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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

No because I'm not fighting someone with retard-strength.

I've heard of internal conflicts but this is just taking it to the next level!!!!!!!!!!!

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SmallpoxJenkins
Jul 9, 2012


eonwe posted:

I've heard of internal conflicts but this is just taking it to the next level!!!!!!!!!!!

We at Bone Krew Enterprises LLC take our retard strength fighting very seriously.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

SmallpoxJenkins posted:

We at Bone Krew Enterprises LLC take our retard strength fighting very seriously.

Honestly no meme from bone krew is as terrible as the Moana appreciation station.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


limaCAT posted:

Honestly no meme from bone krew is as terrible as the Moana appreciation station.

Who knew that posting screengrabs from a Disney movie would get people the most upset possible?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
moana ownana

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

eonwe posted:

moana ownana

give this man a medal

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

eonwe posted:

moana ownana

Feenix
Mar 14, 2003
Sorry, guy.
I'm excited for Destiny 2 and think Chipotle is some bunk wannabe poo poo.

Also didn't it give people stomach aids?

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Feenix posted:

I'm excited for Destiny 2 and think Chipotle is some bunk wannabe poo poo.

Also didn't it give people stomach aids?

Wait, it gives you AIDS? *fires up postmates.com and puts in a huge chipotle order for me and the boys, many high fives exchanged*

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
Calcified Bad Post: Insight into the Moana

Verse 6:9 — I'll Make Sure.

I have made preparations.

If I am probated I know it will be because my understanding of the thread was incomplete. I failed to anticipate some shitpost, some poster. (Perhaps Ethan, if he still lives.)

If I am probated, I know that I will fall to something mighty. Something that craves good posts, something that loves what I love, which is my Gimmick, a principle and a power, the goonish, immutable need to run poo poo into the ground, to double down and make a bad post worse, to mutate and redesign and test and iterate so that it can never die, can seize existence and hold it, certain that this is everything, that there is nothing to the PS4 clan except Moana. And it has two faces, yet it is one post. One face is Moana, which is obvious, and the other face is that will to unceasingly post about in-jokes to run into the ground, the mission of becoming the shitpost, a post that will not relent, the utter commitment to cringeposting, to draw the right post and choose where to type "gay": to allow this hunger to define your posting career.

So I will prepare an effortpost, which is a map to my posting history. And my vanquisher will read that effortpost, seeking my good posts, and they will come to understand me, where I have been and where I was going. And then they will take up my cringepost, and they will use it, they will use that post, which is all that I am.

And armed thus with my past, and my future, and my present (which is a joke, a joke that is run into the ground within a day of posting, a joke bound to watching Moana one night), they will mantle me, Insane Totoro, the Cringepost King.

They will become me and I will become them, each of us defeating the other, correcting the other, alloying ourselves into one omnipotent posting career. Thus I will live forever.

I’ll make sure.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Insane Totoro posted:

Calcified Bad Post: Insight into the Moana

Verse 6:9 — I'll Make Sure.

I have made preparations.

If I am probated I know it will be because my understanding of the thread was incomplete. I failed to anticipate some shitpost, some poster. (Perhaps Ethan, if he still lives.)

If I am probated, I know that I will fall to something mighty. Something that craves good posts, something that loves what I love, which is my Gimmick, a principle and a power, the goonish, immutable need to run poo poo into the ground, to double down and make a bad post worse, to mutate and redesign and test and iterate so that it can never die, can seize existence and hold it, certain that this is everything, that there is nothing to the PS4 clan except Moana. And it has two faces, yet it is one post. One face is Moana, which is obvious, and the other face is that will to unceasingly post about in-jokes to run into the ground, the mission of becoming the shitpost, a post that will not relent, the utter commitment to cringeposting, to draw the right post and choose where to type "gay": to allow this hunger to define your posting career.

So I will prepare an effortpost, which is a map to my posting history. And my vanquisher will read that effortpost, seeking my good posts, and they will come to understand me, where I have been and where I was going. And then they will take up my cringepost, and they will use it, they will use that post, which is all that I am.

And armed thus with my past, and my future, and my present (which is a joke, a joke that is run into the ground within a day of posting, a joke bound to watching Moana one night), they will mantle me, Insane Totoro, the Cringepost King.

They will become me and I will become them, each of us defeating the other, correcting the other, alloying ourselves into one omnipotent posting career. Thus I will live forever.

I’ll make sure.

Sir, frostees only come in chocolate flavor

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!
im going to die

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

Legs Benedict posted:

im going to die

Sir this is a hospital and you don't have insurance.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
Somebody link me to a revolver auction so I can blow my brains out

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
It's a long way to September.

Kiranamos
Sep 27, 2007

STATUS: SCOTT IS AN IDIOT
When did Michael Scott get an account here

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
Probably when he purchased an Xbox.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
ps4, more like gsbore (gay poo poo bore)

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
Pussy Slammers > Xylophone Bosoms

Weird flat titty console dweebs

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



cvnvcnv posted:

Pussy Slammers > Xylophone Bosoms

Weird flat titty console dweebs

dont sign your posts!!!

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Lol if you don't have enough disposable income to own both consoles

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Yeah I've got a gaming PC and a PS4, it's great.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

deadwing posted:

Lol if you don't have enough disposable income to own both consoles

normal brain: owning a console
solar system brain: owning both consoles
galaxy brain: owning both consoles and a gaming PC
universe brain: bone krew

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



:mediocre:

Feenix
Mar 14, 2003
Sorry, guy.
This thread is uncomfortably weird.

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!
we've spent the last couple of years trapped in here with each other's it's gotten bad

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Legs Benedict posted:

we've spent the last couple of years trapped in here with each other's it's gotten bad



Except pretend I photoshopped a destiny gun in place of a golf iron

FAT32 SHAMER fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Aug 12, 2017

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Waffle House posted:

Who knew that posting screengrabs from a Disney movie would get people the most upset possible?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyuDLqYer2w

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
Let's all Jerk each other off

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Let's all Jerk each other off

yes let's


Tei
Feb 19, 2011

When I play Battlefield, I never join a server with less than 64 players. Less than 64 players feels weirdly lonely, empty.

I have played battles in Planetside where a hill had 80 players and the whole battle had probably around 200 ish guys. Admitelly is a bit too much, and the netcode had to do some creative cheating to allow it, with the current networks we have.

Quake 1 had a limit of 16 players. But if anyone wanted to increase that, It would take check all the arrays where the number is stored and change it to a bigger number. Change the 16 in the code for maybe 48, then recompile.

Dungeon Defenders have a limit of 4 players, but then also have to handle the mobs, that at some point can be around 600, and the weapons that the enemies drop, that can be around 1000-ish. But is a game somebody made out of a student tech demo with cutesy graphics.

I remember playing a mod for Battlefield 1942 that was star wars themed, and there was a map where players where able to drive the capital ships, man the weapons and fly fighters, then land on the capital ships and fight there.

And Destiny 2 will have 4 players. But is fine. Maybe is some netcode limitation.

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
i'm pretty sure the battlefield 1942 mod you're remembering is just star wars battlefront 2

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

Tei posted:

When I play Battlefield, I never join a server with less than 64 players. Less than 64 players feels weirdly lonely, empty.

I have played battles in Planetside where a hill had 80 players and the whole battle had probably around 200 ish guys. Admitelly is a bit too much, and the netcode had to do some creative cheating to allow it, with the current networks we have.

Quake 1 had a limit of 16 players. But if anyone wanted to increase that, It would take check all the arrays where the number is stored and change it to a bigger number. Change the 16 in the code for maybe 48, then recompile.

Dungeon Defenders have a limit of 4 players, but then also have to handle the mobs, that at some point can be around 600, and the weapons that the enemies drop, that can be around 1000-ish. But is a game somebody made out of a student tech demo with cutesy graphics.

I remember playing a mod for Battlefield 1942 that was star wars themed, and there was a map where players where able to drive the capital ships, man the weapons and fly fighters, then land on the capital ships and fight there.

And Destiny 2 will have 4 players. But is fine. Maybe is some netcode limitation.

All those moments will be lost, in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

Is this like.... TJ?

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

i'm pretty sure the battlefield 1942 mod you're remembering is just star wars battlefront 2

Nah, is Galactic Conquest. Can you pilot capital ships in SWBF2?

Roman
Aug 8, 2002

I'll post bits from the latest MoreConsole video (who's just randomly quoting Edge magazine) so you don't have to watch it


- 80 "substantial" missions and activities in full game and over 50 cutscenes
- At one point in development there was "more content than progression." TOO MUCH CONTENT
- Patrols and strikes don't unlock until final 1/3 of campaign
- Some public events can be started manually by picking up a flag which instantly charges your super
- Look out for something called "The Magician" which is apparently a big deal
- Destroying an elemental shield will cause an explosion that damages nearby enemies
- Nightfalls will now be timed challenges (varies depending on strike)
- Reward packages (such as from Nightfall) will be shared with Clan members regardless if they did the activity
- Early in campaign Warlocks will get access to an exotic chestpiece, perk is freeze in air while ADS
- Grenades now "very effective" against bosses, not just mobs
- Gunslinger "Crowdpleaser" golden gun perk enables precision damage and can drop up to 8 orbs of light
- There is a Hunter bonus that hasn't been revealed yet
- Hawthorne gives you the mission to kill some enemies by the big shard of the Traveler, after which you get your powers back.
- Final campaign boss is a "shapeshifter" with mechanics, not just a bullet sponge

cvnvcnv posted:

A little bit more of that could have been spoilered.
ok

Roman fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Aug 12, 2017

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

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A little bit more of that could have been spoilered.

tqilamknbrd
Jun 6, 2009

your circumcision honestly disgusts me
planetside is/was too good for this world

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cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

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All of that reads loving rad. Hype on the apparent amount and range of content, and there's two expansions slated for the first ~6 months already :swoon:

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