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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



brain problems friendo

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Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the first step to addressing emotional problems is self-analysis and recognizing avoidance/distancing behaviors that reinforce negative thought patterns

if you're ever gripped by the need to post when you're out in the world, instead stop and focus on breathing, it's a proven strategy to fight anxiety

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

most of y'all should probably eat more fiber too, though

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

qirex posted:

most of y'all should probably eat more fiber too, though

please keep your runway ready for landing at all times.

https://www.pureformen.com/

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Last Chance posted:

the majority of web traffic is mobile nowadays, yes.
the majority of web traffic without ad blockers, which also interfere with the scripts that measure web traffic, is mobile

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Stymie posted:

the first step to addressing emotional problems is self-analysis and recognizing avoidance/distancing behaviors that reinforce negative thought patterns

if you're ever gripped by the need to post when you're out in the world, instead stop and focus on breathing, it's a proven strategy to fight anxiety

*takes a deep breath* blow it out your rear end, stymie.

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Stymie posted:

lol do people seriously use their phones for anything other than texting/calls when at home?

my phone is also a widescreen iPod with touch controls and a breakthrough internet communications device.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

*takes a deep breath* blow it out your rear end, stymie.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

if you eat a healthy amount of fiber blowing it out your rear end is no big deal it might even feel almost pleasant

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
honestly if you're getting enough fiber you're not living life to the fullest

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Sham bam bamina! posted:

the majority of web traffic without ad blockers, which also interfere with the scripts that measure web traffic, is mobile

*clientside scripts are not the only way to sniff out user agents

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
do not quote or engage stymie

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."
i am a curmudgeon who hates all these newfangled web X.0 things, and i will miss all of you angry computer people when this corner of the internet collapses in on itself.

my fiber game is on point though.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

qirex posted:

if you eat a healthy amount of fiber blowing it out your rear end is no big deal it might even feel almost pleasant

gotcha. I checked my cereal and it has a lot of fiber but it doesn't say whether it's multimode or single mode.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Stymie posted:

the first step to addressing emotional problems is self-analysis and recognizing avoidance/distancing behaviors that reinforce negative thought patterns

if you're ever gripped by the need to post when you're out in the world, instead stop and focus on breathing, it's a proven strategy to fight anxiety
          /

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

There is exactly 1 person in the world I would trust to do a one-man project to replace the forums, but I don't think R1ch posts here anymore.

r1ch posts on hacker news more than he posts here

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

MrAptronym posted:

i am a curmudgeon who hates all these newfangled web X.0 things, and i will miss all of you angry computer people when this corner of the internet collapses in on itself.

my fiber game is on point though.

:same: to both

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
japanese cartoon dog tits

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's a fox

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

youre a fox :wink:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
shh, i'll lose my job at the hen house

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
it's a wolf

i'm not very happy about knowing this

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

so is stymie actually a furry weeb or what?

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
was certain anime dog tits originated from ycs but maybe that was just a safe bet

yellow borders
Jan 7, 2010

Stymie is furry artist 'Max Blackrabbit' and his Labor intensive non-computer job is drawing furry porn commissions. Stunning.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

akadajet posted:

so is stymie actually a furry weeb or what?

nah, other people buy the av for me, i only ever buy friend computer avs

i can understand using your phone for music and stuff when you're at home, but i still don't get the allure of posting with a phone, in any context

if you're at home, you have a computer

if you're out in the world, you have better things to do than post (one would hope)

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Stymie posted:

nah, other people buy the av for me, i only ever buy friend computer avs

i can understand using your phone for music and stuff when you're at home, but i still don't get the allure of posting with a phone, in any context

if you're at home, you have a computer

if you're out in the world, you have better things to do than post (one would hope)

Comfortable sofa and not wanting to schlep a laptop over to the comfortable sofa?

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Schadenboner posted:

Comfortable sofa and not wanting to schlep a laptop over to the comfortable sofa?

well then here's a nutty thought: maybe do something other than post on said couch?

watch tv, read a book, play a video game, stare into space (i'd further suggest having a conversation, but let's be realistic here)

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

Stymie posted:

nah, other people buy the av for me, i only ever buy friend computer avs

i can understand using your phone for music and stuff when you're at home, but i still don't get the allure of posting with a phone, in any context

if you're at home, you have a computer

if you're out in the world, you have better things to do than post (one would hope)

Don't be ashamed of the avatar. Become one with it. Embrace it.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i always try to let the angry, angry people who change my av get their money's worth

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it was v. nice of them to keep your cyberpunk gang tag when they did it

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Stymie posted:

well then here's a nutty thought: maybe do something other than post on said couch?

watch tv, read a book, play a video game, stare into space (i'd further suggest having a conversation, but let's be realistic here)

This is a bad point.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
also let's further not kid ourselves: goons all have computers within easy access at all times, couch or no couch

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Stymie posted:

also let's further not kid ourselves: goons all have computers within easy access at all times, couch or no couch

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I don't think the forums rewrite is going very well.

Sent from my phone

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i'm at lunch at work. i work with one person today and we do shifts for our lunc. i have already talked to my wife on the phone, done a bit of other social media and now phone posting this garbage

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

sharknado slashfic posted:

I don't think the forums rewrite is going very well.

Sent from my phone

not an iPhone. fail.

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008


im the aluminium foil pan under the couch

????????

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
You want to catch those drippings for couch gravy

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geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Satellit3 posted:

im the aluminium foil pan under the couch

????????

It's for the cath bag overflow.

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