OSHA: definitely bent in the straight places

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cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Kibayasu posted:

I can't quite tell but it doesn't seem like the top of the ladder is leaning against anything nor does it seem bottom of the ladder is against the wall under the railing so I want to know what they used to brace that, and what they tied it to.

I hope the bottom of the ladder is tied to the leg of a sofa to left of screen.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 18:41

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# ? May 17, 2024 01:12

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

JB50 posted:

It actually locks into place and you have to turn those little knobs to get it to unlock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU

# ? Aug 9, 2017 20:05

Solo Wing Pixy: Aug 5, 2008; It's an amanojaku!
And it hates you so much!

VectorSigma posted:

http://i.imgur.com/0AFBeFE.mp4

Nice to see that someone else appreciated those Grinder Girl bits that Letterman used to run back in the 90s.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 20:09

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

VectorSigma posted:

http://i.imgur.com/0AFBeFE.mp4

So what happens when she actually cuts into the airspring?

# ? Aug 9, 2017 22:07

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

So what happens when she actually cuts into the airspring?

9 months later she gives birth to a beautiful baby barstool.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 23:12

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Fisher files for disability and photos of him improperly using a ladder surface and he gets arrested from insurance fraud.

# ? Aug 9, 2017 23:40

Cugel the Clever: Apr 5, 2009; I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

lordofthefishes posted:

the reaction in the background

It's pretty well-staged. With everything else going on, I'd nearly overlooked that he's inches from sawing into his leg.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 01:40

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

# ? Aug 10, 2017 12:27

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

drat millennials.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 12:52

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

drat millennials.

Ah, it's the medical bills that make avocado toast ruin your housing prospects!

# ? Aug 10, 2017 13:24

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

tactlessbastard posted:

Ah, it's the medical bills that make avocado toast ruin your housing prospects!

Well that single avocado was a quater of their house deposit.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 13:57

Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

I'm the badly photoshopped slice of bread.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 14:02

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Taerkar posted:

I'm the badly photoshopped slice of bread.

if only

# ? Aug 10, 2017 15:08

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

�Unexploded WWII bomb� found at Japan Fukushima nuclear plant

A suspected World War II bomb was found Thursday on the premises of Japan�s crippled Fukushima nuclear plant, an official said, with police called in to investigate.
The 85-centimeter (2.9 foot) long object, believed to be an unexploded bomb dropped by the United States during the war, was discovered by workers constructing a parking lot close to the facility�s reactors, a spokesman for Fukushima operator Tokyo Electric Power Co. (TEPCO) said.

http://www.arabnews.com/node/1142521/world

the place is cursed.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 16:11

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1502356424171.webm

:china:

# ? Aug 10, 2017 18:05

NoWake: Dec 28, 2008; College Slice

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

drat millennials.

Pen-Pineapple-Avacado-Hand

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:30

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

NoWake posted:

Pen-Pineapple-Avacado-Hand

Unh!

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:36

TyrsHTML: May 13, 2004

I mean comedy forum and all, but can we at least spoiler the stabbed hand poo poo?

Edit: I guess its fake, still hosed me up to look at it. Stupid anxiety about hand mutilation.

TyrsHTML fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Aug 10, 2017

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:48

boner confessor: Apr 25, 2013; by R. Guyovich

TyrsHTML posted:

I mean comedy forum and all, but can we at least spoiler the stabbed hand poo poo?

its fake. take a closer look

# ? Aug 10, 2017 19:53

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:31

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

Avocado hand is real.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:32

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Power Bottom posted:

Look at that lack of shoring. smh

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:52

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Look at that lack of shoring. smh

They're shoring it with depleted uranium, clearly.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:56

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Yawgmoth posted:

They're shoring it with depleted uranium, clearly.

That doesn't look like yellow cake

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:57

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

Power Bottom posted:

They forgot to put the school that ends up being built on top of it.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:58

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

ruddiger posted:

They forgot to put the school that ends up being built on top of it.

Does the tablecloth represent the ground water?

# ? Aug 10, 2017 20:59

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Power Bottom posted:

I'm the people who shove ear plugs in their mouths.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 21:48

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm the people who shove ear plugs in their mouths.

You certainly wouldn't want to shove those in your ears, the icing would give you an ear infection.

I think they are mini marshmallows tho.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 22:19

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Nice yellowcake! :thejoke:

# ? Aug 10, 2017 22:40

Groda: Mar 17, 2005; Hair Elf

Power Bottom posted:

No joke, this is almost exactly the format of the final repository for waste from military weapons production that they're building in the Nevada Test Site.

# ? Aug 10, 2017 22:52

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

In the future, dads will get to lose limbs every time mom hits the brakes!

probably won't help that he's getting all up in that blade's business while he waves

# ? Aug 10, 2017 22:55

aphid_licker: Jan 7, 2009

Facebook Aunt posted:

You certainly wouldn't want to shove those in your ears, the icing would give you an ear infection.

I think they are mini marshmallows tho.

One of them is an ear plug, to add a little excitement

# ? Aug 10, 2017 23:22

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

aphid_licker posted:

One of them is an ear plug, to add a little excitement

Like an OSHA king cake

# ? Aug 11, 2017 00:53

Fizbin: Nov 1, 2004; Zoom!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

In the future, dads will get to lose limbs every time mom hits the brakes!

probably won't help that he's getting all up in that blade's business while he waves

I'm not sure how that saw's even supposed to work, the blade is just kind of out in space and you haphazardly jam things into it?

# ? Aug 11, 2017 01:03

Cobweb Heart: Mar 31, 2010; I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

apologies if these have been posted, they look old enough to be classics.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 01:05

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

In the future, dads will get to lose limbs every time mom hits the brakes!

probably won't help that he's getting all up in that blade's business while he waves

I recognise this. It�s by Bruce McCall, and there are more like it.

# ? Aug 11, 2017 01:06

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!