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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I just pulled it out of my rear end tbh, tho most people I knew started banging girlfriends around 15

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Kullik
Jan 5, 2017

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

how many actual incels are there actually, though

I'd be willing to buy that there's tens of thousands or millions of idiots spouting redpill poo poo these days but 100% of the actual incels are posting on their lovely little reddit sub and half of those are sockpuppets too

Thats an interesting thought, i often wonder just how many people classify themselves as a thing.
I also wonder what the crossover between R/Incels and /R9K/ is, given that the latter is basically the same but with a few extra NEETs being delusional and RPing about anime, and people from /b/ leaking over to troll them. I actually discovered the term incel from /R9K/.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Zzulu posted:

I just pulled it out of my rear end tbh, tho most people I knew started banging girlfriends around 15

It's weird considering what I've gotten up to since then, but I kinda wish that I'd waited just a little bit longer to have sex for the first time because I fell super-hard in love with my first college girlfriend and it would've been nice if she'd been my first. C'est la vie.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


BrigadierSensible posted:

What is the incel name for the ugly girl whom Chad won't gently caress?
This according to incels doesn't exist. Any woman wanting to get laid should spread her legs and wait for Chad and that's it.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Also what is the incel name for the girl who ends up loving/settling with a normie?
Roastie. They have been pounded by Chads hundreds of times but can't keep him because he ultimately chooses Stacies over them so they settle for normies (cucks).

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Zzulu posted:

of course porn warps their mind

Why wouldn't it

Because you can only jerk it to what makes your dick hard. My theory is that incels get off to that stuff by seeing it as an ironic punishment, the hated Stacy being hurt by the bestial Chads she chose over them. If they didn't hate Stacy in the first place, they'd turn it off and go back to searching for big tits or redheads or whatever else gets them off.

It definitely keeps them warped because it gives them fantasies to overlay onto women who do them wrong, but they weren't normal when they arrived.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

I want to clear things up first: I know the Middle Ages weren't the happy and magical times that are portrayed in movies. Crime was rampant, death and disease could strike at any time because of the poor hygiene condition. At best you had a cough, at worst you had tumors, STD's or shat bloody diarrhea uncontrollably.

Due to the Christian religion and the absence of feminism, females were kept under control by men. Their vile nature was euthanized and they were taught how to serve their men by the Christian authority. Monogamy was mandatory for normies ,females and even Chads of the common classes. Sure, some kings or nobles might of had harem or a few mistresses but their number are insignificant so it doesn't matter.

If I could choose what I'd be, I'd probably be a soldier. I could serve a cause and defend the glory of my kingdom. "Police brutality" wasn't a concept back then so I'd be able to give criminals and trouble makers what they deserve. In addition to that, if you were sent to raid an enemy village you could kill all of the men and force the females to have sex with you and your comrades as a prize for your bravery and dedication to your Kingdom.

Would you do it? Would you exchange healthcare and human rights for a life of adventure and intense, unneutered emotions and feelings?

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

quote:

This was one of my hardest week guys. As a longtime lurker, who is just too shy to write on Reddit, this was hell. No blackpill when I needed it the most.

I work in a fast food place at a drive-in so I see everyone between obese incels and hungry chads with their Stacy diet mode gfs.

I just had a car full of Stacys who ordered a pile of salads with their high society extra wishes. As they were made ready, Stacys drive around the corner to pay at my register. In the moment they saw me, they started to screech: "I'm not going to eat something this guy handed me" and drove away. My manager comes around to check what's going on and asking me what happened.

Apparently it was my fault. It wouldn't be my looks it was just my appearance. So I gotta pay 25$ for some suicide fuel. Fill up please!
Gosh it's just so believable.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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lazorexplosion posted:

I want to clear things up first: I know the Middle Ages weren't the happy and magical times that are portrayed in movies. Crime was rampant, death and disease could strike at any time because of the poor hygiene condition. At best you had a cough, at worst you had tumors, STD's or shat bloody diarrhea uncontrollably.

Due to the Christian religion and the absence of feminism, females were kept under control by men. Their vile nature was euthanized and they were taught how to serve their men by the Christian authority. Monogamy was mandatory for normies ,females and even Chads of the common classes. Sure, some kings or nobles might of had harem or a few mistresses but their number are insignificant so it doesn't matter.

If I could choose what I'd be, I'd probably be a soldier. I could serve a cause and defend the glory of my kingdom. "Police brutality" wasn't a concept back then so I'd be able to give criminals and trouble makers what they deserve. In addition to that, if you were sent to raid an enemy village you could kill all of the men and force the females to have sex with you and your comrades as a prize for your bravery and dedication to your Kingdom.

Would you do it? Would you exchange healthcare and human rights for a life of adventure and intense, unneutered emotions and feelings?

These guys are insanely dumb

This guy would try to become a soldier and end up the camps cumpdump bitch

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Aug 9, 2017

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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high society extra wishes at this dumpy drive through that i work at

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I like that he somewhat understands the likelihood of literally making GBS threads himself to death but thinks that a soldier is some combination policeman/templar/knight rather than just being some lovely peasant pulled into the castle to live in bunks with other men and taught how to stand in formation with a big stick.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Today I saw a woman crying her eyes out and almost couldn't control my laughter

I was buying groceries today and after I was done I proceeded to the cashier to check out. A couple people were in front of me and the middle aged cashier oval office was taking really long to do her job. After a couple more minutes a young roastie and a cuck comes up to her and start talking to her. I was pissed of course but suddenly she starts crying and making a scene, I couldn't hear what they were saying because I had my headphones on. I took them off and after another cashier took her place the roastie in front of me asked what happened and she said the niece of the other cashier had died. I had a smirk on my face the whole time.

This wasn't anything special but it made my afternoon so I wanted to share with you guys.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Caring About Female Sexual Pleasure Is Still Being A Beta

A true man looks out for HIS sexual pleasure not that of whatever hole he sticks his dick in. Worrying about the sexual pleasure of females is beta behavior. Don't forget that.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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The way these people talk makes me want to get violent on them

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Incels and their big book of rules on what's important in the thing that they by their own admittance have no chance knowing anything about.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Someone else said it before, but it bears repeating.

Incels are like 16th century zoologists, who can "describe" minute details of the social lives of animals they've only caught a glimpse of.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



wtf is that in the last panel

also, is r9k still a thing? jeeeeesus lmao

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

what does the bunny-head-with-an-x-for-face mean?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Why are you asking me? I don't know

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

HAT FETISH posted:

wtf is that in the last panel

also, is r9k still a thing? jeeeeesus lmao

Shanghaied posted:

what does the bunny-head-with-an-x-for-face mean?

Kullik
Jan 5, 2017

I'm at work and that board is full of porn so i cant go there, but someone should post some r9k incel/misogynistic bullshit here, it's at least as crazy as the subreddit.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Cantaloupe posted:

Where do I find prostitutes?

Turn off your monitor.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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well I went to that site that you linked and the first thing I saw was this



Afaik, that was a famous incel guy right? Seems like he finally found his manic pixie dreamgirl :unsmith:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Zzulu posted:

People are losing their virginity around 13 or so nowadays. It's way more common at younger ages

That's not true.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Zzulu posted:

well I went to that site that you linked and the first thing I saw was this



Afaik, that was a famous incel guy right? Seems like he finally found his manic pixie dreamgirl :unsmith:
congrats eggman :swoon:

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



i can only assume he got like some serious therapy because that's the only time i've seen a photo of that dude with a not soul wrenchingly despondent facial expression

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Zzulu posted:

The way these people talk makes me want to get violent on them

But they're so noble and honorable. Don't you know these are "nice guys" we're dealing with here?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Truly it is a bitter sweet time in a young man's life when he stops jerking off to Harry Potter characters

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Truly it is a bitter sweet time in a young man's life when he stops jerking off to Harry Potter characters

"Ah, the halcyon days."

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


What is even going on here?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

chumbler posted:

What is even going on here?

A bunch of stuff made for and by internet 12 year olds.

Kullik
Jan 5, 2017

chumbler posted:

What is even going on here?

The japanese guy who owns 2chan bought 4chan off moot then reenabled the robot on r9k which mutes people for unoriginal posts to try and wipe out memes, then added a wordfilter on popular phrases like "kek" and "fam" to random japanese weeb poo poo to make people stop doing it.
people revolted by adding "original" to the end of their posts if they get filtered, or by changing a few pixels in a jpeg of a meme.


this is a representation of that happening in lovely comic form.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Kullik posted:

The japanese guy who owns 2chan bought 4chan off moot then reenabled the robot on r9k which mutes people for unoriginal posts to try and wipe out memes, then added a wordfilter on popular phrases like "kek" and "fam" to random japanese weeb poo poo to make people stop doing it.
people revolted by adding "original" to the end of their posts if they get filtered, or by changing a few pixels in a jpeg of a meme


Like I said.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

:same:

Goddam, I feel old.

Also lol@ having opinions regarding the fuckability of children's books characters. The cat in the hat, y/n?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Zzulu posted:

well I went to that site that you linked and the first thing I saw was this



Afaik, that was a famous incel guy right? Seems like he finally found his manic pixie dreamgirl :unsmith:

Look at his eyes. Weed cures incels.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

spacetoaster posted:

That's not true.

I just wish people could make up their minds whether pornography is turning people into sexless hermits or hypersexual fuckbeasts.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


:nws:http://i.imgur.com/ifM6aP9.jpg:nws:

I'm the Mario afterparty. Also I'm the cosplayer fantasizing that he's a doctor repulsed by human fluids.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Guy Mann posted:

I just wish people could make up their minds whether pornography is turning people into sexless hermits or hypersexual fuckbeasts.

Both, it turns us into miserably unsatisfied sexless fuckbeasts.

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Best Giraffe posted:

Look at his eyes. Weed cures incels.

It might, one dude I knew wouldn't stop talking about his lovely love life and lovely opinions on women

Year later he started smoking pot, got a gf, and seems a lot happier now

Maybe all these guys need are some dank nugs

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