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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




sweeperbravo posted:

#cookingforbaughhh

#cookingforbwahh

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BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Ooohhh yeah. I grew up with this classic.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/horst/sets/72157626552612663/
Still gets used.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

WebDog posted:

Ooohhh yeah. I grew up with this classic.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/horst/sets/72157626552612663/
Still gets used.

This egg is weirdly concerning. The yolk-to-white ratio is freaking me out.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PubicMice posted:

This egg is weirdly concerning. The yolk-to-white ratio is freaking me out.


Everything about that plating looks vaguely unpleasant.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

make them colors POP

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
The whole pickles poking out over the edge of the plate makes me want to scream

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The Bloop posted:

Everything about that plating looks vaguely unpleasant.

Well, at least the food is very... clean?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The whole pickles poking out over the edge of the plate makes me want to scream

The smaller pickle appears to be floating ever so slightly above the plate.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

When did visible browning and char on food come back into fashion? It feels like there were decades of shiny, steamed-looking vegetables and meats.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Brawnfire posted:

When did visible browning and char on food come back into fashion? It feels like there were decades of shiny, steamed-looking vegetables and meats.

Precisely the moment that molecular gastronomy nerds discovered the name for the Maillard reaction.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

PubicMice posted:

This egg is weirdly concerning. The yolk-to-white ratio is freaking me out.


Dr. Oetker, as in frozen pizza Dr. Oetker?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Precisely the moment that molecular gastronomy nerds discovered the name for the Maillard reaction.

You spelled "people learned how to properly cook food" wrong.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

bloom posted:

The smaller pickle appears to be floating ever so slightly above the plate.

lmao

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

axolotl farmer posted:

Dr. Oetker, as in frozen pizza Dr. Oetker?

I wish I could get a pizza-focused doctorate.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Brawnfire posted:

When did visible browning and char on food come back into fashion? It feels like there were decades of shiny, steamed-looking vegetables and meats.

I don't think it ever really died down, it's just those dishes, along side gelatin dish and processed food recipe card dishes, dominates the American psyche.

There were other popular home cooking styles/cuisines/movements/whatever in those decades:
-1960s: French cuisine due to Julia Childs
-1970s: Slow cooker recipes due to the rise of the Crockpot
-1980+: People who would have done the easy steamed thing probably moved towards microwave dinners and takeout.

At this point, social media just makes good cooking look more prevalent. Home cooking in the USA has been on the decline for years now. Something like 75% of households cooked in those years, its down to 60% or less now.

.Z. has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Aug 9, 2017

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

bloom posted:

The smaller pickle appears to be floating ever so slightly above the plate.

Is it trying to escape or preparing to attack? Is someone guarding this thing?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Aesop Poprock posted:

Is it trying to escape or preparing to attack? Is someone guarding this thing?

http://gph.is/2uhFaiL

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

.Z. posted:

gelatin dish and processed food recipe card dishes
You rang?



My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:

Dr. Oetker, as in frozen pizza Dr. Oetker?
Ayup. And they're still publishing that book as well. In updated editions, obviously.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

This is not a salad.

funktopus
Jan 11, 2009

uPen posted:

This is not a salad.

It's clearly a salad, there are multiple green things on it. Edible ones, even.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

quote:

2 2/3 cups cottage cheese
8 ounces blue cheese
1/2 cup buttermilk
2 tablespoons chives
2 teaspoons grated lemon peel
1 teaspoon barbecue spice
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
2 cups raw broccoli florets
Green pepper strips, to garnish

Let cheese stand at room temperature for 30 minutes. Place in blender container with buttermilk, chives, lemon peel, barbecue spice, and Worcestershire; process at medium speed until mixture is smooth. Transfer to freezer tray. Freeze at least 3 hours. Remove from freezer 15 minutes before serving. Unmold on serving platter. Surround with broccoli florets. Garnish with green pepper strips. Divide evenly. Makes 8 luncheon servings.
Two entire cups of broccoli. Officially a salad.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Served non-frozen it would be, I'd think, a reasonable dip. But no we must freeze the cheese into an inedible question mark of low-carb dieting

Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004

I'd totally eat this!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Schubalts posted:

Since state fairs came into being.

State fairs started in the 18th century, though. Were they doing "deep fried pig's ear pie with vinegar molasses sauce" back then?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

AlbieQuirky posted:

State fairs started in the 18th century, though. Were they doing "deep fried pig's ear pie with vinegar molasses sauce" back then?

Where's the stick? I am NOT loving BUYING THAT if it is NOT ON A STICK!

Stupid rip off fair...

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

The Bloop posted:

Everything about that plating looks vaguely unpleasant.
All the plating has this stodgy utilitarian feel. I don't think I've ever seen fancy German food. It's all on the model of meat n veg. However all of it is very tasty and hearty.

Spätzle is a pain to make tho.

The real effort comes out in the desserts.
Little wonder why most of my relatives from there barely get past 75.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

WebDog posted:

All the plating has this stodgy utilitarian feel. I don't think I've ever seen fancy German food. It's all on the model of meat n veg. However all of it is very tasty and hearty.

Spätzle is a pain to make tho.

The real effort comes out in the desserts.
Little wonder why most of my relatives from there barely get past 75.

They just need to make sure that they add sugar to their desserts. When I was in Germany, I was once served a piece of apple strudel topped with hot cream. The cream was just that, no added sugar.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

WebDog posted:

All the plating has this stodgy utilitarian feel. I don't think I've ever seen fancy German food.

From Bauhaus in Vancouver (which is actually owned by Uwe Bol, go figure).

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

From Bauhaus in Vancouver (which is actually owned by Uwe Bol, go figure).


I'm still incredibly fascinated by the fact that Use Boll runs a world class German restaurant in Vancouver. It's like finding out that Roger Coleman runs the best steakhouse in Bogota.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Hedenius posted:

I'm still incredibly fascinated by the fact that Use Boll runs a world class German restaurant in Vancouver. It's like finding out that Roger Coleman runs the best steakhouse in Bogota.

Given how thoroughly and effectively he tenderized lowtax's brain I'm not surprised he's good in the kitchen

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

quote:

So, I thought I would try and make breakfast overnight in my slow cooker

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Did they think slow cooker meant oven?

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Schubalts posted:

Since state fairs came into being.

:wrong:

yes i'm sure you have an exhaustive catalog from the earliest years of american state fairs

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
FREEZE THE CHEESE SMASH MOUTH

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Picnic Princess posted:

Did they think slow cooker meant oven?
Judging by the lack of liquid? Yes.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
the "after" picture is what earth will look like in 50 years

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Whooping Crabs posted:

They just need to make sure that they add sugar to their desserts. When I was in Germany, I was once served a piece of apple strudel topped with hot cream. The cream was just that, no added sugar.

Why would you add sugar to cream on an apple Strudel? Were you expecting to lick some syrupy American cake icing off a drat Pop-Tart?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Seriously. My favourite dessert is apple rhubarb crisp with heavy cream. It would be gross with more sugar.

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BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

From Bauhaus in Vancouver (which is actually owned by Uwe Bol, go figure).


I'm sure whatever wurst that is had flashbacks within a flashback while being prepared.

And it's existence is due to tax loopholes allowing the owner to declare the production a write off.

Then again German food outside of Germany is oddly hard to get right unless it's cooked by a tiny Oma in a kitchen unchanged from before the world wars.

Even the German club manages to royalty gently caress up its food. Except the cakes.

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