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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

juche avocado posted:

genocide is a high crime and/or misdemeanor, i think, probably

IANACLS

Impeachment language and UCMJ language are distinct and involve different bodies. Try again!

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
¡Jeb!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





TOURISM RECORD SET

NUKES AIMED AT OUR BUTTS??

might hurt the tourism industry moving forward imo

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

I did a thing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOc38ZwEO8s

Worth a look if you are interested in knowing a little bit more about his world view. You'll hear him say diplomacy is always preferable.
he's an interesting guy. also i think he might be gay. his mannerisms and how he pronounces his "s's." also he never married.

no i'm not the kind who thinks everyone is gay!!!

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
has everyone put the finishing touches on their bugout bags?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
what would hillary do in regards to korea

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
The Fire, the Fury, and the Frankly

these are all very important to me

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


If the Piss Man nuked North Korea because he was mad on the internet, 30-40% of American adults would think that was totally awesome.

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

punchymcpunch posted:

*flips over desk*

THREE SCOOPS THREE SCOOPS BABY WANTS TO EAT ICECREAM BABY WANT TO EAT ICECREAM

*long drag from oxygen mask*

*ivanka hands trump rubber sippy bottle filled w pee*

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ben Nerevarine posted:

The Fire, the Fury, and the Frankly

these are all very important to me

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Thom and the Heads posted:

has everyone put the finishing touches on their bugout bags?

I have a bunch of plastic handles full of rum in my trunk

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Thom and the Heads posted:

has everyone put the finishing touches on their bugout bags?

Where you gonna bug out to, up your butt?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Guam gonna be underwater in 30 years anyway

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Thom and the Heads posted:

has everyone put the finishing touches on their bugout bags?

*peers inside* Yup, got a handle of whiskey and a bag of gummy bears.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

ey this Kim fella, what a maron! president trump gonna give him a workin over just like in da old country capice? *smacks fist into open palm repeatedly*

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Thom and the Heads posted:

has everyone put the finishing touches on their bugout bags?

*slides tenth whiskey bottle into bag* yup!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3SgpDMvNo

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


LOL if you actually have a bugout bag you prepared in advance to help you survive a nuclear attack.

Give up your goon card.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Bert Roberge posted:

Hello Friday crew.

How is everyone today?

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/896004095227473925

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

deathbysnusnu posted:

*peers inside* Yup, got a handle of whiskey and a bag of gummy bears.

That guy brought gummy bears?!

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Philthy posted:

This is what North Korea has said, but it looks like no one believes what they're saying.

I'm guessing they'll launch more rockets, and we will invade. Nothing nuclear will happen unless they have them rigged to detonate on their own people when ground troops come in, or they have a Jack Burton ready to drive the Pork-Chop Express into South Korea and ruin everyones day.

a month ago, all of the experts put the timeline of NK having an icbm out to like 2020.

whoops.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/896004796691304449

hahahaha lmfao

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

"we are going to attack you" says idiot nation full of morons

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




he really winds up for dat haymaker haha

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Addamere posted:

Impeachment language and UCMJ language are distinct and involve different bodies. Try again!

oh, unlawful for the whoever to carry out, not unlawful for the president to order? (in this case, yeah, two diff bodies of law (as opposed to like sarge orders private to do _____))

i was under the impression that nuremburg removed us of such fiddly distinctions

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Can't wait for the boom-booms to drop and erase all my memories of the before times

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/VP/status/895997964086255616


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



This man is 35 years old.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


This war is going to go terribly because trump forgot his whole don't telegraph your moves mantra. Now North Korea knows we may use military force, the element of surprise is gone! TRUMP!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


remember Yemen lol :xd:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






cool now i hate dogs

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





NO OTHER STATE INSISTS ON DOING THIS

not even loving CALIFORNIA good lord

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This man is 35 years old.

Goddamn, and apparently I look old for 36

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Addamere posted:

Why would that qualify? There is no law saying the President needs any reason at all to nuke the world.

You actually have me browsing UCMJ to find something that would justify a service member refusing to obey a nuclear strike. Haven't looked through this stuff in years. But I want to say we are party to treaties that say we can't just start dropping nukes? Maybe?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



juche avocado posted:

oh, unlawful for the whoever to carry out, not unlawful for the president to order? (in this case, yeah, two diff bodies of law (as opposed to like sarge orders private to do _____))

i was under the impression that nuremburg removed us of such fiddly distinctions

thats just for if you lose the war

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

oh man if there's going to be a nuclear holocaus at least there's a loving hashtag

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





punchymcpunch posted:

thats just for if you lose the war

oh dang, i checked, and you're right

poo poo!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This man is 35 years old.

sorry ladies he's with me

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This man is 35 years old.

he looks like dennis rader

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