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My step-mother is pretty OK but she literally cannot cook. Her big thing is the taco ranch salad that comes in a bag with "tortilla strips"
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 02:54 |
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a kitten posted:You forgot peppercorn. !!! WAY too spicy for me, eat that stuff at your own risk
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 03:03 |
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angerbeet posted:My step-mother is pretty OK but she literally cannot cook. Her big thing is the taco ranch salad that comes in a bag with "tortilla strips" Speaking of tacos, it's funny how it turns out it's not actually any more work to make good tacos compared to the bland hard shelled variety. Go to a Mexican grocery store and you can get the pre marinated meat of your choice, salsa (both generally prepared that day) along with the little corn tortillas, onion, cilantro, radish, etc. Pretty much the same prep time but they'll taste 10x better.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 03:13 |
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There's a restaurant in town here that used to do a salad with rare tuna and a wasabi ranch, which was quite amazing, except they shut down and reopened under a new name and I don't know if they still make it.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 03:25 |
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RoboRodent posted:There's a restaurant in town here that used to do a salad with rare tuna and a wasabi ranch, which was quite amazing, except they shut down and reopened under a new name and I don't know if they still make it. Poke?
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 03:36 |
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Probly talking like ahi seared Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 04:00 on Aug 12, 2017 |
# ? Aug 12, 2017 03:49 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Probly talking like ahi seared now do this with steak, rice bubbles and coca pops.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 04:53 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:now do this with steak, rice bubbles and coca pops. No.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 05:02 |
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Despite our past disagreements, I support this decision 100 PERCENT!
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 05:58 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Probly talking like ahi seared i'm the poorly used clone stamp tool evidence
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 07:29 |
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NecroMonster posted:i'm the poorly used clone stamp tool evidence Now that you pointed it out, I can't unsee it.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 08:00 |
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Lol they didn't even bother to feather the edges at all.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 08:23 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:State fairs started in the 18th century, though. Were they doing "deep fried pig's ear pie with vinegar molasses sauce" back then?
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:49 |
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no pizza rules
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 09:54 |
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Someone start a pizza fascist party so I can vote for it and help put an end to this madness.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 10:40 |
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Vote me in as Pizza Prez and I will end these pizza degenerates. I will build such a byootiful wall of crust, filled with great cheese, and it will be tremendous and great. I won't allow any disgusting, crooked toppings on our great pizzas, that I can tell you, I'm here to tell you that. You want pineapple on your pizza? Sad!
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 11:31 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Vote me in as Pizza Prez and I will end these pizza degenerates. I will build such a byootiful wall of crust, filled with great cheese, and it will be tremendous and great. I won't allow any disgusting, crooked toppings on our great pizzas, that I can tell you, I'm here to tell you that. You want pineapple on your pizza? Sad!
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:11 |
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hmmm, yes tomato based sauce is a good thing on a pizza
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:12 |
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I want school pizza again.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:18 |
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If I ever gain a measure of power in this world there will not only be Pizza Rules, there will also be Pizza Consequences.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:47 |
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a kitten posted:You forgot peppercorn. Don't know what "smdh" is but my first guess is "suck my dick, holmes"
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:52 |
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twoday posted:Don't know what "smdh" is but my first guess is "suck my dick, holmes" shaking my drat head friendo
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 13:55 |
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Lutha Mahtin posted:it's probably some kind of pastry with ground beef and "taco" seasoning inside. like a hot pocket. but who knows, back then they might have actually made it by hand! Saying it's like a Hot Pocket only fits in the definition of they're both a filling in a dough wrap. If the Taco thing's anything like the Pizza Puffs that were like deep fried crack, it's heavily seasoned meat with cheese mixed in to the point it's still able to be tasted but not visible in an almost paper thin dough envelope. In the case of the Pizza Puff, it was heavily seasoned ground meat with diced pepperoni, stealth mozzarella in the near paper thin dough envelope. They were both pretty addicting and while I've found the company that made them still sells them, there's no way I'm going to go through a school shipment's worth of Puffs even if I ate them exclusively.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 15:39 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofUWTa5Tl-8
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 16:05 |
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Man, I missed out on the whole school lunch thing. My frugal mom insisted we brought our brown bag lunches. Once we were old enough, we had to make them ourselves. So from roughly 1984 to 1991, I ate at least one peanut butter and Domino's Cinnamon Sugar sandwich a day. It's a wonder I didn't die of diabetes when I was 20. Speaking of mom, and going back to the Miracle Whip on pears thing --- a "salad" my mom would sometimes make was: --- one large leaf of iceburg lettuce, preferably on a 1970's Corelle plate --- one canned pear half --- melon-baller sized lump of cream cheese, placed in center of pear --- drizzle of Kraft Catalina salad dressing I made them for laughs for dinner with an ex of mine, and he was horrified. I ate both with nostalgic gusto. Haven't tried it with the current beau, perhaps I should for this thread.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 16:06 |
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quote:8 ounces frankfurters (see Note)
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 22:03 |
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Do not allow 2 ounces for shrinkage.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 22:15 |
NecroMonster posted:i'm the poorly used clone stamp tool evidence My lovely eyes are going to need some red circles.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 22:30 |
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Randaconda posted:I want school pizza again. Buy some elios
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 22:48 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:My lovely eyes are going to need some red circles. Look at the righthand third of the piece in front, there's a bunch of circles of clonestamped pink tuna. e: That said, even with the photoshopping, i would like to eat that tuna.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 23:02 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 01:32 |
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He looks like he just butchered a baby for that "meat"
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 04:11 |
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Bilbo, give me the Cheese Whiz.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 05:14 |
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Randaconda posted:I want school pizza again. When I worked as a lunch lady our school pizza was Dominos. Dominos made to satisfy legal pizza requirements, in that it had wheat crust and extra cheese and precisely four pepperonis per slice. Also we had an actual salad bar and the kids loving loved it.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 05:39 |
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Magikarpal Tunnel posted:When I worked as a lunch lady our school pizza was Dominos. Dominos made to satisfy legal pizza requirements, in that it had wheat crust and extra cheese and precisely four pepperonis per slice. I ate a domino's pizza in Mexico once and it had a wheat crust and it was goddamn amazing
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 06:11 |
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Magikarpal Tunnel posted:legal pizza requirements The hell is this blasphemy.
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 07:03 |
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pizza rules
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 07:17 |
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I WILL RESPOND TO THIS PIZZA WITH FIRE AND FURY NEVER BEFORE SEEN, believe me, I will tell you!
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 07:40 |
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We need pizza laws or else poo poo like pizzaria batepapo will happen
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 07:42 |
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Robert's rules of pizza ordering Pizza Bylaws Topping Constitution
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 07:59 |