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That's a double bed  You have to poop in front of your partner.
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Enfys posted:That's a double bed Some couples do the pooping in the hall bath to avoid stinking up the bedroom.
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Aug 10, 2017 16:06
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SoundMonkey posted:when i first saw the picture i thought someone had just glued new tile over the old stuff in big sheets and it fell down Sort of the same, but I was more thinking that the entire bathroom had just caved in on itself.
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Aug 10, 2017 16:31
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The Bloop posted:The garage door is terrible for a dozen reasons, the dazzle camouflage tilework is ugly to me but competently done so whatever, but what the gently caress is the reasoning behind toilets at the top of stairs? Sometimes in very old homes there will be a humongous bathroom (s) where they have retrofitted indoor plumbing into an existing bedroom. But usually they take the bed out first. No reason for stairs in a bathroom though.
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Aug 10, 2017 17:19
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I love the exterior of this house because it's giving all the neighbors the finger. And I'm pretty sure that if you were to take out the big hedge on the left, you'd find it's actually flipping the double bird.
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Aug 10, 2017 18:36
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The Bloop posted:The garage door is terrible for a dozen reasons, the dazzle camouflage tilework is ugly to me but competently done so whatever, but what the gently caress is the reasoning behind toilets at the top of stairs?
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Aug 10, 2017 18:40
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HycoCam posted:Sinking tubs is hard. Much easier to raise the toilet. No, all you have to do is cut through your subfloor and the tops of your joists. It's pretty easy.
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Aug 10, 2017 18:52
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The Bloop posted:The garage door is terrible for a dozen reasons, the dazzle camouflage tilework is ugly to me but competently done so whatever, but what the gently caress is the reasoning behind toilets at the top of stairs? They didn't want to risk cutting into the joists. 
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Aug 10, 2017 18:53
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If it's in a basement sometimes there's lazy plumbing reasons to raise toilets. My friend had a very poorly built illegal basement suite with a toilet up a couple steps because otherwise poo poo would have to flush up hill. But there's a shower right there, so I have no idea...
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Aug 10, 2017 18:54
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SoundMonkey posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr0Lng3mhL4
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Aug 10, 2017 19:19
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Enfys posted:That's a double bed FTFY. 
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Aug 10, 2017 19:25
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I wonder if anyone has started making bespoke artisanal pallets yet? You know, for people who love the pallet esthetic, but don't want dirty used wood in their house.
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Aug 10, 2017 19:27
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My uhh, aunt-in-law has a basement toilet with steps like that in rural Canada. It's very odd and and the roof is real low and it's hard to do everything. I think it's the flushing downhill reason, or just a weird house. It at least has a door.
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Aug 10, 2017 20:20
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It's crazy how quickly using a bad bathroom will make you realize how much you take the basic ability to poo poo in comfort for granted. I stayed in an Airbnb where the room was detached from the house. The bathroom was in what used to be a small closet just outside, and it was very clearly not big enough to fit the toilet. If you were going to sit down you had to back in. The shower was outside, just... exposed. It was cheap though! e: found a photo. I'm honestly impressed that they managed it at all considering what they had to work with: 
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Aug 10, 2017 20:31
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SoundMonkey posted:
I'm the complete disdain for euclidean space.
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Aug 10, 2017 20:46
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The Tron bathroom is weird but okay because it's still usable, though that is a lot of grout to keep clean...and the lighting is probably bad for shaving or makeup in that mirror...forget what I said about usable.
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Aug 10, 2017 21:27
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welcome to my nightmare this poor poor kitchen    PINTEREST BATTLE STATION  so much poo poo in this house that I bet you didn't notice the DOLLS in every room  why is there a shopping cart and a random extra kitchen in the bedroom  is this where they actually cook now that they have desecrated the other one   the yard is where the real hoarding is tho  
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Aug 11, 2017 03:03
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That sink is the platonic ideal of everything I hate in a sink. Stupid raised bowl? Check. Busy design you'll be sick of in a year? Check. Minimal counter space? Check. The only thing keeping it from a bad sink bingo is that I can't see if it lacks storage underneath.
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Aug 11, 2017 03:07
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I'm the faux antique paneling glued to the door of the oven to match the poor beknobbled fridge.
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Aug 11, 2017 04:01
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I'm the painting of a window glued to the front of the dishwasher.
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Aug 11, 2017 04:48
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Haifisch posted:
i'm the shower stall that could have been a nice bath/shower if you cleared that etsy poo poo out of there i mean a corpse washing basin can go anywhere really
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Aug 11, 2017 06:13
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I love how HDR just increases the ugliness of the rooms tenfold.
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Aug 11, 2017 16:21
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I don't get what's on the left of that bathroom picture.
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Aug 11, 2017 16:39
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WrenP-Complete posted:I don't get what's on the left of that bathroom picture. Another (probably not-working) "rustic" sink with more twee poo poo piled on top. This house has a rare combo of trendy Pinterest DIY/thrift store decor and just hoarding junk.
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Aug 11, 2017 16:44
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WrenP-Complete posted:I don't get what's on the left of that bathroom picture. If I was gong to Eye Spy this picture, I'd say that weird lamp looking thing is a necklace holder, then some sort of re-purposed canister (for baggies?), and the metal dangly box under the sink to hold miscellaneous whatever. Thank god they labeled the soap, otherwise you'd just be tumbling around and pulling out strings of pearls, loofahs, and packets of stickers trying to get clean
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Aug 11, 2017 17:35
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Never knew the floors looked like this. https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/896016030383955968/photo/1
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Aug 11, 2017 23:42
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tetrapyloctomy posted:Never knew the floors looked like this. https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/896016030383955968/photo/1 I wouldn't even carpet it. Bet it's going to have a throne.
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Aug 12, 2017 21:21
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I need some advice. I'm closing on a house on Monday and moving in right at the start of September, so I have a few weeks to remodel and prepare. I think the main thing I need advice on is rugs. Below is a picture of the living room as I stand in the galley kitchen. Please ignore the trash can in the foreground of the photo and the random balls of dog fur; the sellers weren't quite done cleaning up yet when I took this.  Here are some things I'm doing with the room: * The cherry laminate is being replaced with this dark grey engineered hardwood, which is a little lighter than it looks in the photo. * The carpet you see back in the hallway is being replaced with this blue/white/grey blend carpet, which is also a little lighter than it looks. * I like the light blue paint they used and it's only a year old; I've got the paint can from them so I think I'll just clean the walls and do some touch-up where their dogs were able to reach. * I'm going to paint the mantle and the fireplace brick white. I don't really give a poo poo about fireplaces and I'm never going to use it, so I want to minimize its visual prominence in the room. I'm going to use the living room for three purposes: entertainment, office, and dining, and I need a rug for each area: 1.) On the far side of the room, I'm going to put an entertainment center against the wall (to the left of the fireplace) and then a coffee table and couch across from it, so I need a big rug that can fit under all three of those. It's a dark wood for both the entertainment center and coffee table, and I'm planning on a light grey couch (maybe this one). 2.) Against the right wall, there's a window (not in the photo, sorry) and I'm going to put my desk up against that. My desk is an oak with a marbled dark grey top. I'm going to need a medium-sized rug for this that has a tight weave that interacts well with an office chair. 3.) To the left of the desk, I'm going to put a four or six-seat rectangular dining table. I don't have that set picked out yet, and I'm open to this being either dark or light wood. I know the above would be boring for a lot of people, but I like clean lines, a cold color family, and a mixture of dark and light shades with a handful of bright colors (I'm going to use a pretty flashy red as an accent throughout the room, from the window treatments to the throw pillows to some of the decorations). I have no idea where to start with rugs or what to be looking for. I would certainly appreciate specific suggestions given the above, but if people have any general advice about rug-buying I would really appreciate that, too. Thank you!
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Aug 13, 2017 00:01
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I think you should get funny rugs. Turn your home into a meme palace.    
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Aug 13, 2017 00:14
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Very disappointed that this doesn't say "rug life."
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Aug 13, 2017 00:19
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I don't see enough living, laughing, and loving in those rugs. 
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Aug 13, 2017 00:20
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Facebook Aunt posted:I think you should get funny rugs. Turn your home into a meme palace. Source your rugs.
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Aug 13, 2017 00:46
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The Sexual Shiite posted:I wouldn't even carpet it. Or a toilet up several stairs.
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Aug 13, 2017 01:12
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Indolent Bastard posted:Source your rugs. IDK, just search "funny rugs" on amazon. Thug life - https://www.amazon.com/Changyun-Flowers-Doormat-Entrance-Bathroom/dp/B0725TC2R4  https://www.amazon.com/Artsadd-banana-Carpet-Living-Bedroom/dp/B06XHHH6XB  https://www.amazon.com/Yochoice-Non-slip-Hipster-Flowers-Doormats/dp/B071GQ63T5  https://www.amazon.com/JTENGYAO-American-Non-slip-Doormats-Rug-31-4/dp/B072QBZDXV  https://www.amazon.com/ZOEO-Non-slip-Bedroom-Carpets-Doormats/dp/B074FZ554W
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Aug 13, 2017 06:00
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oh lmao these are curtains https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01N6ZJHR5?psc=1
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Aug 13, 2017 06:11
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peanut posted:oh lmao these are curtains finally i can have a vintage reclaimed sliding barn door without even having a doorway
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Aug 13, 2017 06:47
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Still better than the kissing emoji style in the link. Barely.
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Aug 13, 2017 06:59
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I say you want a good, repeated pattern. Something like this:
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Aug 13, 2017 15:20
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A pattern so brilliant it's almost...shining...
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The Sexual Shiite posted:I say you want a good, repeated pattern. Something like this: The thing about patterns like that is when they're on the floor, I they're fine, and I think they look great. But when they are vertical on a wall or screen, I get mild vertigo looking at it. Very strange.
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