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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


I just ate a handful of pretzels but they were sticks not twists what do

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Bilirubin posted:

I just ate a handful of pretzels but they were sticks not twists what do

be disappointed

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

There's a pretzel vendor in Austria that sells pretzels that use more of a bread based dough and have regular size salt on it. They're amazing.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Nooooo that is not an option I am on a think positive kick

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
goddamn i want some soft pretzels

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Grondoth posted:

goddamn i want some soft pretzels

With hot butter but rock salt not that dust crap

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I skipped the last three pages, did Hillary win the presidency yet?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

1st pretzel pic is a centrist' brain

2nd pretzel pic is an actual pretzel i.e. real food and is good for consumption and sharing

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
god we can't even get murdered by nazis without making it about the democratic primary

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Concerned Citizen posted:

god we can't even get murdered by nazis without making it about the democratic primary

lol

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

:rip: the Democratic Party, died of brain parasites

:rip: brain parasites , starved to death

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Concerned Citizen posted:

god we can't even get murdered by nazis without making it about the democratic primary

i support democrats who ensure nazis have strong support


like six strong, im thinkin

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

1st pretzel pic is a centrist' brain

2nd pretzel pic is an actual pretzel i.e. real food and is good for consumption and sharing

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


wait what is breadface and how do you breadface a pretzel?

they are seriously amazing pieces of food. the huge soft ones ay yi yi

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Abel Wingnut posted:

wait what is breadface and how do you breadface a pretzel?

they are seriously amazing pieces of food. the huge soft ones ay yi yi

t h e s e p r e t z e l s a r e m a k i n g m e t h i r s t y

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

socialist paradise

everyone sharing some goddamn pretzels really really really enthusiastically

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

socialist paradise

everyone sharing some goddamn pretzels really really really enthusiastically
what kinda paradise are people enthusiastic about things in sheesh gimme a break

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

http://i.imgur.com/26hNPJ0.gifv

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Abel Wingnut posted:

wait what is breadface and how do you breadface a pretzel?

they are seriously amazing pieces of food. the huge soft ones ay yi yi

https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mmm, "ingredients"! just like mom used to make :3:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.instagram.com/p/_-j_-wM3bc/

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Guys I can't tell if berniewave is better than simpsonswave

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Rand alPaul posted:

Guys I can't tell if berniewave is better than simpsonswave

losers make good music so you figure it out :shrug:

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/896948281439395841

https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/896949608529657857

https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/896949254333358080

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Someone should lend Tim Pool a new battery, he might have melted down his current one with those takes.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
a pretzel nearly took down a republican president

pretzels are good imo

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Bilirubin posted:

I just ate a handful of pretzels but they were sticks not twists what do

skill yourself

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
the crunchy pretzels are good for dipping in mustard
the soft pretzels are good for cheese

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Which episode of the Simpsons is that?

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
https://twitter.com/LukewSavage/status/896421684277850113

This tweet blew up. Great to see not everyone is buying into the hillarymen's bullshit

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Crowsbeak posted:

Which episode of the Simpsons is that?

marge becomes a small business owner, tries to kill bernie cause he "wants to raise her taxes"

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The same crowd that had half a dozen people carrying big red DSA flags.

Don't worry, the DNC will just edit them out.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



tim pool is the biggest coward hypocrite of all the alt right. all he does is hang out with people like lauren southern & co. feature in their vidoes, and go to their nazi rallies and pretends to be an objective observer while promoting their hatred and grifting their patreon bucks for "telling the truth about sweden". he deserves bear mace a lot more than freaks like Baked Alaska, who are mostly driven by their own idiocy

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I've never even heard of It's Going Down before.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I've never even heard of It's Going Down before.

all i know about em is that some article on there about how frats are bad freaked out all the frat boys on UT so much that when that random stabbing by a crazy guy happened a couple months ago all the frats went into insane panic assuming an anarchist uprising against frats was happening and they were literally being hunted down and gutted.

turns out of course dude was just nuts and victims were random

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

safely sodomized posted:

all i know about em is that some article on there about how frats are bad freaked out all the frat boys on UT so much that when that random stabbing by a crazy guy happened a couple months ago all the frats went into insane panic assuming an anarchist uprising against frats was happening and they were literally being hunted down and gutted.

turns out of course dude was just nuts and victims were random

We need to just demolish all white mens' institutions.

https://twitter.com/0x424c41434b/status/896442590014218241

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