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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Maybe he got fat clothes

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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

i'm glad that level-headed adults in the room like MAD DOG mattis are here to save the day tho

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i graduated high school while he was still in elementary school, and last month somebody asked me if i was 19 lol

also if i did the math right, i could drop my minor and graduate college after summer school :3:

samo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



new kind of cat posted:

haha WOW what dimension is he posting from?

the TRUMP dimension

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
trump is a mess

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Ekster posted:

i'm glad that level-headed adults in the room like ~calm dawg~ mattis are here to save the day tho

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the power

the devastation

*look of sublime joy*

is very important to me

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


pee your pants

assert your mominance

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Basebf555 posted:

I feel like The Apprentice was really a major tipping point for Trump where he created this over the top persona, even more over the top than he was before, and then slowly began to absorb that persona into his actual psyche until eventually he forgot that it was just a bullshit reality show. Ever since then he's just been that guy 24/7, on camera or off.

my theory is he has alzheimers and thinks this is all just a TV reality game show where he pretends to be president

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Ekster posted:

i'm glad that level-headed adults in the room like MAD DOG mattis are here to save the day tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3GIQ86eu6c

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Ekster posted:

i'm glad that level-headed adults in the room like Tim McGraw DOG mattis are here to save the day tho

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

lol Chinese mall mascots

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I wonder how much golf JFK played during the Cuban Missile Crisis
https://twitter.com/DavidWright_CNN/status/895258984839614466

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

man being an accountants gonna be so boring itll be like living in a stanley kubrick movie :allears:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hey brad email me if you wanna talk
disappearingfact@gmail.com
no one else email me ty

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
JFK spent the cuban missile crisis high on painkillers
ncaf

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

GobiasIndustries posted:

I wonder how much golf JFK played during the Cuban Missile Crisis
https://twitter.com/DavidWright_CNN/status/895258984839614466

most trump people i can laugh at (when drunk if nothing else) but seb is especially egregious and should be dropped onto an island populated only by kathy griffin and cabbage

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

trump is not wrong here lmao

sure he is - "repeal and replace" was only around for a few months

for most of the 7 years, it was just "repeal"

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
gently caress yeah it's already starting

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/09/trump-jeff-flake-robert-mercer-kelli-ward-241454

Oiled and Ready posted:

The "worst" part is that first all the GOP establishment types will lose to Mercermoney Bannonites

Which will then allow the DNC to successfully argue centrist neoliberals are no-brainers as their opposition

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Reality Winner posted:

hey brad email me if you wanna talk
assmaster5000@butts.co
no one else email me ty

heh, gonna sign you up for SO many newsletters now :evilbuddy:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




whoops forgot to tag yinlocks probe as a joke in the mod note :whitewater:

Please Eat A Vegetable
Jun 26, 2002
Lord of Primate Booty

Nonsense posted:

dormald trompus is very very unique

uniquely kim jong unqualified

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Squizzle posted:

whoops forgot to tag yinlocks probe as a joke in the mod note :whitewater:

The IK CSPAM deserves

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

whoops forgot to tag yinlocks probe as a joke in the mod note :whitewater:

what gif was mine supposed to be, the image is broken in the lepers colony

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

man, like... like wouldnt it be cool if like... imagine if-imagine if there were, like, NO parties

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




legit mistake tho

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
TY Squizzle

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

what gif was mine supposed to be, the image is broken in the lepers colony

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Squizzle posted:

whoops forgot to tag yinlocks probe as a joke in the mod note :whitewater:

his name alone tags it as a joke :smug:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

a helpful bear posted:

heh, gonna sign you up for SO many newsletters now :evilbuddy:

breitbart is emailing that account about treasure hidden in a volcano

quote:

Drilling results could soon revalue the stock at $250 – $500 million…
Potentially handing early-in investors a 3,500% to 7,000% gain.
Get the details now…
(Before results are announced.)

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

a helpful bear posted:

heh, gonna sign you up for SO many newsletters now :evilbuddy:

always helpfill in a jam!

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

I wonder how much golf JFK played during the Cuban Missile Crisis
https://twitter.com/DavidWright_CNN/status/895258984839614466

But everyone has come together and the consensus is unanimous, Trump needs to shut the gently caress up.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/jonostrower/status/895375058050453505

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

a helpful bear posted:

his name alone tags it as a joke :smug:

thank you for pointing this out to everybody who might not be in on it :thumbsup:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Agrajag posted:

vape gives you popcorn lung

Not if ur vapin pure devil's lettuce

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

nice

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I think that was the new Air Force one

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

a helpful bear posted:

most trump people i can laugh at (when drunk if nothing else) but seb is especially egregious and should be dropped onto an island populated only by kathy griffin and cabbage

He's an actual Nazi, and he sounds like a huge loving dork when he talks. He's not good like just not even a good character. Usually they give the unredeemable lovely shits at least some trait that the audience can enjoy, such as Roger Stone's tattoo or Alex Jones' grave concern over frog sexuality or Gorilla Man's lisp or

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Is this a thing that ever happens, i really have no barometer here

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Reality Winner posted:

breitbart is emailing that account about treasure hidden in a volcano

noice (check the quote spoiler if you havent)

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

always helpfill in a jam!

what kind of jam is it? i hope its blackberry

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

thank you for pointing this out to everybody who might not be in on it :thumbsup:

:hai:

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