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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





lol you read other threads

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Admiral Ray posted:

ranch dressing is the greatest culinary achievement that can ever be reached. humanity peaked when the valley was hidden.



:barf:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Dislike button posted:

when do you think was the last time 45 busted a nut?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892147656319004672

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


*cracks open a refreshing, cool canned cheeseburger*

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
legalize ranch, brotendo!!!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



Weapons systems online

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Real talk I cried a bit this weekend because loving Nazis rallied and injured/killed people and we were covered with both sides bullshit even tho a goddamn Nazi killed someone with their car what in the gently caress seriously :smith:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Some stripper has to put his dick in that

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Wait, that account has a blue tick.

What the gently caress is wrong with people.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

i dont like this ranch plot line :(

but i do love ranch

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Haha, I posted that on facebook and said I found my nephews' Christmas present. My sister did not reply.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Nonsense posted:



Weapons systems online

whats ted cruz doing sitting on that table

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

be funny if it just overheated the ranch and spoiled it after an hour

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


you know Pence is riding some stallions in Colombia when he's there with no tie

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
admiral ray im drunk and its been a great weekend and you turned off your pms but i bought you that av after googling "admiral ray" one drunken saturday afternoon and i thought it had been long enough to tell you so there you go

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

Nonsense posted:

be funny if it just overheated the ranch and spoiled it after an hour

Can you really tell if ranch is spoiled though?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Nonsense posted:

be funny if it just overheated the ranch and spoiled it after an hour

excuse me sir is this pump rated for ranch

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Nonsense posted:



Weapons systems online

not a gif

hmphfm

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

The IWW speaker in Indianapolis got booed by the crowd for suggesting that we defend ourselves and a bunch of old white women started chanting "peace."

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

cumshitter posted:

admiral ray im drunk and its been a great weekend and you turned off your pms but i bought you that av after googling "admiral ray" one drunken saturday afternoon and i thought it had been long enough to tell you so there you go

i am okay with everything in this post

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

At first I thought it was some bukkaki joke. But then she showed me a picture. Apparently the girl getting married REALLY loves Ranch dressing and used to keep a bottle in her purse at all times. For her bachelorette party they created this fountain

jfc how fat is this bride

my aunt sometimes goes to schrevesport luisoana for filming and she hates it because shes a west coast liberal and she has to say "and please do not smother my food in ranch or gravy" whenever she goes to a restaurant

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

A Handed Missus posted:

you know Pence is riding some stallions in Colombia when he's there with no tie

he was so excited to meet the italian stallion and was so disappointed to find out it was just sly

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Literally cannot wait to see Trump's approval numbers after this weekend
I'm always confused when they go down because who of the people still on the Trump train would be swayed by anything anymore?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

GobiasIndustries posted:

Real talk I cried a bit this weekend because loving Nazis rallied and injured/killed people and we were covered with both sides bullshit even tho a goddamn Nazi killed someone with their car what in the gently caress seriously :smith:

then just remember how many people came out to tell them to gently caress right off. the gloves are off and there's no reason to let these people live a single comfortable day in public. there really are more of us than them, they know it, and they're cowards.

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

GobiasIndustries posted:

Real talk I cried a bit this weekend because loving Nazis rallied and injured/killed people and we were covered with both sides bullshit even tho a goddamn Nazi killed someone with their car what in the gently caress seriously :smith:

they didnt just kill somebody, they killed a lawyer bernie lady who spent her days helping poor people

:smithicide:

take care friends

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Nonsense posted:

be funny if it just overheated the ranch and spoiled it after an hour

it didnt even occur to me that it would heat up the ranch wtf

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

Nonsense posted:



Weapons systems online

im the bedazzled one

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

i hate this city

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





bedazzled plastic ranch

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

cumshitter posted:

jfc how fat is this bride

my aunt sometimes goes to schrevesport luisoana for filming and she hates it because shes a west coast liberal and she has to say "and please do not smother my food in ranch or gravy" whenever she goes to a restaurant

jeez at least you got your quotes right this time

lol you sounded out Louisiana hahaha

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





BgRdMchne posted:

i hate this city

cspam is okay actually

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:420: Otto Warmbier more like Otto Dankweed am i right :420:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Literally cannot wait to see Trump's approval numbers after this weekend

per rasmussen 14.88%

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

juche avocado posted:

cspam is okay actually

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
ranch is okay

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Brother Friendship posted:

it didnt even occur to me that it would heat up the ranch wtf

i figured it's supposed to cool the ranch as it flows, but lol motors

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
* makes the nazi okay sign *

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

shiksa posted:

then just remember how many people came out to tell them to gently caress right off. the gloves are off and there's no reason to let these people live a single comfortable day in public. there really are more of us than them, they know it, and they're cowards.

Yeah this is 100% true.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

cumshitter posted:

jfc how fat is this bride

my aunt sometimes goes to schrevesport luisoana for filming and she hates it because shes a west coast liberal and she has to say "and please do not smother my food in ranch or gravy" whenever she goes to a restaurant

Your aunt is why Trump is president.

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