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You guys know that "reality shows" like Kitchen Nightmares and poo poo like that are dumb scripted bullshit, right?
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BiggerBoat posted:You guys know that "reality shows" like Kitchen Nightmares and poo poo like that are dumb scripted bullshit, right? :iamafag:
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polishthunder84 posted:the master race, indeed. Preacher_you_wheres_your_chin.jpg
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your friend a dog posted::iamafag: Actually I have to admit that was rather entertaining.
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BiggerBoat posted:You guys know that "reality shows" like Kitchen Nightmares and poo poo like that are dumb scripted bullshit, right? The drama absolutely is. I just like the yelling.
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BiggerBoat posted:You guys know that "reality shows" like Kitchen Nightmares and poo poo like that are dumb scripted bullshit, right? I've seen the episode and it's obvious that the son is genuinely upset about how lovely his father is.
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BiggerBoat posted:You guys know that "reality shows" like Kitchen Nightmares and poo poo like that are dumb scripted bullshit, right? I'm sure parts of those shows are scripted, but not everything. A place near me was on Restaurant Impossible a while back, and the owner's main problem is that he was a lush and drank away all his money. This is in a small town, so it wasn't exactly a secret to everybody living here, but when it came up on the show it was played as a big surprise. As I recall, Irvine had the guy play some dumb card-themed game (I think he was a gambling addict too?) to show how his drinking was a problem, and he had a "breakthrough" and decided to stop. Naturally, the business went under a few months after the episode aired. The funniest part was that Irvine refused to try any food, since the refrigeration was busted. The owner was real pissed about that.
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I believe every last second of Amy's Baking Company. Their Yelp page was a masterpiece before and ESPECIALLY after.
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SquirrelFace posted:That uncomfortable moment when you realize goons are in the same niche Facebook groups as you....could honestly fill this thread with some of the poo poo those ladies post... 
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If by make do they mean having to fish a mile of corn silk threads out of their cunts I'm gonna give this round to city girls. I ain't gonna look for it, but somewhere there is a crude drawing of a girl minion loving itself with an ear of corn.
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gently caress corn, so what
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Country girls wear condoms over their corncobs when they gently caress them. There's good eating on one of those.
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:If by make do they mean having to fish a mile of corn silk threads out of their cunts I'm gonna give this round to city girls. Do you leave the silk on before cooking too?
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Ziv Zulander posted:I'm sure parts of those shows are scripted, but not everything. A place near me was on Restaurant Impossible a while back, and the owner's main problem is that he was a lush and drank away all his money. This is in a small town, so it wasn't exactly a secret to everybody living here, but when it came up on the show it was played as a big surprise. As I recall, Irvine had the guy play some dumb card-themed game (I think he was a gambling addict too?) to show how his drinking was a problem, and he had a "breakthrough" and decided to stop. Naturally, the business went under a few months after the episode aired. Yeah Restaurant Impossible is the low budget knockoff of Kitchen Nightmares. I'd be surprised if anything on that show was real. They even managed to hire a host who was a complete fraud lying about being a world class chef.
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Most ob-doc shows are usually heavily directed rather than scripted. A rough outline of where the episode can go is made in pre to get started. For Ramsay type shows scenarios are setup to have some sense of structure and something to follow. 80% is pretty accurate with a bit of direction thrown in to get things moving. Often retakes of good moments are requested, usually asking for a shorter take on a long winded question. Ramsay is playing a role really. Fly on wall stuff is very hard to do well as day to day life usually isn't that interesting. Most of the "scripting" is done in post with a ton of editing sound bites to exaggerate moments. Reality cooking, renovation, dating etc is controlled to a T. Hosts have earpieces with a director throwing in commands. Retakes galore, tons of keeping participants locked into a bubble.
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I wish they wouldn't overdo it so much. The music in the American version is a great example. How is that steak going?.... DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNdundundundooo day, duhDuH, DUUUUUHHHHHH...... ITS loving RAW!. DOODLYdoodahdunbahbuh. But it's ok cause I got a good recipe for you and a new chair for the dining room... Teedlyweedlyeedly deedledee dah deedledee.. ping.
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CollegeCop posted:Most dildos are dishwasher safe! Goddamnit, that machine is clearly not hooked up to anything.
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Groke posted:Goddamnit, that machine is clearly not hooked up to anything. That's an exhibit in an art gallery
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Testekill posted:That's an exhibit in an art gallery That's no excuse not to keep the dldoes clean.
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:If by make do they mean having to fish a mile of corn silk threads out of their cunts I'm gonna give this round to city girls. AUG Thread: having to fish a mile of corn silk threads out of their cunts
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WebDog posted:Most ob-doc shows are usually heavily directed rather than scripted. A rough outline of where the episode can go is made in pre to get started. Great posting as always, WebDog. There's a really good Cracked article by Seanbaby on how reality shows are generally made and it's much more about pushing reality in the right direction and clever editing than it is about acting or being scripted. For example when the Jersey Shore kids are freaking out over a skunk in the house their reactions aren't scripted but the fact that some poor production assistant had to release that skunk in the house was. The other common thing is reaction shots are usually cut from other conversations so when A tells a joke you can paste in either a laughing B or a grimacing B depending on how you want that interaction to appear to the viewer. Another example he gives is of narratives and villains appearing in reality shows and how they normally work backwards. I think he uses a girl freaking out on The Bachelor, the editing team then go back through all their footage so they can cast that person in the worst possible light in the episodes leading up to the big freakout allowing them to have a "villain". It's really interesting. http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-secrets-making-reality-tv-they-dont-want-you-to-know/ Charlie Brooker has a great short video on how it's done with examples that'll make you realise how rampant it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwepkVurCI So when someone tells you it's all scripted you can now respond with a very smug "actually that's not really right" e: and the Amy's Bakery episode is a great example of when production has to do very little. EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 11:46 on Aug 10, 2017 |
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Well it's just not scripted beforehand. Like how large building projects have blueprints that are largely drawn up once the engineers see how the workers actually built the drat thing.
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Dear God that article was painful to read. He's not wrong in general but the amount of unfunny pointless fluff you have to sift through. Having worked in the field the reality genre is usually termed "factual entertainment". Meaning while there may be a factual element, i.e fly on the wall in a hoarders house, the entertainment part is why exaggerated drama goes on. It's a modern day soap opera at best for most of these shows. We cast for characters not everyday people. And yes that does mean a ton of distortion to dress up things. I.e get the bogan looking guy to tick the stereotype boxes on the dating show, then wow she falls for him! It's why on more realistic shows you're going to see the guy caught driving naked on Highway Patrol or the best of Frankston over the guy in a suit being caught doing 55 in a 50 and calmly taking the ticket. You want excitement. We also know people long for 15 minutes of fame so there is a ton of weeding out in casting as people will think they can game the show from binge watching seven series. Not to say you don't keep the bad auditions for the sheer awkward factor. Also we do pair opposites or people with similar backgrounds, i.e a hoarder and cleaner both have bereavement issues that caused them to hoard and clean respectively.. Granted the format has been used to make a point. Such as Blood Sweat and T-shirts where a bunch of kids go into the dark side of where their clothing comes from. But some coaching is done in this case as it's quasi-investigating so the subjects have to be asking key questions or get prompted to ask the poor homeless guy about how he got into his situation. Also we have researched the homeless person beforehand so you know roughly what their stories are to write an episode outline about. The hard part is cutting a half hour on the spot interview that is genuinely touching into minutes of soundbite that is still tugging heartstrings.
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Have you done an Ask thread about this? Cause I feel like maybe you should.
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  I'm genuinely curious who thought this was acceptable.Printed on the rear end flap of her pajamas is "don't open 'til Christmas"
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Zipperelli. posted:
Aatrek
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Randaconda posted:Aatrek 
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Randaconda posted:Aatrek hahaha
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Groke posted:Goddamnit, that machine is clearly not hooked up to anything. I googled "dildos in dishwasher". There were more results than I expected. So I randomly picked one.
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Zipperelli. posted:
first the walmart be a school shooting hero display and now this, lol.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Have you done an Ask thread about this? Cause I feel like maybe you should. I'm going to second that.
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Zipperelli. posted:
Also, I would like to congratulate Zipperelli on what I think is the most truly awful thing in this thread. It is not necessarily gross or awkward. It is simply awful. Platonic awful. Good job.
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cash crab posted:Also, I would like to congratulate Zipperelli on what I think is the most truly awful thing in this thread. It is not necessarily gross or awkward. It is simply awful. Platonic awful. Good job. Yeah, I think we can retire the category.
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Zipperelli. posted:
What the gently caress Heather?
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LifeSunDeath posted:first the walmart be a school shooting hero display and now this, lol. I hate to defend Walmart, but I half expect that to be revealed to be the work of a prankster or even the photographer him/herself
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I'd hate to not be able to take a dump until Christmas.
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Oh you can take a dump...
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