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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

cumshitter posted:

jfc how fat is this bride

my aunt sometimes goes to schrevesport luisoana for filming and she hates it because shes a west coast liberal and she has to say "and please do not smother my food in ranch or gravy" whenever she goes to a restaurant

Your aunt is why Trump is president.

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change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Brother Friendship posted:

it didnt even occur to me that it would heat up the ranch wtf

yeah I hope it's just a re-purposed chocolate fountain :getin:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*looks at "refrigerate after opening" instructions on ranch dressing bottle*

ill probably go through this faster than it will spoil

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

change my name posted:

yeah I hope it's just a re-purposed chocolate fountain :getin:

yeah they replaced the chocolate with mayo and the cream with more cream.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Will the ranch get warm? or hot?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Admiral Ray posted:

yeah, I knew about the mosque bombing and trumpr efusing to take credit or even acknowledge it, but the nazi debates were concluded with spencer getting hit i thought

zyla was prob referencing the 20 y/o young adult son nazi terrorist murderer who rammed his car into a crowd of protesters on purpose because uhhhh free speech or somethn

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





change my name posted:

yeah I hope it's just a re-purposed chocolate fountain :getin:

look again at the label on the fountain itself

"RANCH OUT
with
HIDDEN VALLEY"

edit: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/03/14/Hidden-Valley-unveils-Ranch-Out-dressing-fountain/3561489508306/ lmaooooo

juche avocado has issued a correction as of 04:00 on Aug 14, 2017

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

zen death robot posted:

gonna be honest here, i didn't know that either

in the nicholas cage movie lord of war he gets around arms export control laws by taking the weapons off military helicopters and ships the helicopters and the weapons to different addresses in burkina faso, nominally w/different end users

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

juche avocado posted:

cspam is okay actually

yeah i made ranch ice cream once and it was surprisingly tasty

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

juche avocado posted:

zyla was prob referencing the 20 y/o young adult son nazi terrorist murderer who rammed his car into a crowd of protesters on purpose because uhhhh free speech or somethn

oh jeez no i didn't catch up to that in the alt-right thread yet.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Admiral Ray posted:

oh jeez no i didn't catch up to that in the alt-right thread yet.

seminal event of all this many of this weekend's posts

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
every golden corral has a ranch and and chocolate fountain and also hteyre surrounded by bug zappers

its ok though the fountains have exploded bug part filters on them

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Thatim posted:

GBS

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Brown in front and in back.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


juche avocado posted:

seminal event of all this many of this weekend's posts

The torch rally kicked the whole.thing off

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/hauserlisa1/status/896580501523136512
https://twitter.com/superchunk/status/896616870576574464

also, good news: superchunk still exist

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
it's all protein in the jungle

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

zen death robot posted:

gonna be honest here, i didn't know that either

yo I did entirely because of carmen sandiego

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

cumshitter posted:

jfc how fat is this bride

my aunt sometimes goes to schrevesport luisoana for filming and she hates it because shes a west coast liberal and she has to say "and please do not smother my food in ranch or gravy" whenever she goes to a restaurant

uh i hear ranch has to be refrigerated


thats gross 1. if she eats so mcuh it doesnt go bad or 2. if she doesnt care if it goes bad

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
"refrigerate after opening" is just some liberal bullshit the nannystate makes u print on things

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

deadgoon posted:

ranch is okay

this is perhaps ur most inflammatory statement

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

juche avocado posted:

zyla was prob referencing the 20 y/o young adult son nazi terrorist murderer who rammed his car into a crowd of protesters on purpose because uhhhh free speech or somethn

naw i meant there was a debate here between those that thought beating nazis was really good and cool and those that thought it was totally fuckin rad

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Matoi Ryuko posted:

The torch rally kicked the whole.thing off

gotta admit i originally completely forgot about it, because why would i clearly recall something from three years ago? (fuuuuuuuuck)

admiral ray, yeah, first it was The Night of Long Tikis and/or The Nazis of Pier One Imports

it was bad and scary but at least we could laugh at that (see: tweets documenting the nazis just dumpin their tikis all pincushionishly into public trash cans)

then bad stuff happened, and maybe a nazi took down a helicopter with a drone (maybe fake news? :shrug:)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



deadgoon posted:

ranch is okay

mods???

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

do we still not know why the helicopter crashed?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

mormonpartyboat posted:

not a gif

hmphfm

k here's a gif

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



oh god

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

yeah i made ranch ice cream once and it was surprisingly tasty

i still think about how delicious that wire looked dressed as pasta sometimes

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Zyla posted:

naw i meant there was a debate here between those that thought beating nazis was really good and cool and those that thought it was totally fuckin rad

yeah sure but you also meant the part where you said "well i asumme you know about the terrorist attack and trumps lack of denouncing" rite

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Elephanthead posted:

Your aunt is why Trump is president.

she is she was against pot until it bcame legal in cali.

and now shes super into pot even though she will never smoke it whenever my unclen travels she looks up directions to the nearest legal pot shop and prints out directions for him to get htere from his hotel

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

mods?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



gotta post fast to get that poo poo off my page

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



noooooooo dont quote it

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




i bet atht wedding smells ripe

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

:gonk:

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




triple sulk posted:

gotta post fast to get that poo poo off my page

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Al! posted:

this is perhaps ur most inflammatory statement

everything's okay al

we're not gonna fix the planet

it's all over

rawrr
Jul 28, 2007
expiry dates are planned obsolescence

wake up sheeple

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
stomach churning, desperately trying to save my body from this poison

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


move over Rhode Island pizza, we have a winner :barf:

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