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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

gods?

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

i want to do something similar at my bachelor party

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

burkina fatso

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






what happens when you dont get an Officail Hidden Vally Ranch Sanctioned RANCH OUTfountain smdh

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



oh gently caress it's a zerg creep fountain

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mormonpartyboat posted:

in the nicholas cage movie lord of war he gets around arms export control laws by taking the weapons off military helicopters and ships the helicopters and the weapons to different addresses in burkina faso, nominally w/different end users

bring me the gun of rambo

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


The Birth of Bannon

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mormonpartyboat posted:

yeah i made ranch ice cream once and it was surprisingly tasty

wait i missed this post b4

...wtf?

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Zyla posted:

do we still not know why the helicopter crashed?

There was an unsubstantiated tweet that the PD was looking for an alt right dude with a drone in his backpack, which might have been piloted into the rotors of the helicopter, but that's all I've heard.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Drastic Actions posted:

Ohio produced Guided By Voices, who are great.

everything else? trash.

Pere Ubu is good?

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

triple sulk posted:

gotta post fast to get that poo poo off my page

get what off your page?


get this off your page, triple sulk?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


This is a terrible photo of Todd Starnes

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


:eyepop: but the eyes pops ranch fountains

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit



Don't get dipped in this if you're a 'toon.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

creamy

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

juche avocado posted:

wait i missed this post b4

...wtf?

friend,

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3823171

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this is why trump won

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008


please make this the background of cspam

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i bet the pump in that fountain sounds like my butthole

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Brother Friendship posted:

:eyepop: but the eyes pops ranch fountains

:eyepoop:

like it's the same thing, right

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'



this is disgusting.


but it stirs something deep in the whitest part of my being and that disgusts me even more.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i remember when al made that ranch art

that wouldn't have happened, without ranch

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i still have one of my failed ranch experiments with too much ranch and not enough sugar in the freezer

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Wanna dip my hands in and lick my fingers clean.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


stop reposting this augh

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

wait did I see that the Alt Reich is doing a frighten in...loving Richmond?!?

because I dunno if y'all have been to Richmond but it is...not as white as Charlottesville (to put it softly). Nazis are gonna die there and I'm totally okay with that.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



You could get 4 hours of sanitary run time on one of those fountains provided you put refrigerated ranch in there in the first place

Personally, as someone with experience in food, I would probably also mix in some extra water or oil or get a thinner formulation of ranch so that you avoid, well,


OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

cant stop cumming

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


triple sulk posted:

gotta post fast

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



whats the deal with ranch anyway

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

kaleedity posted:

oh gently caress it's a cum fountain

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



also assuming that the motor driving the pump is insulated from the reservoir holding the ranch, which should be assumed but I'm not prepared to do so in this case

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
is it nuclear war yet

or are we just going to suffer in this ranch hell eternally

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Zyla posted:

stop reposting this augh

we gotta contain it to just this page or itll breach the whole ship

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


pillsburysoldier posted:

Don't get dipped in this if you're a 'toon.

lmafo

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






wow you are a diabolical monster arent you (spam is a good idea though, and also can be yummy)

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ranch dressing was trampas's pet name for the virginian

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

If you're involved in food you don't have that poo poo near your station at all ever

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

logikv9 posted:

this is why trump won

If you told me this is how Trump eats in the white house I wouldn't bat an eye

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