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Bombadilillo posted:How does Hank feel about trans bathrooms? Hank's a Republican, so his idea of a transgender person would be a hairy, muscular dude in a dress, carrying a purse.  He wouldn't worry about it too much since he'd never use a public bathroom anyway, preferring to hold it in until he gets home.
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King Possum III posted:Hank's a Republican, so his idea of a transgender person would be a hairy, muscular dude in a dress, carrying a purse. He's not "holding it in" he has a NARROW URETHRA!!!
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King Possum III posted:Hank's a Republican, so his idea of a transgender person would be a hairy, muscular dude in a dress, carrying a purse. He wouldn't understand it at all really. There's already an episode sort of about this where a crossdresser mistakes Peggy for a crossdressing man and becomes her best friend for a while
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King Possum III posted:Hank's a Republican, so his idea of a transgender person would be a hairy, muscular dude in a dress, carrying a purse. "Why do you keep calling me BILL?" If they do a King of the Hill follow-up (I guess it wouldn't be a reboot), Luanne would have to have moved to Europe or something, I doubt they'd actually have such a heavy cloud like the character's death hang around the plot and setting, despite no more Brittany Murphy. Also, Bobby better be a really awkward teenager, I tell ya what.
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Aug 9, 2017 14:49
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Imo a KotH resurrection would be a little too awkward and political, seeing as both parties have dedicated themselves to breaking down the comfortable lower-middle american life portrayed In this episode, Hank must find a way around the bank deciding it never actually sold him his house! Meanwhile, Bobby must cope with the fact that he has no money to take Connie anywhere
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Aug 9, 2017 15:31
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Peggy: "Now here's a good way to save money. 'Instead of throwing away old calendars, save them, and reuse them in 7 to 14 years.'" saw that when watching a stream of episodes and laughed so loving hard
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Bobby becomes a raging SJW while Joseph is an alt right Trump supporter. Both try to encourage Connie to join their side, but Connie is more interested in her lucrative Twitch business. Meanwhile, Hank has to fend off the ever growing hippies who hate propane in favor of solar powered grills.
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Aug 9, 2017 16:02
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Remember the transvestite episode? Peggy bonded with him over large shoes
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facebook jihad posted:Bobby becomes a raging SJW while Joseph is an alt right Trump supporter. Both try to encourage Connie to join their side, but Connie is more interested in her lucrative Twitch business. Joseph would be so quick to buy into the Men's Rights stuff. It's a perfect fit.
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Aug 9, 2017 16:51
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Reince Penis posted:Joseph would be so quick to buy into the Men's Rights stuff. It's a perfect fit. Dooleys just like "youre a cuck...."
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Aug 9, 2017 16:54
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Dooley would totally wear the hat.
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Aug 9, 2017 16:59
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Cosmik Slop posted:Dooley would totally wear the hat. "I'm making america great again."
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Aug 9, 2017 17:20
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Hank: "I usually use my work bench, but you'll do in a pinch. Now, hold this board." Bobby: "Ok. If you want me to hold it tight, say 'T'. If you want me to hold it REAL tight, say 'RT'. That'll be our system!" Hank: *long sigh* This is exactly the kind of poo poo I would have pulled with my dad. Totally innocent, thinking I was somehow making a system out of stuff that clearly didn't need that sort of thing.
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Aug 9, 2017 18:12
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Aug 9, 2017 18:24
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Hank: "I usually use my work bench, but you'll do in a pinch. Now, hold this board." Yes! They totally nailed the kid dialogue in a way that I don't think another show has. Bobby: what were you eatin' under there? Joseph: under where? Bobby: haha, you were eatin' underwear! Classic
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Aug 9, 2017 18:25
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Saved your life dad!
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Aug 9, 2017 18:26
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Uh-oh. Last time you were waiting for me I learned about goldfish heaven.
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Aug 9, 2017 18:39
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Neurolimal posted:Imo a KotH resurrection would be a little too awkward and political, seeing as both parties have dedicated themselves to breaking down the comfortable lower-middle american life portrayed Half the show lose their houses, Luanne never moves out and has a kid now, Hank makes most of his income selling propane to wealthy California tech kids moving to Texas to live in tiny houses "but that's just a trailer!" Hank worries constantly that it's just a fad and has a rivalry with someone who installs off grid solar panels. Bobby works security for a tech firm's Burning Man campsite but gets treated badly and joins in when angry burners trash the private camp. Peggy tries to bag groceries part time for extra income but is hurt that no one cares that she takes pride in her work. There is no cute scene where she works hard to earn enough money to help her family, just people ignoring her as she attempts to hold back tears. Then the only grocery store in town goes out of business and everyone has to shop at a liquor store with bars on the windows. The tiny houses keep tipping over (like Luanne's trailer) and hank starts letting the tech kids camp in his backyard because they're his only customers (maybe one of them is the one who gets Luanne pregnant but he won't marry her because she's "trash," meanwhile he camps in her dad's backyard because rent is too high in the Bay Area). Bill and Dale's houses burnt down after the bank seized them. The tech kids stand in the alley with the guys drinking beer "ironically," the guys are too earnest to understand they are being mocked. Opening theme is now by Ed Sheeran
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Aug 9, 2017 19:17
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Ok, guys, let's give it a push; and this time no faking it, Dale!
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Aug 9, 2017 19:18
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namlosh posted:Yes! It's good stuff. I think I said this the other day but it's funny how awkward Joseph is with the ladies. Makes me wonder how John Redcorn fared during those tough tween years.
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Aug 9, 2017 19:19
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naem posted:Half the show lose their houses, Luanne never moves out and has a kid now, Hank makes most of his income selling propane to wealthy California tech kids moving to Texas to live in tiny houses "but that's just a trailer!" Hank worries constantly that it's just a fad and has a rivalry with someone who installs off grid solar panels. This is really bad.
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Aug 9, 2017 19:22
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Bombadilillo posted:This is really bad. Like the times we live in
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Aug 9, 2017 19:35
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naem posted:Like the times we live in please note that Luann Platter is not Hank Hill's daughter and stop writing paragraphs about a show you have a pedestrian level of understanding.
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Aug 9, 2017 20:25
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Hank, all this dyins got me tah thinkin, i mights not live forever
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Aug 9, 2017 20:27
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naem posted:Like the times we live in Except they live in Texas which is doing quite well.
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Sponge Baathist posted:please note that Luann Platter is not Hank Hill's daughter and stop writing paragraphs about a show you have a pedestrian level of understanding. Plus, considering Luanne and Lucky's money comes from having won a lawsuit and not having any actual job they'll probably be just fine
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Sponge Baathist posted:please note that Luann Platter is not Hank Hill's daughter and stop writing paragraphs about a show you have a pedestrian level of understanding. New King of the hill would be as bad as new simpsons for many of the same reasons (much like my posting)
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Aug 9, 2017 21:39
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corn in the bible posted:Plus, considering Luanne and Lucky's money comes from having won a lawsuit and not having any actual job they'll probably be just fine Pee pee money is not an employment history!
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Aug 9, 2017 21:44
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Hank plays League of Legends https://youtu.be/M9irt9m74EM
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Aug 9, 2017 21:48
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There should be some sort of test you have to take before you start theory crafting for modern day King of the Hill episodes. Too many scrubs posing like they're real fans.
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corn in the bible posted:Plus, considering Luanne and Lucky's money comes from having won a lawsuit and not having any actual job they'll probably be just fine "uncle hank, who knew that slippin on the pee pee in austin would pay so much better than slippin on the pee pee in denton"
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Gaunab posted:There should be some sort of test you have to take before you start theory crafting for modern day King of the Hill episodes. Too many scrubs posing like they're real fans. 
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Aug 10, 2017 00:14
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naem posted:Luanne never moves out and has a kid now Yes, she probably still has the kid she had in the show.
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Aug 10, 2017 00:25
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facebook jihad posted:They better bring Cotton back if they bring the show back He killed fitty one men
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facebook jihad posted:They better bring Cotton back if they bring the show back "Dad, yo-yo-you died" "No I didnt. Had to fake my own death. Went after Castro one last time." "Dad he died already" "I know boy that's why I'm back. Dee Dee and GH are on the gravy train with biscuit wheels without me. I'm livin in your shed now. I killed 51 men."
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Aug 10, 2017 00:35
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I bet Irwin Linker killed like, a hundred and fiddy men
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Bombadilillo posted:"Dad, yo-yo-you died" "And whoooo do you think killed him fat neck?"
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Everyone wants this super happy adult life for Bobby but this show thrives in the mundane and so he's definitely just some average guy, probably working at Strickland or something.
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