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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

life is a joke posted:

who is the title about




*what tweet*

sean! *tweets*

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




logikv9 posted:

i don't usually read reports from other forums but occasionally i just skim and i see large blocks of reports all coming around the same time from one forum, and so i know some flame war is going on

pet island has to generate the weirdest reports

maybe gws

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

true story: one time I was working this customer facing job and a customer was like "do you want some Yes tickets" and I was like "yes!".

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




suggestion: merge pet island and gws

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

logikv9 posted:

well going by just C-SPAM reports it's very empty. this is what you get when we have three active mods reviewing whenever possible and a forum that doesn't generate the same level of dumb anger as lets say, D&D or GBS. some other forums, i can only express my sympathy for the reports they have to read through

there should be a QCS sticky with all the stupid as gently caress reports posted and there is a weekly worst

no names are posted to it, but the weekly worst gets a week off

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
amon amarth is for nazis who like to talk about odin and runes

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Lastgirl posted:

*phone goes off, promptly waking me up from my drunken stupor. it's a declaration of national emergency because Trump tweeted something an hour ago and Chicago has vanished off the face of the earth.*



pretty lovely this is a plausible scenario

oh well

tromp

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:


The stupidest ruler when, faced with a chance to stand up and dust off North Korea, sat down hugging himself screaming impotent threats only to try to ignore it by bringing up an Alabama primary. Donald loving Trump is the most pathetic person ever, and you can tell North Korea is doubling down on making him back down with the whole Guam statement. It's amazing to see how much of a chickenshit Trump is. Fatty doesn't want anything interrupting his vacation.

also trump HATES anything that could lead to personal responsibility so he's trying to nudge for a war but nobody will actually go all-in without his direct orders

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Squizzle posted:

suggestion: merge pet island and gws

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Squizzle posted:

pet island has to generate the weirdest reports

maybe gws

i see only one currently sitting in the active reports pool and it's an extremely innocent attempt at trolling

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

*phone goes off, promptly waking me up from my drunken stupor. it's a declaration of national emergency because Trump tweeted something an hour ago and Chicago has vanished off the face of the earth.*



look at this cuck who answers the phone

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
the only good music is tom waits

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Squizzle posted:

suggestion: merge pet island and gwstfr

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


zegermans posted:

hahaha we're all going to die because people thought it'd be funny to have a reality show guy as president

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

zegermans posted:

hahaha we're all going to die because people thought it'd be funny to have a reality show guy as president

it IS funny!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

oh cool we're all gonna die didnt have much planned anyway

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

SmokaDustbowl posted:

amon amarth is for nazis who like to talk about odin and runes
is that the band with the video where a viking splits an internet troll's head in half with a battleaxe because that was pretty cool

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm glad that people are calling out Nuzzi for writing wimpy softballs for access. it was frustrating reading her stuff, she softens every single blow.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

im glad the world ends in the dumbest way possible (it's too good. it owns)

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
humanity deserves this

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

at least i got to go to my socialist convention which was so good and so fun

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I would kill for a whole plate of
spaghetti to magically be in front of me

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

humanity deserves this

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

logikv9 posted:

humanity deserves this

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/895136460109520897

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Consummate Professional posted:

I would kill for a whole plate of
spaghetti to magically be in front of me

it appears, but the meatballs contain miniaturized NK nuclear warheads

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
[quote="“logikv9”" post="“475179587”"]
it appears, but the meatballs contain miniaturized NK nuclear warheads
[/quote]

whatever, I ain’t that into meatballs

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

cyphr555 posted:

my stupid theory that i am half serious about is that capitalizing random poo poo like that is a symptom of whatever disease turns people into smoothbrain republicans. like, it is way too consistent across these types to be a fluke.

It's the dumbing-down of America in general, plus no one gives a gently caress about proper writing rules anymore with the advent of social media.

Epic High Five posted:

books from thriftbooks are like less than 4 bucks each and i cannot stop ordering more please send help


edit - and you can filter by edition so you can order neat older ones with fun covers for like the same price as the most recent mass market

Books own but I have a shitload of them since my wife and I poached a bunch from a friend who was moving overseas.
I'm reading One Hundred Years of Solitude which a couple goons told me was a must-read but so far (~100 pages) I don't think anything has actually happened.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Baloogan posted:

it IS funny!

can't argue tbh

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Honestly being dead would be much preferred to my mortgage, car, and student loan payments.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock posted:

look at this cuck who answers the phone





Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

and now that things are winding down its time for death crew to get mad about that

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Consummate Professional posted:

whatever, I ain’t that into meatballs

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Ringworld or Hyperion, help me trump thread

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



my idea of a north korean first nuclear strike is like 20 icbms, all failing in flight except one that fizzles over a corn field in south dakota

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

Honestly being dead would be much preferred to my mortgage, car, and student loan payments.

im going to work tomorrow lol

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

jarofpiss posted:

im going to work tomorrow lol

i'm thinking of taking tomorrow off cuz idgaf and so eat and smoke a bunch of weed

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

ScrubLeague posted:

Honestly being dead would be much preferred to my mortgage, car, and student loan payments.

keep in mind that NK probably doesn't have enough warheads to kill more than a few million americans at the very most so you're more likely to have to live in the hosed up post-nuclear police state that ensues than get killed right away

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


GobiasIndustries posted:

Ringworld or Hyperion, help me trump thread

Never read Ringworld. And Hyperion was entertaining as hell.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hyperion owned

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