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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Known Lecher posted:

I couldn't find a description/menu but the restaurant was evidently very proud of this pizza, as they had about 5 different professional-looking photos of it from slightly different angles. I believe it's seaweed and mango, and the sauce looks dark enough that I suspect it's actually barbecue sauce. EDIT: From a couple of customer reviews there's apparently eel lurking in there too.



I would order this pizza and probably enjoy it. I enjoy all four of those ingredients, why not roll the dice on pizzafying them.

Nice finds.

Also a fan of China's watermark everything you touch culture. That shop probably had to fend off seven mango-seaweed-bbq-eel upstart imitators after the second order was placed.

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mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





It's weird considering China invented pizza 5000 years ago.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I found this plastic model of a pizza in japan but i did not get a real one

it looks ok

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Margherita pizza is the best pizza but it needs more than a single leaf of basil and pesto doesn't belong on it (I'm sure it's good tho)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I also like that the word for pizza has two smiley faces in it

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Blue Train posted:

I also like that the word for pizza has two smiley faces in it

A tsu and a small tsu! :eng101:

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

quote:

pizza good

quote:

japan
pick one

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
You can find good pizza in Japan but they're always tiny and expensive

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Jerry Cotton posted:

If there was a ham, yo, I'll cum it
Check out the dough while my mestre revolves it

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/895752405794607104

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jesus loving christ lol

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Not one, but two whole skinned potatoes is pretty amazing.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


I'm the mountainous pile of plain unseasoned white rice.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Interstate Covered With Pizza Is Shut Down for Hours After Truck Crash

Arkansas highway officials had to shut down the westbound lanes of a cross-country interstate to pick up frozen pizza for four hours.

http://time.com/4895462/frozen-pizza-interstate-arkansas/

would you eat, road pizza?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Batepapo has truly revolutionized the Za' game

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

a bone to pick posted:

Batepapo has truly revolutionized weaponized the Za' game

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Pizzas of Mass Destruction. UN sanctions on Brazil are required immediately.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

It sure is revolting alright.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I'd just roll it up and attack it like the bland burrito it wants to be

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

https://twitter.com/KingDad42/status/861585918246780931

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/894606328601210880

https://twitter.com/glaubermacario/status/885336668508696576

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/889949663700426753

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/889473466902163456

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/888035591333478400

https://twitter.com/marinajacome/status/882023857925836804

https://twitter.com/RBandeirantes/status/884232487962062850

https://twitter.com/enjoei/status/884526038352621569

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/884804335129026563

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/878241884367343616

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/871496563863937024

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/869178915125952512

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/865563362155012096

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/864857158235676672

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/850367251253518336

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I don't understand.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I can't help but like them despite their pizza war crimes

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
why though

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Blue Train posted:

crazy pizza.twitter

legit lolling at the ones with the baby bananas

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


cool new Polack jokes posted:

legit lolling at the ones with the baby bananas

Am I the only one that sees the crust having been finished with a cigarette lighter on that pizza?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Those pizzas remind me of the all male thanksgiving http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving in pizza form

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm not sure if they are a restaurant or a group of performance artists. i don't think they are sure, either.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Russian pizza is highly franchised, highly normal and almost always offered alongside sushi rolls. Its normal to an almost absurd degree.



Weirdest thing I've seen was a place near the North Korean border that made note to prominently feature the Sega Genesis made available for use of restaurant customers.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

shadow puppet of a posted:

Weirdest thing I've seen was a place near the North Korean border that made note to prominently feature the Sega Genesis made available for use of restaurant customers.

Famous pizza-loving character Sonic the Hedgehog

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

basic hitler posted:

i use ebt and tbh i think you're a douche if you're participating in scummy circumvention of ebt rules designed to make sure that your benefit is used effectively. Like basically if you dont walk into an IGA or other thrift grocery store and stock up on food that will get you through the month with the pittance they give you, and instead waste that poo poo on loving $15 uncooked pizzas, you're an rear end in a top hat and i legit question either your abiilty to budget food or your true need for food assistance hth.

There are people that get 14 a month in ebt

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.
What I'm gathering is foreign places take their shittiest food and call it the 'an American'.

AvesPKS fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Aug 13, 2017

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat


Has anyone noticed he literally just took the same pizza, scraped off the central leaves and plunked a cake on top?

Actually, its probably giving him too much credit to have removed the central salad.

Fatty fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Aug 13, 2017

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Hello friends. I'm back to continue our pizza journey across China.

This time we're visiting Anshan, a desolate city in the Manchurian rust belt. It was once a thriving mining and steel town, but those days are over. Can the now-unemployed residents channel their energy into creating delicious pizza pies instead?

Let's start things off with a nice strawberry, corn, red onion, and mango pizza. The photographer got in nice and close so you can really appreciate the flavor at home.



Who doesn't like durian? Well, you better really, really like durian if you're going to order this bad boy.



Ever been stuck with a bunch of picky eaters who only like one specific topping on their pizza? And those toppings are pineapple, dragonfruit, banana, and cherry tomatoes? The Cheerful Seven Fast Food Restaurant has you covered.



Lastly, we have "Holding V-Pizza", which came up with the novel concept of a sort of ice-cream-cone pizza...a little bit like a calzone that's open at one end, I guess. In theory it doesn't seem like too bad of an idea, as this lovingly retouched photo shows:



The reality, however, is rather more grim.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

AvesPKS posted:

What I'm gathering is foreign places take their shittiest food and call it the 'an American'.

checks out

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i've only been to one "american" restaurant overseas, but once was enough.

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!
So, was it McDonalds or Burger King?

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



There are dice on that pizza.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Ugh it looks like an ice cream cone e made out of human.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a bone to pick posted:

Ugh it looks like an ice cream cone e made out of human cockmilk.

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dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g15rYlelZs

I was curious about the Chef Boyardee pizza kit and welp... Found this interesting vidya

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