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bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Captain Yossarian posted:

I never thought I'd agree with the meme "miss me yet?" pictures of Bush but I actually do, now lol

lol remember when a president talking in a goofy drawl(which was at least partly faked?) and having shoes thrown at him was considered dumb and undignified? Times sure have changed.

Donny would take that shoe square in the face and promptly poo poo himself.

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



GWB looks like President Bartlett, the fictional liberal Mary Sue of poise and dignity portrayed by Martin Sheen, next to Trumples.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I shitposted about the sweet release from student loan debt and wage work that would come with being obliterated by a Dongfeng ICBM last night and my most "well actually" friend said there was no way it could even hit Guam.

He must have thought I meant Taipodong missile, the Nork one rather than the Chinese one I actually referenced.

I was like, "Dude, get your dongs straight."

im thinkin about thos dongs

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

GWB looks like President Bartlett, the fictional liberal Mary Sue of poise and dignity portrayed by Martin Sheen, next to Trumples.

Martin could never pull off that pretzel gag like G Dubs.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

I don't know if I like this DragonForce president timeline



sout posted:

"On a cold winter morning..."
Okay folks looks like we've got a couple months maybe to get our bug-out bags/food stockpiles ready.

I enjoyed these bigly

bloom posted:

Is there a bird that's super aggressive but way too dumb to act on that aggression? That's Donny.

I wanna say turkey, which would be apt as gently caress just in looks.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

bloom posted:


Donny would take that shoe square in the face and promptly poo poo himself.

That's a lol

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I can't wait for North Korea to try and recreate Olympus Has Fallen but before the badass Secret Service agent can save the day and rescue the brave, dignified president, Donny Two Scoops wets himself and immediately surrenders the nuclear codes to a vaguely-Asian cleaning lady.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Jukebox Hero posted:

Can we please stop and admit how loving insane and not lol it is that this stupid piss bitch is gonna start a nuclear war and kill us all

Can this please be the thing that gets him in trouble and matters, starting loving nuke stuff over Twitter?

Friend, starting a nuclear war over Twitter is possibly the bigliest LOL of them all. But it would also suck, to be sure. Who knew the road to a nuclear hellscape would be so hilarious?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Cheeto in chief Twitter treasure troll durmal jehova turnip

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Cthulu Carl posted:

I can't wait for North Korea to try and recreate Olympus Has Fallen but before the badass Secret Service agent can save the day and rescue the brave, dignified president,
Donny Two Scoops wets himself and immediately surrenders the nuclear codes to a vaguely-Asian cleaning lady.

That would be unrealistic.
I don't think anyone cleans there anymore, let alone a non-white person.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Bacon Taco posted:

Friend, starting a nuclear war over Twitter is possibly the bigliest LOL of them all. But it would also suck, to be sure. Who knew the road to a nuclear hellscape would be so hilarious?

Brian Fargo and Interplay software.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Bacon Taco posted:

Friend, starting a nuclear war over Twitter is possibly the bigliest LOL of them all. But it would also suck, to be sure. Who knew the road to a nuclear hellscape would be so hilarious?

Stanley Kubrick?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Cthulu Carl posted:

I can't wait for North Korea to try and recreate Olympus Has Fallen but before the badass Secret Service agent can save the day and rescue the brave, dignified president, Donny Two Scoops wets himself and immediately surrenders the nuclear codes to a vaguely-Asian cleaning lady.

Trump's supporters think he's a strong man lol

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Jose posted:

Trump's supporters think he's a strong man lol

I'm coming up short trying to think of a queenier and more effete 20th-21st century president than our gossip-loving new york city trust fund socialite. They were all either military men or had some affectation like "clearing brush" on a Texas ranch or military service or some kind of semblance of gravitas and stoicism.

FDR was a dress-wearing cripple and still six times the man as Daniel Tiger Trump.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Jukebox Hero posted:

Donald Trump is literal scum and I hope he dies in front of a national news agency and that it's incredibly humiliating and soon

hosed up but hell, I agree

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Avirosb posted:

I don't think anyone cleans there anymore, let alone a non-white person.

Then who's picking up all the trash Stephen Miller is throwing on the floor? Not Stephen Miller!

Faith For Two
Aug 27, 2015

Random Stranger posted:


I think this is where we post the article about how the Trump administration has destroyed the department of energy. I mean, they've destroyed other departments, but this article was specifically about what they've done to the DoE.


do you mean this article (that has been posted in this thread by me before)?

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/department-of-energy-risks-michael-lewis

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Faith For Two posted:

do you mean this article (that has been posted in this thread by me before)?

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/department-of-energy-risks-michael-lewis

congrats you win the i posted something before award and we're all clapping for you irl

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

bloom posted:

lol remember when a president talking in a goofy drawl(which was at least partly faked?) and having shoes thrown at him was considered dumb and undignified? Times sure have changed.

Donny would take that shoe square in the face and promptly poo poo himself.

Lol I remember... Can you imagine trump retiring to be a weird and chill old white dude and painting like Bush and hanging out with Bill Clinton?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I'm coming up short trying to think of a queenier and more effete 20th-21st century president than our gossip-loving new york city trust fund socialite. They were all either military men or had some affectation like "clearing brush" on a Texas ranch or military service or some kind of semblance of gravitas and stoicism.

FDR was a dress-wearing cripple and still six times the man as Daniel Tiger Trump.

please do not denigrate pbs shows that are good and positive for small children like this

trumps a bad seed kid, no good, no good. Bad!!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Robo Reagan posted:

congrats you win the i posted something before award and we're all clapping for you irl

Eh, it's an important article that might have been overlooked by some people. Let him have it.


Hey, in non-"we're all going to die a few million people in Asia are going to die, especially those living around US military bases" news,
https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...68ed_story.html . Looking forward to republicans saying that the FBI raiding your campaign manager's house is perfectly normal and her e-mails.

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Aug 9, 2017

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010


Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

GWB looks like President Bartlett, the fictional liberal Mary Sue of poise and dignity portrayed by Martin Sheen, next to Trumples.

I really can't believe I watched that whole series.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Oldstench posted:

I really can't believe I watched that whole series.

Chapo had a really good podcast dissecting that show's idiotic worldview and comparing it to the failures of the Democratic party.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Faith For Two posted:

do you mean this article (that has been posted in this thread by me before)?

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/department-of-energy-risks-michael-lewis

Lol the us will try to nuke nk and nothing will happen

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/895283559128236033

Finally a lol.

That nuke poo poo was one of the first non-lols to come from trump being a babbling tard. Don't like it, fbi raids on trump folk? That's what I'm talkin bout.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Hope they brought along a cleric.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Sedge and Bee posted:

Chapo had a really good podcast dissecting that show's idiotic worldview and comparing it to the failures of the Democratic party.

Hottest take from that was basically that Sorkin is to.our expectations of politics and governance what porno is to our expectations of sex.

Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way

whodatwhere posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/895283559128236033

Finally a lol.

That nuke poo poo was one of the first non-lols to come from trump being a babbling tard. Don't like it, fbi raids on trump folk? That's what I'm talkin bout.

I have this on my bookmarks ready to go so when I see something like that I can play it and lol. https://www.myinstants.com/instant/the-price-is-right-losing-horn/

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way





hahaha this is the predisent of the united states. kids are going to learn about twitter in school

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Megaraptor posted:

hahaha this is the predisent of the united states. kids are going to learn about twitter in school

lol, you think there are going to be schools in the future.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Why would we use nuclear weapons when our military has been so successful fighting fanatics in the mountains in Afghanistan?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



NotWearingPants posted:

Why would we use nuclear weapons when our military has been so successful fighting fanatics in the mountains in Afghanistan?

To say nothing of reconstructing post-Baath Iraq into a stable secular democracy.



Here let's have some FLOTUS sleaze Melania hired a Slovanian lawyer to go after people talking about her misspent youth as a sex worker:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/melania-trumps-lawyer-back-home-says-you-better-not-say-she-was-an-escort

But heaven forbid a black flotus tell you you should eat a vegetable once and a while, this is dignity restored to the white house.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

I'm glad it's Trump leading the world into nuclear hellfire. If it were respectable leaders I'd feel cheated. At least this glove fits the (tiny) hand

Heffer
May 1, 2003

whodatwhere posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/895283559128236033

Finally a lol.

That nuke poo poo was one of the first non-lols to come from trump being a babbling tard. Don't like it, fbi raids on trump folk? That's what I'm talkin bout.

Roll, Manafort. Roll.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Heffer posted:

Roll, Manafort. Roll.

He wants a pardon.

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


It's actually not a 100% match because it says "unwillingly"

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Onkel Hedwig posted:

It's actually not a 100% match because it says "unwillingly"

No, "unknowingly" which describes 90% of donatello raphael trump's actions.

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