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Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Palpek posted:

r/incels is open again




Thats an insane vampire who is locked up in the basement because she kills everything she touches

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

The Virgin Memelord/The Chad Political Cartoonist

Literally A Person posted:

These just keep getting worse. This isn't even kind of funny.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Meme Emulator posted:

Thats an insane vampire who is locked up in the basement because she kills everything she touches
Oh, I wasn't aware we had another incel in the thread.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Meme Emulator posted:

Thats an insane vampire who is locked up in the basement because she kills everything she touches

Which one?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



pick

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Meme Emulator posted:

Thats an insane vampire who is locked up in the basement because she kills everything she touches

smh at these motherfucking fake geek boys

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

Improbable Lobster posted:

is that loving runescape

What, you thought RuneScape was dead? RuneScape never dies

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



I think she just taxidermies things

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
I just caught up on the incel thread again.

Welp time to have a strong drink.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Someone else said it before, but it bears repeating.

Incels are like 16th century zoologists, who can "describe" minute details of the social lives of animals they've only caught a glimpse of.

Every time they mention the roastie phenomenon it reminds me of that taxidermied lion with the big square teeth, or the illustrations of all the weird monster people supposedly living in the New World, with faces on their torsos and such.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

SaltyJesus posted:

I know they're humble brags, I don't know how to put it in a way that doesn't make me sound like an rear end in a top hat but my question is genuine, the point is that I've taken every advice this thread usually gives and worked on each of them until they started showing results (ie. positive feedback) but it didn't change pretty much anything about my social life. I've even tried therapy with a few different professionals with results in other areas but not that.

Go to church. (not a joke.)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

Go to church. (not a joke.)

This, but totally a joke.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
You can take the incels out of the basement, but you can't take the basement out of the incels

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Please stop

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Pick posted:

Go to church. (not a joke.)

So he should pretend to be religious to get a gf? Creepy!

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Happy independence day Chad!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

KomodoWagon posted:

Please stop

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Benny Harvey posted:

So he should pretend to be religious to get a gf? Creepy!

No so he can pray for one, like how the faith leader in my Sunday school got his

If you pray hard enough, god will bless you with the nasty

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

My Linux Rig posted:

If you pray hard enough, god will bless you with the nasty

Now this is how you get asses in the pews :pervert:!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
And pews in the asses!

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Literally A Person posted:

Now this is how you get asses in the pews :pervert:!

gives a new purpose to the pew kneelers

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
In case anyone was wondering about the atomic blackpill and the (maybe now) 3 patron saints of incels, I made a video about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvSemYwzIBw

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Pick posted:

Go to church. (not a joke.)

My grandma kept telling me this because then I'd know "he was a good man" and I just lol'd at the concept of someone going to church to score being a "good" person.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

13Pandora13 posted:

My grandma kept telling me this because then I'd know "he was a good man" and I just lol'd at the concept of someone going to church to score being a "good" person.

Unironically, this is what any catholic that still goes to church thinks: "I must be a good person 'cause look I am at church. What a good person I am for being here even though I am actually a horrible drunken sinner."

Source: I was a catholic that was forced to endure catholic school for 9 years.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
No, you go to church for someone to remind you of who you need to be. Sure, some people take it wrong, just like some people go to AA with no intention to stop drinking.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Deus vult!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Pick posted:

No, you go to church for someone to remind you of who you need to be. Sure, some people take it wrong, just like some people go to AA with no intention to stop drinking.

You just described it better than four years of theology. Thanks, Pick.

Thicc

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
considering the Catholic church I went to as a kid has been trying to steal my parents property a la Pixar's UP!, they don't exactly remind me of who I want to be

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
also three of my uncles being molested by catholic priests

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
most people rank child molestation as worse than eminent domain laws but i take it you're a libertarian

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
nope, just using dramatic escalation

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

china bot posted:

nope, just using dramatic escalation

get back on the moscow metro where you belong

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
just saying, one catholic to another: does the world really need more catholics? our particular brand of sexual repression must have contributed to inceldom somewhat

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
also, catholics are why the people of easter island have no proper record of tangata manus :colbert:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

china bot posted:

just saying, one catholic to another: does the world really need more catholics? our particular brand of sexual repression must have contributed to inceldom somewhat

you didn't appreciate my moscow metro joke. we are not friends now, we are enemies

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Pick posted:

you didn't appreciate my moscow metro joke. we are not friends now, we are enemies

:hb:

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
:dogbutton:

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014



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