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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That "It make me so sad." panel is top avatar material, he's even looking towards your post. :v:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Pilchenstein posted:

That "It make me so sad." panel is top avatar material, he's even looking towards your post. :v:

If anyone wants it, here's the larger version from the Grauniad's mobile stylesheet:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Donald Trump, look behind you – Chris Riddell on the US president and the Russian bear that just won’t go away"

Sunday Telegraph:


Independent on Sunday:

Extreme heat warnings issued in Europe as temperatures pass 40C

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the UN and North Korea – The fact that Russia and China voted with the US to pass UN security council resolution 2371 offers a rare glimmer of hope on North Korea"

Telegraph:

Downing Street denies UK willing to pay €40bn Brexit divorce bill

Independent:

Boos ring out at Justin Gatlin’s moved 100m medal ceremony

Times:


Evening Standard:

Scandalous Princess Diana tapes are ratings hit for Channel 4

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

I'm stupid, what's the metaphor here? Is it just saying Trump's a liar, or he's not getting anything done, or what?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Mr. Squishy posted:

I'm stupid, what's the metaphor here? Is it just saying Trump's a liar, or he's not getting anything done, or what?

I'm guessing 'thing happened' given Bob also has him golfing.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Mr. Squishy posted:

I'm stupid, what's the metaphor here? Is it just saying Trump's a liar, or he's not getting anything done, or what?
Trump's lying and telling everybody he's doing great while he's actually going nowhere, and we can all see it. But the things he claims to be doing aren't even good (ball in the rough / sand) and he looks clumsy and amateurish trying to do them. And yea, all he's actually doing is playing a whole lot of golf.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Jeremy Corbyn and violence in Venezuela – Jeremy Corbyn has condemned ‘violence done by all sides’ in Venezuela but stopped short of criticising its socialist president, Nicolás Maduro"

Telegraph:

Judge calls for clarity on status of ECJ rulings in UK after Brexit

Independent:

UK data protection laws to be overhauled

Times:


Evening Standard:

Tesco to end sales of 5p carrier bags

Mail:
Mac on... The Princess Diana documentary on Channel 4

'Ah Hodgetts. Call the TV people. All of a sudden at the weekend we lost reception.'

Guardian Sport:

jabby
Oct 27, 2010


This is the epitome of 'two things happened'.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014


So that's an erect penis in a national newspaper is it

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

J_RBG posted:

So that's an erect penis in a national newspaper is it

It's the inside of an elbow, I think?

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

It's the inside of an elbow, I think?

That does explain the injection.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the north-south divide – Study finds more young adults are dying before their time in the north of England than the south – and the gap is widening"

Independent:

No ‘first lady’ title for Brigitte Macron after petition over her status

Times:

Game of Thrones stars' personal details leaked as HBO hackers demand ransom

Evening Standard:


Mail:
Mac on...Roman Abramovich's divorce

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Donald Trump and North Korea – Rex Tillerson says Americans can ‘sleep well at night’ after Donald Trump threatens North Korea with ‘fire and fury like the world has never seen’"

Telegraph:

Glen Campbell obituary

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
MAC on... Trump's tensions with North Korea

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
a good mac?!?!?

Niric
Jul 23, 2008


I thought at first that the normal looking gay couple in the right-most photograph was evidence, however meagre, than Mac is being slowly, slightly, stroppily pushed or dragged towards something approaching modern cultural norms. But looking at the other photos more closely it seems like they're all intended to depict imbalanced/"wrong" relationships (old/young, large/small, masculine woman/feminine man).

So, in conclusion, gently caress Mac.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un – Donald Trump continued to trade threats with North Korea, deploying a highly unorthodox combination of the conservative Fox News channel and Twitter to amplify his words"

Telegraph:


Independent:


The i paper:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
MAC on... MEPs expenses scandal

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That Mac is impressive with how close to an insightful point he gets without actually hitting it.

Edit: though given that Farage's master plan was probably to be forever campaigning for brexit without actually having one, maybe that is the point and Mac is on some next-level inception poo poo? :psyduck:

Fake double edit: of course he's not. :v:

Pilchenstein fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Aug 12, 2017

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Donald Trump’s North Korea threat – As Europe worries about contaminated eggs, the US president tweets that military options are ‘locked and loaded’ for use against Pyongyang"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Edouard Ravel De Malval.

Times:


Stephen Collins:


Bonus! L'Équipe:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"North Korea, Trump and dangerous bluster – Chris Riddell on the US president’s bellicose response to Kim Jong-un"

Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Donald Trump and Charlottesville – The US president has been widely criticised for his failure to issue a full condemnation after a protester was killed by a car at the far-right demonstration in Charlottesville, Virginia"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Philip Hammond and Liam Fox in post-Brexit deal call

Times:


Evening Standard:

Tom Cruise injured during Mission: Impossible 6 shoot

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Just like Thatcher underfunding our jungle canyon rope bridges.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Thatcher, Thatcher, liana snatcher

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Donald Trump and the US's far right – Donald Trump has bowed to overwhelming pressure and directly condemned white nationalism, saying: ‘Racism is evil and those who cause violence in its name are criminals’"

Telegraph:

Big Ben to be silenced for four years for maintenance

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

UK may have to pay EU in temporary customs union, Davis suggests

Mail:
Mac on... Trump finally condemning Charlottesville racism


David Squires:

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Aug 15, 2017

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Is Mac OK? He's had a few comics recently which are actually alright...

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Ewan posted:

Is Mac OK? He's had a few comics recently which are actually alright...

Remember Mac's stuck in a temporal warp and believes he is in a bomb shelter in the 40s, denouncing Nazis is only rational in that frame of mind.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
The penultimate panel of that Squires is amazing, the label on that sack is just fantastic.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the UK's Brexit negotiations – EU leaders have poured cold water on Britain’s hopes of being able to sign trade deals with non-EU countries, with one describing the UK’s gambit for trade negotiations as a ‘fantasy’"

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
MAC ON.. 'Elf and safety silencing Big Ben

'Coo, coo, coo! Have you no consideration?'

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ewan posted:

Is Mac OK? He's had a few comics recently which are actually alright...
Looks like he's back on form with 'shiftless workmen not wanting safety on giant scaffolding, back in my day wethey met the bloody barrel coming down, and liked it'.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Is Bell still on the loving white cliffs?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I doubt he'll move away from them any time soon, it's his shorthand for brexit (cliff edge + nationalist image) and he's not known for dropping an image once he's found one he likes.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Can we add Matt to this thread? I know he's Telegraph, but his cartoons are normally pretty innoffensive, amusing, and can be political. Also they're small, so it's not like adding a huge slab of picture to each post.

https://twitter.com/stephenpollard/status/897876885677461509

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


He's been in before, I remember him being described "as bland as a butter sandwich". So by his standards that is straight fire

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Party Boat posted:

He's been in before, I remember him being described "as bland as a butter sandwich". So by his standards that is straight fire
Yeah, that's him swinging for the fences, he's usually the most room-temperature motherfucker around.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the prime minister's visit to HMS Queen Elizabeth – Theresa May spoke of ‘a positive, confident role on the world stage’ for the UK during a visit to the new aircraft carrier"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

A-level results show rise in top grades despite tougher exams

Guardian Australian Sport:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

I hope this guy does a cartoon on the 17th of September so his signature finally simplifies down to an integer

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It never will. The e is transcendental.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Ewan posted:

amusing,

no

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump and Confederate statues – Donald Trump lamented the removal of ‘beautiful statues and monuments’ commemorating the Confederacy, saying that he was sad to see America’s history and culture ‘ripped apart’ by efforts to move the memorials"

Independent:

Steve Bannon brands far right 'losers' and contradicts Trump in surprise interview

Times:

A-level results show rise in top grades despite tougher exams

Evening Standard:

Cambrils: five terror suspects killed as second attack follows Las Ramblas

Mail:
MAC ON... A-Level results

'Talking about child geniuses, our Kevin should be down in a minute to tell us his A level results.'

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They let him wait until evening? You've gotta get them in the morning before they go out drinking for 12 hours.

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