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Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax

Jukebox Hero posted:

Donald Trump is literal scum and I hope he dies in front of a national news agency and that it's incredibly humiliating and soon

That's disgusting. You should be jailed for saying something that horrible.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Feminasty Slut posted:

I couldn't imagine being South Korean. There's a good chance you might die because of stupid loving american white trash. lol

this is true for a lot of places in the world tbh

Unctuous Cretin
Jun 20, 2007
LUrker

Lime Tonics posted:

bonus lol,

Luther Strange - Drain the Swamp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scEGP1xXsto

god,guns,trump! country music!

It's even better on live TV when immediately followed by a Mo Brooks ad (Big Luther's competition) saying he likes Trump more and Ann Coulter likes him better.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Jesus he can't even get the RTJ hand sign right.

nah RTJ is jeremy corbyn's thing

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/895252459152711680

I would say “there's no way he would start a pointless war with NK“ but then I also said there was no way for him being elected. L...lol?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
impeach the retard president before he starts WWiii

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Moola posted:

impeach the retard president before he starts WWiii

nah it's cool it's just compensating for his tiny hands

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/895254168570605568

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Jesus he can't even get the RTJ hand sign right.

it's not his fault he's retarded, plz leave him alone

e: oh wait, he probably blew his brains out with amphetamine abuse. it's his fault

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
At least now our parents can stop acting all smug cos they lived through the cuban missile crisis. "We lived under the threat of nuclear war, you kids don't know you're born." Not any more! Now Donnie Two Scoops is gonna tweet our deaths any day now!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Gonna go ahead and recind the "The Greatest Generation" title from the bunch of chuckle fucks that raised our current batch of idiot seniors

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

System Metternich posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/895252459152711680

I would say “there's no way he would start a pointless war with NK“ but then I also said there was no way for him being elected. L...lol?

Yes, and this all happened in 7 months

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



I was about to ask if Sean had made it 12 hours yet

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/895246525265305600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/895254767471120384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Plavski posted:

At least now our parents can stop acting all smug cos they lived through the cuban missile crisis. "We lived under the threat of nuclear war, you kids don't know you're born." Not any more! Now Donnie Two Scoops is gonna tweet our deaths any day now!

You drat millennials have never had to go to war (except for the longest never-ending war in US history), live under the fear of nuclear Armageddon (except for N. Korea), lived in tough economic times (except constantly since 2001). You need to learn to suck it up buttercup!!! Life sucks and then you die in nuclear fire to give blood for the Blood God Donald Jiminy Trump.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/chrismassie/status/895020828424884225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Is there a bird that's super aggressive but way too dumb to act on that aggression? That's Donny.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol at anyone pretending to be a serious analyst of world affairs who has ever made concrete statements about trump's feelings or attitudes about anything

the man is caprice made flabby orange flesh

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

bloom posted:

Is there a bird that's super aggressive but way too dumb to act on that aggression? That's Donny.

yes, it's most birds

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y_7GtS9COw
they should fill the white house with mirrors, he would spend all day trying to puff his hair up to scare off the nasty orange man who is following him around

instead of starting a nuclear war on Twitter

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Our fat old dumb president is going to start another war because he couldn't practice his short game yesterday

lol

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

System Metternich posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/895252459152711680

I would say “there's no way he would start a pointless war with NK“ but then I also said there was no way for him being elected. L...lol?

?

None of this makes any sense or is in any way accurate.

Someone needs to install a filter on his phone that changes the word "nuclear" into something that can do less damage like "trucks" or "golf". He won't notice.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I miss GWB where the only time we had to talk about nukes is how he pronounced the word nuclear

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I never thought I'd agree with the meme "miss me yet?" pictures of Bush but I actually do, now lol

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


What the hell does "ordering to renovate" nuclear weapons mean? Who or what did he say that to that makes him think it had an effect? It's like he thinks he's Washington in a game of civ.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Sedge and Bee posted:

What the hell does "ordering to renovate" nuclear weapons mean? Who or what did he say that to that makes him think it had an effect? It's like he thinks he's Washington in a game of civ.

He tweeted it. Come on man, pay attention.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Sedge and Bee posted:

What the hell does "ordering to renovate" nuclear weapons mean? Who or what did he say that to that makes him think it had an effect? It's like he thinks he's Washington in a game of civ.

We're gonna drop beautiful gold plated nukes, maybe even the most beautiful ever

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I shitposted about the sweet release from student loan debt and wage work that would come with being obliterated by a Dongfeng ICBM last night and my most "well actually" friend said there was no way it could even hit Guam.

He must have thought I meant Taipodong missile, the Nork one rather than the Chinese one I actually referenced.

I was like, "Dude, get your dongs straight."

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/895013204849336320

reading it did not do it justice, it sounds even dumber.

Agreed. This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life, and I've heard a lot of Trump.

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
If Trump starts a nuclear war will Putin be happy or shocked at what he helped create?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Maybe the FDA could put a "no good, really bad for you" label on bottles of Oxy.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Sedge and Bee posted:

What the hell does "ordering to renovate" nuclear weapons mean? Who or what did he say that to that makes him think it had an effect? It's like he thinks he's Washington in a game of civ.

You know how your renovate your house to raise its value? It's the same thing with nukes. You just [inaudible] and then the nuclear is... it's just the best. Really fantastic [indecipherable] great high-energy stuff. Many such cases!

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I shitposted about the sweet release from student loan debt and wage work that would come with being obliterated by a Dongfeng ICBM last night and my most "well actually" friend said there was no way it could even hit Guam.

He must have thought I meant Taipodong missile, the Nork one rather than the Chinese one I actually referenced.

I was like, "Dude, get your dongs straight."

One of the NK missiles is called "Nodong". It's only medium range so you'll have to move closer if that's how you want to go out.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Sedge and Bee posted:

What the hell does "ordering to renovate" nuclear weapons mean? Who or what did he say that to that makes him think it had an effect? It's like he thinks he's Washington in a game of civ.

Look at these nukes, aren't they great folks? Let's give it up for these nukes. The greatest. We got the best nukes, the BEST. The United States military nukes are the strongest most powerful in the world, that's right. I'm being serious here, no one makes huger better missiles. No one.

*zoom in on ICBM Trump's pointing to, says "Made In China"*

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Trump hasn't got a clue what he's doing, but I dunno what this thread thinks about NK striving to bring the US within nuke range other than 'they say they're socialists so they can't be that bad'.

I live way out of range so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


NK is a shithole run by awful people, but the US has had the capability to hit literally anywhere in the world for decades and no one complains about it. If NK wasn't happening, I'm sure Trump would be floating the idea of nuking the Pakistani highlands where the Taliban hangs out. Guess what, the US is not a neutral broker here and the only difference is that NK didn't respond to bullying by rolling over.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Sedge and Bee posted:

NK is a shithole run by awful people, but the US has had the capability to hit literally anywhere in the world for decades and no one complains about it. If NK wasn't happening, I'm sure Trump would be floating the idea of nuking the Pakistani highlands where the Taliban hangs out. Guess what, the US is not a neutral broker here and the only difference is that NK didn't respond to bullying by rolling over.

This plus any military intervention is basically going to be a monstrous humanitarian disaster for everyone in the DPRK and ROK. E: And maybe Japan!

But yeah why would you look at what happened to Iraq and not want a credible deterrent to American invasion?

Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Aug 9, 2017

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Like, these places are bad, and their leaders are bad, but they're not like you know Mordor, peopled only by orcs and lava. Human beings live there. Very, very rarely are things so bad that invading and bombing the poo poo out of somebody makes it better. And to the degree that it even can, us spending the aughties midwifing Goddamn ISIS onto this dumb earth makes me think we're not the ones to do it.

E: Forgot to include a lol. As pennance enjoy some trump comic covers:



Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Aug 9, 2017

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



So, those tweets definitely mean he's got the football on his desk and he's playing with the buttons, right?

I get the feeling that those tweets just set of nuclear programs in a few dozen smaller countries. So I guess Trump can check "nuclear proliferation" off his list of things needed to make it be the 1950's again.

Sedge and Bee posted:

What the hell does "ordering to renovate" nuclear weapons mean? Who or what did he say that to that makes him think it had an effect? It's like he thinks he's Washington in a game of civ.

I think this is where we post the article about how the Trump administration has destroyed the department of energy. I mean, they've destroyed other departments, but this article was specifically about what they've done to the DoE.

Coco Rodreguiz posted:

If Trump starts a nuclear war will Putin be happy or shocked at what he helped create?

I think Putin will be happy with any opportunity to reduce the US and build himself up.

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