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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Camel Camus posted:

That tweet is a joke you guys please don't try to seriouspost trash it lol.

It reminds me of that fat middle aged lady who declared "I will defeat ISIS."

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Camel Camus posted:

That tweet is a joke you guys please don't try to seriouspost trash it lol.

See, you say that...but that looks like standard fair for Tea Party/Trumpites.

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Camel Camus posted:

That tweet is a joke you guys please don't try to seriouspost trash it lol.

Is that Michael Alig in your avatar?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Camel Camus posted:

That tweet is a joke you guys please don't try to seriouspost trash it lol.

Standard operating procedure is to poo poo all over the Confederate flag at all opportunities.

Camel Camus
Jun 16, 2009

Mais, non, je suis fantastique!

Koalas March posted:

Is that Michael Alig in your avatar?

Close, it's Diplo.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/895440133125570560

Job openings!

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Camel Camus posted:

That tweet is a joke you guys please don't try to seriouspost trash it lol.

yeah, all that guy's other posts are clearly super silly twitter nonsense posts.

https://twitter.com/guwop/status/894291112516571137

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

Speaking of joke tweets



Someone show it to donnie let's see the fireworks.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It reminds me of that fat middle aged lady who declared "I will defeat ISIS."

Not defeat but DESTROY



a real classic

BlueberryCanary
Mar 18, 2016
There is no difference between reality and satire anymore

Even if it is a joke, someone somewhere endorses it wholeheartedly

And in this case, roughly 30% of America do

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

my bony fealty posted:

Not defeat but DESTROY



a real classic

I love how the blur doesn't actually blur anything.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Yikes, probably not the best time for that...

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Camel Camus posted:

That tweet is a joke you guys please don't try to seriouspost trash it lol.

This is still a good post though

Mustached Demon posted:

Pretty sure this guy doesn't remember what happened the last time that flag picked a fight with the north.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

my bony fealty posted:

Not defeat but DESTROY



a real classic

"I will destroy that cheesecake."

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

I haven't seen any ISIS around here lately. Thanks Linda!

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real




I'm sorry but I regret to inform you that trump chicken is racist.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Serfer posted:

I'm sorry but I regret to inform you that trump chicken is racist.

We've seen similar pearl-clutching not too long ago, I'm afraid.

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔


this is the actual author of the msg to north korea

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

President Donald Trump delivered his "fire and fury" threat to North Korea on Tuesday with arms folded, jaw set and eyes flitting on what appeared to be a single page of talking points set before him on the conference table at his New Jersey golf resort.

The piece of paper, as it turned out, was a fact sheet on the opioid crisis he had come to talk about, and his ominous warning to Pyongyang was entirely improvised, according to several people with direct knowledge of what unfolded. In discussions with advisers beforehand, he had not run the specific language by them.

lmao

http://www.theage.com.au/world/donald-trumps-fire-and-fury-threat-to-north-korea-was-improvised-20170809-gxsyae.html

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

my bony fealty posted:

Not defeat but DESTROY



a real classic

Onion-esque if you will.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Your Taint posted:

No, they're just gonna punch the ocean. They hate the fuckin ocean.

Straight Caligula. I can get behind that.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


my bony fealty posted:

Not defeat but DESTROY



a real classic
Is she going to sit on them?

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

prom candy posted:

I wish Guy Fieri was president instead of Donald Trump

I know everyone's upset, but let's not go overboard here. Take a breath.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
Retweets from Dear Leader:

https://twitter.com/TheFive/status/895451762122833921

https://twitter.com/markets/status/894934083813421056

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Madkal posted:

Onion-esque if you will.

Yeah, I thought I remembered a Herbert Kornfeld column entitled "I Am A Badass," but I can't find it.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Serfer posted:

I'm sorry but I regret to inform you that trump chicken is racist.

:rolleyes:

Anti-Defamation League - No, the ok symbol is not racist

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


the frog is racist though

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


Remember when we had people saying this unironically within this thread

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







duncan hunter, the gop rep who vape'd in congress and spent 1300 dollars in campaign funds on Steam games (probably on league because he sucks) is under fbi investigation

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/895467250165198849

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

It would be nice if Fox would have a come to Jesus moment and realize the responsibility they hold as the only source of information for POTUS. At least do a story on how America needs Infrastructure, or how great pretzels are as a Presidential snack.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

duncan hunter, the gop rep who vape'd in congress and spent 1300 dollars in campaign funds on Steam games (probably on league because he sucks) is under fbi investigation

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/895467250165198849

Magnificent. He's a real grade-A piece of poo poo. I hope he and Darrell Issa get to be cell mates.

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

Gyges posted:

It would be nice if Fox would have a come to Jesus moment and realize the responsibility they hold as the only source of information for POTUS. At least do a story on how America needs Infrastructure, or how great pretzels are as a Presidential snack.

Yeah it'd also be great if god came down from heaven and gave everyone on earth a billion dollars and a cool car

that said I do think we need Trump to be eating as many choking hazards as possible.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Cactus posted:

Speaking of joke tweets



Someone show it to donnie let's see the fireworks.

We just need to get Trump a "Simon" game, scrape off the decal that identifies it, and tell him it's the new nuclear authentication device.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Cactus posted:

Speaking of joke tweets



Someone show it to donnie let's see the fireworks.

The good boy files...Are they checked by someone before being given to Trump to make sure Miller hasn't put poo poo like this in?

FizFashizzle posted:

duncan hunter, the gop rep who vape'd in congress and spent 1300 dollars in campaign funds on Steam games (probably on league because he sucks) is under fbi investigation

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/895467250165198849

The hunter has become the hunted.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

FizFashizzle posted:

duncan hunter, the gop rep who vape'd in congress and spent 1300 dollars in campaign funds on Steam games (probably on league because he sucks) is under fbi investigation

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/895467250165198849

Best part is, the potential fraud charges are _because of_ the video games

quote:

According to the warrant, investigators are searching for evidence of “a scheme to defraud First National Bank by making false statements related to video game charges which resulted in the refunding or crediting of charges not properly due” in 2016.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/watchdog/sd-me-hunter-search-20170809-story.html

Throw 'em in a cell with Issa and Dana Rorbacher imo.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

the frog is racist though

It's true!

That chicken, if nothing else is one tremendous balloon.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Gyges posted:

It would be nice if Fox would have a come to Jesus moment and realize the responsibility they hold as the only source of information for POTUS. At least do a story on how America needs Infrastructure, or how great pretzels are as a Presidential snack.

But how else would Trump get the up to the date info on Hilary's emails?

Zoph
Sep 12, 2005

Serfer posted:

I'm sorry but I regret to inform you that trump chicken is racist.

But does he like milkshakes?

Sneakster
Jul 13, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Dick Trauma posted:

The President of the United States


He's in so deep with the Russians he's turning into Baron Harkonnen

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



KickerOfMice posted:

I know everyone's upset, but let's not go overboard here. Take a breath.

"North Korea will come to Flavortown... or I'll bring Flavortown to North Korea."

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