he sees right? Some things turn out to be more complicated than he thought, like government and healthcare Well, kinda funny that the jokes that trump would lead to nuclear war are seemingly less funny
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Aug 9, 2017 01:58
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Haha trump is so stupid hell lead us to nuclear war hahaha Seven months later Every .... tweet could be our last
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Aug 9, 2017 02:00
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Fire and fury and 141 characters
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Aug 9, 2017 02:01
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Madcosby posted:Fire and fury and 141 characters Your av is really appropriate.
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Aug 9, 2017 02:05
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vyst posted:Pickle is a stupid rear end in a top hat
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Aug 9, 2017 02:05
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Jukebox Hero posted:Can we please stop and admit how loving insane and not lol it is that this stupid piss bitch is gonna start a nuclear war and kill us all "THIS will be the final straw that gets him removed from office" i say as a dongfeng missile incinerates me instantly Lol Dongfeng
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I live about an hour away from Atlanta. Is that far enough away to escape the blast radius (Maybe Kim likes Adult Swim and will spare Atlanta?)
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