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LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Damnit, Jose. You got an idea stuck in my head, one I just couldn't unsee.


"Fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before."
"Fire! Fire! Heh-heh-heh"
"Run run or you'll be well done!"
"Welcome to my barbecue!"
"I will hunt them down. I will destroy them all! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!"
"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!"
"Life...Dreams...Hope...Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These things...I'm going to destroy!!"

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

All this talk about North Korea has made me forget about all that stuff about Russia

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Someone needs to give Trump a probation

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this is real though

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...%3D5181%23pti19

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

no pubes yet sorry posted:

https://twitter.com/TheFive/status/895451762122833921

Retweeted last night - The Five is apparently the Fox show with Eric Bolling on it.

This was kissenger's strategy with Nixon

He could do ANYTHING so better play ball

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
trump also retweeted this lmao

https://twitter.com/ProgressPolls/status/893558108064239616

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

im a bot - and I vote!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

im a bot - and I vote!

https://twitter.com/ProgressPolls/s...%3D5182%23pti11

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ProgressPolls/s...%3D5182%23pti11

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Big Brother currently has a contestant who is a Trumper and it's amazing getting 24 hour summaries of his thoughts and views on everything.

He's former military and currently sells machine parts or something and is possibly the dumbest, aggressive, and ugliest-in-terms-of-personality person I've ever witnessed.

Hates: Liberals, "trannies", snowflakes, victim signallers, dinosaurs (they didn't exist), and he drinks as much soda with aspartame in it as he can because he heard that it isn't that great for you and gently caress Liberals

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
imagine living your life based on what makes imaginary liberals mad lol. just like all the magamen like prorat

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ProgressPolls/s...%3D5182%23pti25

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jose posted:

imagine living your life based on what makes imaginary liberals mad lol. just like all the magamen like prorat

I know it's just some jack off on reality TV but he does remind me a lot of far right people I've met and constant anger seems to motivate him over everything else.

I don't know, it seems to be some sort of inadequacy complex.

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Professor Shark posted:

he drinks as much soda with aspartame in it as he can because he heard that it isn't that great for you and gently caress Liberals

*crushes own testicles with a brick* NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE YOU, LIBERALS?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

warez posted:

*crushes own testicles with a brick* NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE YOU, LIBERALS?

Read that in Alvin's voice. Lol'd.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

That's a lol

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

wh...what?

ricro
Dec 22, 2008

Serak posted:

wh...what?

cosmopolitan bias, my man

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SeanMcElwee/sta...5184%23lastpost

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
postponing an election

just crown him emperor and get over it already, gently caress

Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Plavski posted:

postponing an election

just crown him emperor and get over it already, gently caress

supposedly the reason trump's approval isn't dropping with republicans is that moderate republicans are identifying as independents when polled lol

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Serak posted:

wh...what?

Trump & Coke, are trying to roll out a new awful legal immigration policy which halves legal immigration, weights factors differently- one being the ability to speak English fluently.

Voldemort cosplayer Stephen Miller was sent out to defend it & responded to a question by CNNs Jim Costa by calling him out as -something- for questioning why people from Britain or Australia would have preference in what was probably a cynical & contrived attempt to deflect attention away from their racist as poo poo policies.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/stat...%3D5184%23pti33

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Jose posted:

supposedly the reason trump's approval isn't dropping with republicans is that moderate republicans are identifying as independents when polled lol

that's a lol right there

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Lime Tonics posted:

Believe it or not, the safest place probably in the world right now is where the Steam servers are located. It's rumored kim has a very large video game collection. Can't lose the cheevos.

SteamID - JucheBongLord420

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Alan Smithee posted:

it's a parody account that's just as bad and funny in a sad pathetic this is what you do with your life way not haha that's funny way

p sure 99% of the fake Trump Twitter accounts are actually the Donald himself.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
From the other Trump thread. No, not that one:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



bollig posted:

This was kissenger's strategy with Nixon

He could do ANYTHING so better play ball

I mean that is how we secured the unconditional surrender of the Vietnamese and why today Hanoi was renamed "North Saigon."

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Avirosb posted:

From the other Trump thread. No, not that one:

Fake news, Trump has never paid anyone he hires

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/895625851760504832

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

I dont get it, whats DaMooch trying to say here?

Is he suggesting that the journalist that he ranted to feels bad because he printed the story?

That seems wildly delusional.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i see you're new to the mooch

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/8...r%3D5188%23pti1

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
imagine being sean hannity

imagine every day waking up, looking in the mirror and seeing sean hannity's face staring back at you

imagine what sort of ghastly thing you'd have to have done to a gypsy woman to get a curse like that

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Plavski posted:

imagine being sean hannity

imagine every day waking up, looking in the mirror and seeing sean hannity's face staring back at you

imagine what sort of ghastly thing you'd have to have done to a gypsy woman to get a curse like that

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Avirosb posted:

From the other Trump thread. No, not that one:

Noooooooo! Not Diamond and Silk! Is nothing real?!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Plavski posted:

imagine being sean hannity

imagine every day waking up, looking in the mirror and seeing sean hannity's face staring back at you

imagine what sort of ghastly thing you'd have to have done to a gypsy woman to get a curse like that

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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Sad thread talking about nothing but tweets.

There's a world beyond twitter y'know

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