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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Elephanthead posted:

What country can't use the word Ranch?

the season of the Real World where they go to London had a whole scene about the hillbilly guy being dumbfounded that England does not have Ranch Dressing

brits are terrified of flavor

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WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Look at this loving idiot (image contains turds)



Why in gods name would you pour a bedpan like that???? Is he just covered in poo poo at the end of each day???

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Samwell Tarly is aware that there is a camera watching him, and he pours the bedpan out like that so that we can clearly see it is diarrhea. He is very considerate.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Steve Yun posted:

Samwell Tarly is aware that there is a camera watching him, and he pours the bedpan out like that so that we can clearly see it is diarrhea. He is very considerate.

Why's it always diarrhea?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Why's it always diarrhea?
heavy metal poisoning from the chains they wear

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Dolphin posted:

heavy metal poisoning from the chains they wear

Heavy metal poisoning doesn't typically cause diarrhea, but then you could always argue that the "humans" of this world have a different physiology.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Why's it always diarrhea?

Cause there's piss in there too.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

Also, because the Maesters who are the smartest, most learned body of intellectuals in Westeros cannot engineer a better solution.

They can build gigantic towers and a complex system of lenses and mirrors to naturally light an immense library. But it's all chamber pots.

The Maesters seem pretty dumb, is my point. Qyburn isn't Frankenstein, he's Galileo.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Xealot posted:

Also, because the Maesters who are the smartest, most learned body of intellectuals in Westeros cannot engineer a better solution.

They can build gigantic towers and a complex system of lenses and mirrors to naturally light an immense library. But it's all chamber pots.

The Maesters seem pretty dumb, is my point. Qyburn isn't Frankenstein, he's Galileo.
Look man, they know there is a better way, they're just waiting for someone else to implement it.Then they'll write a book about it.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
The Red Keep and Casterly Rock both have actual toilets, you'd think the maesters would have found out about those.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Maesters poopsam while doing important work.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
i thought the bedpans were for the ill and infirm folk he was looking after

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 25 hours!
The end of GOT will be a ice dragon fighting a fire dragon. imho. I don't think we will see a tonal change to science-fiction.

Tei fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Aug 13, 2017

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Ice King just wants to bring the technology of frozen turds to the Luddites.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

Tei posted:

The end of GOT will be a ice dragon fighting a fire dragon. imho. I don't think we will see a tonal change to science-fiction.

Probably. The writing has gone so far off the rails that this seems like the most likely final battle, as cartoonish as it sounds. At least we'll get a cool Hardhome-style Night King resurrection scene if the WWs somehow kill a dragon (ice ballistas?).

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Anyone have any idea how good Hulu is at airing GoT live?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

IT BURNS posted:

At least we'll get a cool Hardhome-style Night King resurrection scene if the WWs somehow kill a dragon (ice ballistas?).
Undead giants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Q5JTbJ4fo

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

It's up :woop:

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
I've been feeling a level of anxiety for GoT this week that I generally reserve for major MSU sporting events.

Like, I have no idea how things will shake out after that last episode, and that terrifies me. I know what I want to happen, I know who I'm rooting for, but I'm nervous bad things are going to happen.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Episode is now up on HBO Now

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
Here we go

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




:parrot:

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
That's a long swim for a man in armor.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




oh poo poo eastwatch in the opener

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
Gentry confirmed

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Bronn has the best lines

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Lol the first scene is exactly what everyone predicted it would be

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
Bronn is still the best

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



brown owns

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
"Lemme handle this ma."

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



dickon

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




shut up Tyrion just let it happen

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



How long was Jamie under that water??

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
I hate Dany so much.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
Welp. That just happened. Mad queen Dany y'all

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



holy fukkkkkkkkk

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
This is some Neverending Story poo poo

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Why is Dany trying to cower Jon here?

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why is Dany trying to cower Jon here?

To get him to bend the knee?

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Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




ok that was more intimate than i thought it was gonna be

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