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Haier posted:All this talk about NK bombing Guam, and people regurgitating the "China doesn't want a million refugees across their borders." Millions of hungry, desperate people with paramilitary training and whatever weapons they grabbed from the stockpiles nobody's going to bother guarding if the government collapses? Yeah, might be a problem for China.
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Pirate Radar posted:Millions of hungry, desperate people with paramilitary training and whatever weapons they grabbed from the stockpiles nobody's going to bother guarding if the government collapses? Yeah, might be a problem for China. Roving bands of desperate North Koreans in open combat with the PLA? Please stop I can only get so hard. Would be most crazy because it could very well show up the PLA as a paper tiger after all, if they just got wrecked by mobs.
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The PLA does mobs very well, there's literally no other job better suited for the PLA than ghoulish massacre of agitated civilians.
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Ups_rail posted:Are those real? Everything else in this thread is.
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Yeah i've never actually seen one but they are confirm real. They also sometimes involve cigarettes and goldfish, according to first-hand witnesses.
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Strippers shooting pingpong balls from their buttholes?
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Yeah,. But can they do the banana trick?
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The nanny seems to be working out and I'm officially out of the language school game.
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how are the north koreans getting across the yalu / tumen rivers
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Jeoh posted:how are the north koreans getting across the yalu / tumen rivers Like ants I assume.
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LimburgLimbo posted:Roving bands of desperate North Koreans in open combat with the PLA? Please stop I can only get so hard. Slim Jim Pickens posted:The PLA does mobs very well, there's literally no other job better suited for the PLA than ghoulish massacre of agitated civilians. don't stop!
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Jeoh posted:how are the north koreans getting across the yalu / tumen rivers The way people do it now is either swimming or wading across (usually the Tumen, it's shallower) or just waiting for winter and walking. Even the Yalu has stretches where it's a meter deep, though it's pretty fast.
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Hedenius posted:I think blurry cellphone footage of at 1420 kilometer long line of PLA soldiers gunning down millions of North Korean peasants would even give the CCP a bit of a headache. I just mean that sending a human wave of guys to block the border seems about right for China. It probably wouldn't take all those guys too long to construct some simple cyclone barbwire fences in key areas. Everybody acts like China never once thought about this situation ever. A bunch of Koreans flooding into China are still a bunch of Koreans in China, and many of them would get deported eventually, again being fixed if they just threw a massive amount of people at the problem until it went away. China is incompetent, but when we're talking bodies versus bodies, they have an advantage in that.
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While China machinegunning civilians at the border is rather unlikely (Given that that's what every other state actor probably expects them to do, and will survey accordingly), it'd be interesting to hear how they'd spin it if they did. "That border country that you take crappy vacations in and probably lost a family member to when we tried to
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Yeah if NK falls, I expect China to move south, not stand still, with its forces
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Pirate Radar posted:The way people do it now is either swimming or wading across (usually the Tumen, it's shallower) or just waiting for winter and walking. Even the Yalu has stretches where it's a meter deep, though it's pretty fast. how will they do it under machine gun fire (boiled water just nutted)
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https://mspoweruser.com/microsoft-remove-certain-chinese-certificates-windows-10-due-unacceptable-security-practices/quote:Microsoft today announced that they will remove WoSign and StartCom certificates in Windows 10. WoSign and StartCom are Chinese Certificate Authorities (CAs) issuing digital certificates. According to Microsoft, these CAs have failed to maintain the standards set by Microsoft. They have been following unacceptable security practices include back-dating SHA-1 certificates, mis-issuances of certificates, accidental certificate revocation, duplicate certificate serial numbers, and multiple CAB Forum Baseline Requirements (BR) violations.
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Haier posted:https://mspoweruser.com/microsoft-remove-certain-chinese-certificates-windows-10-due-unacceptable-security-practices/ Beat you to it: Steakandchips posted:https://m.slashdot.org/story/329747
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"I went to Scotland for a year during university swap thing, had three chinese students in my dormitory unit. They didn't shat in corridors, thankfully, but were very nonchalant about leaving kitchen dirty, never throwing out common garbage (that fell to me and Italian/German students), and worst of all, loved cooking on lots of oil in open wok. That not only screwed with ventilation, but left oily residue everywhere, especially on oven, which had to be replaced, twice. Oh, and left food on flame a few times and hosed off somewhere, cue black smoke filling kitchen and even fire alarm triggering once (responding team was not amused). One year later, when I left, their behaviour didn't changed one bit and I don't even know if the dormitory clerk even told them anything or gave up and tried to wait them out... "
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My favorite part of Chinese abroad stories are the hand wringing, enormous pussies that comprise their European or American counterparts. Why wouldn't you be an enormous oval office to them every waking moment you saw them? I would deride them to their faces for burning poo poo down practically. Like, no qualms about literally bullying them for being disgusting. It's a communal living area, respect that poo poo.
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LentThem posted:"I went to Scotland for a year during university swap thing, had three chinese students in my dormitory unit. They didn't shat in corridors, thankfully, but were very nonchalant about leaving kitchen dirty, never throwing out common garbage (that fell to me and Italian/German students), and worst of all, loved cooking on lots of oil in open wok. That not only screwed with ventilation, but left oily residue everywhere, especially on oven, which had to be replaced, twice. Oh, and left food on flame a few times and hosed off somewhere, cue black smoke filling kitchen and even fire alarm triggering once (responding team was not amused). One year later, when I left, their behaviour didn't changed one bit and I don't even know if the dormitory clerk even told them anything or gave up and tried to wait them out... " The solution after wrecking the first stove is to not put in a second one. Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:Yeah, dunno, we just left dirty dishes in people's beds if they didn't clean them, if they did it a second time they were left upside down in their beds. Kinda curious how face culture would respond to this now.
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Mistle posted:Kinda curious how face culture would respond to this now. Lay on top of the dishes. Hard beds are good for healthy!
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Chinese kids not going to last too long in Myanmar:quote:A man in Taninthayi Division’s Kyunsu Township has been arrested after he killed his three-year-old stepchild for defecating on the floor instead of using the toilet.
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LentThem posted:"I went to Scotland for a year during university swap thing, had three chinese students in my dormitory unit. They didn't shat in corridors, thankfully, but were very nonchalant about leaving kitchen dirty, never throwing out common garbage (that fell to me and Italian/German students), and worst of all, loved cooking on lots of oil in open wok. That not only screwed with ventilation, but left oily residue everywhere, especially on oven, which had to be replaced, twice. Oh, and left food on flame a few times and hosed off somewhere, cue black smoke filling kitchen and even fire alarm triggering once (responding team was not amused). One year later, when I left, their behaviour didn't changed one bit and I don't even know if the dormitory clerk even told them anything or gave up and tried to wait them out... " uhm excuse me, did you forget all cultures are equal? r u a racist or what? china has 5,000 years of history and culture, please show some respect..........
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That stirs up some memories. When I was going to college I lived with a friend and we had one extra flatmate who changed each year. One year we got the filthiest guy of all time. This dude would leave rotten meat juice solidifying on his dinner plates for weeks, microwave covers were developing fibrous masses on them, protein shakes would dry in their containers and turn pink from mold. He'd put raw meat on the top shelf of the fridge and let it drip down on everything else. And of course he'd just keep using clean items until everything was filthy, never cleaning a thing. Talking to him nicely didn't work, and shouting at him until he turned red didn't work, so our final solution was to remove all the plates and cutlery from the kitchen except for one of each item just for him. The rest we kept in our rooms. This lead to some funny scenarios. First up, he still didn't clean his single solitary plate and fork so he wound up getting sick from eating undercooked pork off a plate covered in dried up rotten pig blood. He kept eating off that crusty loving thing for six months. It was so bad I actually took a picture of it. He'd bring friends over sometimes and if we were away, there'd only be one glass on hand and it was filthy with rotten milk. So they'd all drink out of saucepans from the cupboard. One time I noticed his protein shake bottle had pink mold growing in it so I washed it out and put bleach in it to sterilise it. I left the top off so it would be obvious and he'd wash it out. He didn't wash it out. He actually wound up drinking the bleach in his next shake. We didn't see this happen, but we were able to piece it together from the vomit trail left from the sink, over to the table, on the carpet, on the windowsill and finally out the window where we could see a large white pool two floors down. Nice.
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Jeoh posted:Lay on top of the dishes. Hard beds are good for healthy! My MIL puts wood plnks ontop of the matress as otherwise the bed would be too soft and thus unhealthy. Why she owns a matress eludes me.
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I cannot fathom these people who are incapable of washing a plate and would rather eat off crusted blood and mold.
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Like I get doing the dishes is a boring rear end chore but what the gently caress.
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Grand Fromage posted:I cannot fathom these people who are incapable of washing a plate and would rather eat off crusted blood and mold. I swear this level of filthiness has to be depression/mental illness.
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Baronjutter posted:I swear this level of filthiness has to be depression/mental illness. Please don't mock Chinese culture
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Baronjutter posted:I swear this level of filthiness has to be depression/mental illness. It's the only thing that makes sense.
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Grand Fromage posted:I cannot fathom these people who are incapable of washing a plate and would rather eat off crusted blood and mold. that's where the flavor is
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I bet you people scrub the hotplate before you bbq. Uhg.
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Glenn Quebec posted:Please don't mock Chinese culture It's pretty sad for a culture thats absolutely terrified and disgusted by the concept of mental illness they seem really over-represented. Probably because cultural factors shun getting treatment or even admitting it exists because that would shame your whole family. God I remember way back in high school this poor HK girl who was clearly struggling with something serious and eventually getting some basic counseling from the school and a recommendation to get her checked out bipolar or plain old depression. Her parents got wind of this and flipped the gently caress out, how dare you say there's mental illness in our family. The councilor was also the guy in charge of the special learning disability resource room so the parents also flipped out, how dare you, she has good grades now you're sending her to the room with retards. They got so upset they pulled her out and brought her home saying the school was trying to ruin her life by branding her as a retard and insulting her whole family line. Also from what she told me her dad was OCD and had all these little rituals he had to do every day repeatedly and if anything got in the way he'd blow up, and her mom had serious depression and self medicating with booze and pills 
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Haier posted:All this talk about NK bombing Guam, and people regurgitating the "China doesn't want a million refugees across their borders." gently caress if nk gets nuked china will probably just roll in and take it over to maintain their precious buffer between themselves and the courty who shall not be named's troops stationed in sk
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Baronjutter posted:I swear this level of filthiness has to be depression/mental illness. My Korean friend of 12 years recently sent me a chat message asking what I was up to. I said hanging my wet laundry up. She said I was a housemaid, and I should come to Korea because girls would love a guy that knows how to cook and clean for himself. I passed.
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