NASCAR 2017 OFFSEASON: When is it murder?

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Eat my dick, Spectrum. Time Warner's service was good, yours loving sucks, I really wanted to watch the end of the race on DVR which definitely was recording when I took a nap and isn't on the list. :fuckoff:

Good on you, Bubba.

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VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

rip that dude

# ? Aug 12, 2017 21:20

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Matt Bell tried to take a shortcut through the fence

# ? Aug 12, 2017 21:21

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

Where's the crowd for mid ohio?

Not trying to be passive aggressive, but it's not like Ohio has a shortage of Cup/NASCAR fans. No "Company" picnics ala Honda I guess?

# ? Aug 12, 2017 21:32

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Blake Koch wins something

# ? Aug 12, 2017 21:45

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jack Arute is working pit road for MRN.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 22:02

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

CBJSprague24 posted:

Eat my dick, Spectrum.

Excuse me, sir. This is a pro-Spectrum Globetrotter thread. :mad:

# ? Aug 12, 2017 22:21

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

turn right SRA nooooooooooooooooooooo

# ? Aug 12, 2017 22:45

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

VikingSkull posted:

turn right SRA nooooooooooooooooooooo

Should have given us hats

# ? Aug 12, 2017 22:48

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Ryan Reed isnt so good at not slamming into stopped cars

# ? Aug 12, 2017 23:03

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

NASCAR on NBC is completely, blissfully unaware as to the whereabouts of Justin Allgaier, who spun two laps ago in the kink. Great coverage.

# ? Aug 12, 2017 23:17

L_Harrison: May 22, 2007

CBJSprague24 posted:

NASCAR on NBC is completely, blissfully unaware as to the whereabouts of Justin Allgaier, who spun two laps ago in the kink. Great coverage.

That was bizarre. Casey Mears spun in the background out of turn 1, no comment or replay. Then the camera pans by Allgaier off track in turn 4, no comment or replay. Then a lap later everyone is baffled about what happened to Allgaier.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 01:35

Boomer The Cannon: Oct 27, 2011; Gotta see it live!

That was a good race and a lovely broadcast.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 14:41

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/896492098807058433

I still don't understand how Bubba Wallace can't get a sponsor.

e- I'm also waiting for some fans to start complaining about younger drivers TERKERJERRRRRRRBS by taking lower salaries.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Aug 13, 2017

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kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

CBJSprague24 posted:

I still don't understand how Bubba Wallace can't get a sponsor.

It's because getting any sponsorship at all is like pulling teeth, due to sponsoring NASCAR being a horrible value proposition :ssh:

# ? Aug 13, 2017 18:19

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Larson finished 2nd at the Knoxville nationals last night cause he's cool like that.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 18:25

BDA: Dec 10, 2007; Extremely grim and evil.

kidcoelacanth posted:

It's because getting any sponsorship at all is like pulling teeth, due to sponsoring NASCAR being a horrible value proposition

Isn't the whole sport having a pretty nasty sponsorship crunch? That's the impression I've gotten, anyway.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 18:34

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Anime Reference posted:

Isn't the whole sport having a pretty nasty sponsorship crunch? That's the impression I've gotten, anyway.

Yes!

# ? Aug 13, 2017 18:40

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Anime Reference posted:

Isn't the whole sport having a pretty nasty sponsorship crunch? That's the impression I've gotten, anyway.

http://www.nascar.com/en_us/sponsors.html
I wonder why

# ? Aug 13, 2017 19:07

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Peanut President posted:

http://www.nascar.com/en_us/sponsors.html
I wonder why

nothing on the page is showing up for me except for NASCAR Green. Somehow makes it funnier.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 20:15

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

dentist toy box posted:

nothing on the page is showing up for me except for NASCAR Green. Somehow makes it funnier.

I turned off my ad blocker and they all appeared. These ad blockers are showing no mercy.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 22:07

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

I like Larson

# ? Aug 13, 2017 23:07

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Lmao Chip about took his head off with that slap

# ? Aug 13, 2017 23:10

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Good races this weekend

# ? Aug 13, 2017 23:11

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

BMB5150 posted:

I turned off my ad blocker and they all appeared. These ad blockers are showing no mercy.

nascar probably made like $.03 from that you monster

# ? Aug 13, 2017 23:24

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Kyle Larson owns.

Leigh Diffey owns.

Bubba Wallace owns.

Good job Sam Hornish.

A Good Weekend.

# ? Aug 13, 2017 23:58

LASTCAR: Mar 25, 2010; I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want

Morgan Shepherd, Joe Nemechek, and Derrike Cope rank 2nd through 4th in NASCAR's all-time last-place rankings.

All 3 finished last this weekend.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 04:02

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

LASTCAR posted:

Morgan Shepherd, Joe Nemechek, and Derrike Cope rank 2nd through 4th in NASCAR's all-time last-place rankings.

All 3 finished last this weekend.

what happened to Jeff Green

# ? Aug 14, 2017 05:06

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm glad the thread title now specifies that we are cool with Kyle Larson.

And when did we get to the point where Xfinity teams cost six million dollars a year to sponsor?

VikingSkull posted:

what happened to Jeff Green

#1?

# ? Aug 14, 2017 05:09

Nit Wit Dog Shit: Sep 28, 2000; Toilet Rascal

LASTCAR posted:

Morgan Shepherd, Joe Nemechek, and Derrike Cope rank 2nd through 4th in NASCAR's all-time last-place rankings.

All 3 finished last this weekend.

It's a shame that Shepherd and Nemechek's names are associated with that, but it is what it is.

Staying around longer than you should results in things like that.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 05:35

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm glad the thread title now specifies that we are cool with Kyle Larson.

And when did we get to the point where Xfinity teams cost six million dollars a year to sponsor?

#1?

Dunno. That figure came from Dale Jr

# ? Aug 14, 2017 08:58

algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/897101167737679872

You know our boy Dale is on point wrt this poo poo.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:36

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Jr is good people

# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:44

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

He learned from the best his father ole comrade Dale

# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:55

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

dentist toy box posted:

He learned from the best his father ole comrade Dale

Is there a backstory to this? It is the single best thing I have ever seen.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:32

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

That's good avatar material for somebody to

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:35

Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

wicka posted:

Is there a backstory to this? It is the single best thing I have ever seen.

If I remember right there's like a Facebook page full of Dale Earnhardt antifa memes and it's amazing.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:51

mearn: Aug 2, 2011; Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

The Ghost of Ol Dale Earnhardt

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:57

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Cygni posted:

If I remember right there's like a Facebook page full of Dale Earnhardt antifa memes and it's amazing.

Is it this? https://m.facebook.com/the.ghost.ofolddale/

E: ah, beaten

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dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Norns posted:

That's good avatar material for somebody to

That's a good idea and if definitely gonna buy it for myself if no one else gets it.

Yo Iospace can I get the NASCAR and indycar gangtags back?

dentist toy box fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Aug 14, 2017

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