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vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous
Cyka blyat

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
gets out of airplane; immediately picks fight with the driver of the van he crashed into

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


slidebite posted:

More XL please



Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf
I was looking up information on those tip-ramjet-powered kit helicopters you used to see in the back of magazines. I vaguely remember that there was one guy behind a lot of such designs, and that a lot of them were total nonsense that'd never been built. Anyone know who I'm thinking of?

Btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qar7yH5Wq1I
"Why are you on Tinder?"

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Groda posted:

I was looking up information on those tip-ramjet-powered kit helicopters you used to see in the back of magazines. I vaguely remember that there was one guy behind a lot of such designs, and that a lot of them were total nonsense that'd never been built. Anyone know who I'm thinking of?

Btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qar7yH5Wq1I
"Why are you on Tinder?"

"I'm on Tinder because your uncle Jack is obviously dead now and I'm trying to find a more reliable life partner."

Ola fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Aug 8, 2017

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Considering this didn't end up in the shadenfreude thread first this, sadly, didn't end as expected.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Groda posted:

I was looking up information on those tip-ramjet-powered kit helicopters you used to see in the back of magazines. I vaguely remember that there was one guy behind a lot of such designs, and that a lot of them were total nonsense that'd never been built. Anyone know who I'm thinking of?

I'm pretty sure this wasn't the guy (Richard Frank of Wooster Engineering), since he was advertising like 30 years earlier than the ads I saw, but here's what you'd get for sending in your $1.00 to an actual back-of-the-magazine ad back in the day:

http://imgur.com/gallery/ThpPJ

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Should be Wooster :airquote: Engineering :airquote:

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL
I grew up 10 miles from Wooster. I'm kind of surprised I didn't know of this.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

mlmp08 posted:

He's a real pilot, now! This may well be a fake video, but I can see someone being this fuckin' nuts. Just not sure what the left capacity is on those things.

https://twitter.com/TripleSixGod/status/893243149417578496

Acebuckeye13 posted:

A pale imitation of previous greatness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7w_v9J7iOc



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzSlRO57itI

vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous
Well it's a slow night at the airplane thread in the car section of the internet comedy forum.

Here, have a documentary from 1980 by the Canadian National Film Board on the Canadair Challenger. Complete with 70's doco slow psychedelic horror mood music, interview audio played over material shots, and long uninterrupted, non-frantic sequences that make for an immersive and enjoyable, if not slightly boring, watch. I stuck it out to the end since it's the daddy of my current ride, and was rewarded by a beautiful closing sequence of the prototype frolicking around the camera plane in front of some dramatic terrain, set to Pachelbel's Canon.

vessbot fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Aug 9, 2017

Kebbins
Apr 9, 2017

BRAK LIVES MATTER

Groda posted:

I was looking up information on those tip-ramjet-powered kit helicopters you used to see in the back of magazines. I vaguely remember that there was one guy behind a lot of such designs, and that a lot of them were total nonsense that'd never been built. Anyone know who I'm thinking of?

Btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qar7yH5Wq1I
"Why are you on Tinder?"

Colin Furze would get it to work.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Kebbins posted:

Colin Furze would get it to work.

Not everyone has access to his punk majyyks.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
Just saw Dunkirk on this thread's recommendation. If it doesn't win all the awards for sound it will be a great injustice. I was bouncing in my seat with glee when the planes roared or screamed on screen.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Wow lotta posts to catch up on!

Coast Guard One sounds pretty badass really.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Slo-Tek posted:

I grew up 10 miles from Wooster. I'm kind of surprised I didn't know of this.

Hah, I grew up just outside with a Wooster address and went to Triway. What's up Wayne County buddy? I learned the other day that the first (or among the first, she was in the first graduating class) woman aviator in the US Navy was from Wooster. Why we didn't learn about that in school I'll never know.

Judy Neuffer

CroatianAlzheimers fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Aug 9, 2017

cormac
Dec 18, 2005



Not sure if this is viewable outside Ireland, but this is a clip from the Irish news in 1992 about a guy who built a Rutan Long-EZ in his flat in the middle of Dublin for a bet with his friend: http://www.rte.ie/archives/2017/0801/894464-homemade-light-aircraft/

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
I've said it before and I'll say it again... It's so goddamn delightfully optimistic :allears:

https://twitter.com/TheAviationist/status/895308766945697792

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

what the gently caress are those

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Light attack/COIN planes. Right is Textron's Scorpion, left is Sir Tractor. They're for bringing back the OA-10 mission.

Fake e: autocorrect but leaving it in. God I love the Airtractor :allears:

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Holy poo poo yeah I am 100% calling it Sir Tractor™ from now on.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
Oh, right, the plane that's literally an armored crop duster.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Light attack/COIN planes. Right is Textron's Scorpion, left is Sir Tractor. They're for bringing back the OA-10 mission.

Fake e: autocorrect but leaving it in. God I love the Airtractor :allears:

Do you mean the OV-10?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Just bring back the Bronco!

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug
We need a modernized P-47.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

pthighs posted:

We need a modernized P-47.

I think those (or better yet, a Skyraider) are way more plane than they have in mind.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Dannywilson posted:

Do you mean the OV-10?

Yes :downs:

The Bronco and the Mohawk were two of my favourite planes as a kid.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

joat mon posted:

I think those (or better yet, a Skyraider) are way more plane than they have in mind.

P-47 "only" had a bomb load of 2500lbs, the jet in that picture (scorpion) claims 9200lbs of armaments.

Modern combat aircraft are huge compared to WWII aircraft.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



hobbesmaster posted:

P-47 "only" had a bomb load of 2500lbs, the jet in that picture (scorpion) claims 9200lbs of armaments.

Modern combat aircraft are huge compared to WWII aircraft.

Case in point: the tiny ov-10 is close-ish to the size of a P-38, while only 2/3 the weight. A Su-27 is the size of a B-17.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Case in point: the tiny ov-10 is close-ish to the size of a P-38, while only 2/3 the weight. A Su-27 is the size of a B-17.

Same with the F-15 and (for the E model) it can carry about 4-5x the ordnance to the same combat radius. And once it drops its bombs it's still a loving mach 2.5 air superiority fighter.

Jet engines make magical things possible, y'all.

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug
Either way, they need a shark/tiger mouth.

We went to the Udvar-Hazy museum recently, where they have a Flying Tiger P-40. My 5 year old daughter pointed and said, "Oooh, that's a fighter plane, it's got a mouth."

She was not wrong.

(She also pointed at the SR-71 and shouted "Blackbird!" Unprompted. I was proud.)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The Flying Tigers were disbanded and reformed into the 23d Fighter Group, which still paints shark mouths on their A-10s.





But by god they looked better in green:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Godholio posted:

The Flying Tigers were disbanded and reformed into the 23d Fighter Group, which still paints shark mouths on their A-10s.





But by god they looked better in green:



I just always assumed the mouth was a factory requirement?

EDIT: I started thinking of emojis to put on planes and the F35 just needs poop on it in a never ending pattern. ESPECIALLY at the rear when it does the VTOL stuff.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Godholio posted:

The Flying Tigers were disbanded and reformed into the 23d Fighter Group, which still paints shark mouths on their A-10s.





But by god they looked better in green:



When the Arkansas Air National Guard switched from F-16s to A-10s, they added tusks.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
Aren't tusks on A-10s a combat badge sort of thing (at least at one time, for some units)? Kinda like US cavarly does with spurs.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


So, the Selfridge Open House returns to Selfridge AFB this year, and they just released this flyer for the glorious, star-spangled Friday Night buttrock extravaganza to kick off the weekend's festivities. Festivities that include a performance by the Thunderbirds. Anyone notice anything strange about the composition?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

So, the Selfridge Open House returns to Selfridge AFB this year, and they just released this flyer for the glorious, star-spangled Friday Night buttrock extravaganza to kick off the weekend's festivities. Festivities that include a performance by the Thunderbirds. Anyone notice anything strange about the composition?



That's Randy Ball's MiG-17F. He puts on a badass show.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Also goddamn that's a hell of a lineup.

Kebbins
Apr 9, 2017

BRAK LIVES MATTER
I'm planning my trip to see Blackbird #26 which will take me to Detroit and then Kalamazoo the first weekend of September. Is there anything Cold War or aviation-related up in Michigan that's worth seeing?

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

So, the Selfridge Open House returns to Selfridge AFB this year, and they just released this flyer for the glorious, star-spangled Friday Night buttrock extravaganza to kick off the weekend's festivities. Festivities that include a performance by the Thunderbirds. Anyone notice anything strange about the composition?



legit thought this was a kid rock campaign flyer.

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