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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Hoshi posted:

You're right it was Noni. You got those cat pics?

No, I couldn't find the pic but it might still be in the thread. (Can't remember what it was called, sorry.)

steinrokkan posted:

GBS also fundraised a hot dog stand for a hot dog salesman from a poor district in Venezuela iirc.

This I don't remember.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Labes for days posted:

No, I couldn't find the pic but it might still be in the thread. (Can't remember what it was called, sorry.)


This I don't remember.

There was a fella called Jose who asked for something like $1k on some microprojects site around the same time as Doobie was stalling, and he became something of a benchmark of success at the time, since he managed to collect his money, start his business, and repay his loans before doobie could even buy a vent hood. I can'r say how much of his funding actually came from GBS, though.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

he's given back to the community, though, being the OP of a very successful trump thread

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Red Baron posted:

Mr. Boone is still my favorite thing I caught "live" in all the time I've been here. Using the forum as the medium to tell the story really helped suspend my belief especially when the character was kind of a dick. (Like, you're a super alien species but you forgot how to be polite? idk, that's just my personal thing.)

Mr Boone was a lot of fun, even with the idiots that would swing in and try to "prove" he wasn't really an alien. When he accidentally posted from his regular account it was pretty funny too. Think he was that one goon that did the Final Fantasy 8 Let's Play right?

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Syd Midnight posted:

No matter how many years you've been here, how bored you are, or how many threads, sagas, and memes you've read, the SA forums will never lose their ability to unpleasantly surprise you. Yesterday I finished reading the steroids thread and I regret doing so.

I couldn't figure out who that was because that describes most of the regular posters there, I'm not kidding, if you want to see a goon clique helping each other destroy their bodies and minds, you really ought to skim the steroid thread. It is just as depressing as the crack and heroin ones, but more enabling and less self-aware. It's like an anorexia forum.

Lol! It's so weird seeing something and thinking about it completely differently to you.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

willie_dee posted:

Lol! It's so weird seeing something and thinking about it completely differently to you.

You really need get some more outside feedback on the thread where it's totally normal for a posters lungs to fill up with fluid from the drugs they're taking so their balls won't shrivel up from the prostate cancer meds they're taking to keep their hair from falling out from the hormones they're taking to keep from growing breasts from the steroids they're taking to get really super ultra swole.

That's why I'd like some uninvolved parties to go check it out. I don't want people to poo poo up your thread but it's really too depressing to post highlights. I really wish I was wrong. :smith:

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Solice Kirsk posted:

Mr Boone was a lot of fun, even with the idiots that would swing in and try to "prove" he wasn't really an alien. When he accidentally posted from his regular account it was pretty funny too. Think he was that one goon that did the Final Fantasy 8 Let's Play right?

Hahaha holy poo poo I didn't know they accidentally posted from the regular account. poo poo this was just after I Love Bees and Year Zero which were the first two ARGs I followed. A really cool/weird time to be on the internet.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I will never not love the "a salad bar is a binding social contract" thread where a guy who worked at a lovely pizza place tried to explain how cool he was for not letting people eat salad off their friend's plates. It culminated in a goon going to a pizza hut and constructing the ultimate salad using actual construction principles to get the most bang for his buck on one salad bar trip.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The UFC threads have made fun of willie over the steroids plenty of times so I don't think outside perspective will help much.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:


(sorry if this already got posted during the discussion about the low-carb thread - I didn't see it)

e: oh yep, it got posted a few pages back. Oh well, have it again because it's amazing.

HoAssHo has a new favorite as of 10:29 on Aug 14, 2017

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy

Syd Midnight posted:

You really need get some more outside feedback on the thread where it's totally normal for a posters lungs to fill up with fluid from the drugs they're taking so their balls won't shrivel up from the prostate cancer meds they're taking to keep their hair from falling out from the hormones they're taking to keep from growing breasts from the steroids they're taking to get really super ultra swole.

That's why I'd like some uninvolved parties to go check it out. I don't want people to poo poo up your thread but it's really too depressing to post highlights. I really wish I was wrong. :smith:

Friend-o, we welcome valid outside concerns, criticisms, and information. But no one in that thread has talked about lungs filling up with fluid or prostate meds. Hair loss isn't a given, neither is gyno. If you're gonna complain, at least do it honestly.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



You didn't deny the ball shrinkage.

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy

Ghostlight posted:

You didn't deny the ball shrinkage.

It happens for some folks, sure. Come by the thread.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


The Steroids Megathread: you might not go bald/grow breasts!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

C2C - 2.0 posted:

It happens for some folks, sure. Come by the thread.

link please

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy

First page of TCC

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Who What Now posted:

And then the owner responds, "Ok, how about this: a special register where you can only place orders in the form of a haiku."

I would like to buy
a jpeg of a spaceship
from this dead gay site

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

C2C - 2.0 posted:

First page of TCC

thanks lol

willie_dee posted:

Update.

Feeling pretty depressed this weekend, lost all appetite, down to 170lbs, forced myself to go the gym a few times and I'm stronger and everyone is reasuring me I'm not losing size. Load of the boys took me out into town clubbing, the female attention got a bit much for me and one girl gave me a ton of coke, she said it would make.me feel better, it didn't, it was very strange, I also got involved with bouncing at one point when it all kicked off which mainly included telling people to hang on and wait while secuirty sorted stuff out, got a lot.of hand shakes and thank you's from guys and girls asking me to be their boyfriend to stop guys hitting on them.

Woke up the next day, managed to get home in an uber, slept for 24 hours, still feel hungover.

This has been a weird ride.

Remembered to take my pct on time. Feel bad about not eating enough.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
"Somehow got herpes from licking a pole. The poles owner was in awe of my licking but asked me to leave i think and everyone else was clapping as I was stumbling away from it and I couldn't take how much everyone loved me. I weigh 93 lbs and as a gust of wind lifted me off my feet and into a nearby pond I remembered to inject the drugs that make me strong. Sorry that i smell like duck poo i drifted down the stream until I was fished out of the water by kind heron who mistook me for a pale dead carp"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Aesop Poprock posted:

"Somehow got herpes from licking a pole. The poles owner was in awe of my licking but asked me to leave i think and everyone else was clapping as I was stumbling away from it and I couldn't take how much everyone loved me. I weigh 93 lbs and as a gust of wind lifted me off my feet and into a nearby pond I remembered to inject the drugs that make me strong. Sorry that i smell like duck poo i drifted down the stream until I was fished out of the water by kind heron who mistook me for a pale dead carp"

Hahaha! This is why I still love my dead gay forums.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Something something, future Milhouse the emotionally crippled mini-Hulk.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Aesop Poprock posted:

"Somehow got herpes from licking a pole. The poles owner was in awe of my licking but asked me to leave i think and everyone else was clapping as I was stumbling away from it and I couldn't take how much everyone loved me. I weigh 93 lbs and as a gust of wind lifted me off my feet and into a nearby pond I remembered to inject the drugs that make me strong. Sorry that i smell like duck poo i drifted down the stream until I was fished out of the water by kind heron who mistook me for a pale dead carp"

Lmao

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


C2C - 2.0 posted:

First page of TCC

Noted dispensary of sound and reasonable advice re: shooting chemicals into your body, TCC

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Aesop Poprock posted:

"Somehow got herpes from licking a pole. The poles owner was in awe of my licking but asked me to leave i think and everyone else was clapping as I was stumbling away from it and I couldn't take how much everyone loved me. I weigh 93 lbs and as a gust of wind lifted me off my feet and into a nearby pond I remembered to inject the drugs that make me strong. Sorry that i smell like duck poo i drifted down the stream until I was fished out of the water by kind heron who mistook me for a pale dead carp"

Best night of my life when it comes to hanging with bro's

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Tbol is just all around good. Hardens your look up, gets you a little stronger, will put a couple pounds on ya. Mild in terms of side effects. Just buy a halodrol clone off ebay, it's essentially the same thing


Just snapped this cold, no pump. I still lift but my focus is on cardio & general health. Not very impressive but whatever :/




steroids ftw

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009



life goal: have tits reach the ground before grandma's

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy
:lol: I'd almost forgotten about that guy

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
That's p damning, how ever the guy admits he took an awful lot of extreme doses and has since quit lifting to look like that. Something has definitely gone wrong there.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

willie_dee posted:

Something has definitely gone wrong there.

Yes, he used steroids

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

willie_dee posted:

That's p damning, how ever the guy admits he took an awful lot of extreme doses and has since quit lifting to look like that. Something has definitely gone wrong there.

Sorry will I'm just assuming you all have disgusting breasts now

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

So they're goons

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy

Garrand posted:

So they're goons

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Garrand posted:

So they're goons who intentionally injected chemicals to make themselves look like this

that picture definitely screams "powerlifer sick pecsss" and not "12-year-old-girl who glued some pubes between her boobs"

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I dunno, with a cute push-up it could work.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


His nipples are very enthused

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


A Spider Covets posted:

His nipples are very enthused

hell, :same:

my nipples, I mean, not me.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax
wow this thread

Nierbo posted:

gently caress just found floaties in my vial of test. Going to have to get a domestic source to rush me some out asap. For fucks sake I'm pissed.

Nierbo posted:

Yeah I was actually thinking about that. I just dumped it onto a bunch of clean paper towels actually to see what was in there exactly. There was about 10 little bits of crap in there. Most likely the stopper, but still, thats gross. I don't want to be injecting a lil piece of rubber into my leg.



You're right though I could have filtered that and got a few more weeks out of it. In a perfect world, we would be filtering all our oils even if it looks clean.


Nierbo posted:

Heres my current stash of orals for some eye candy




Nierbo posted:

Okay so I'm bored today so I'm taking a cocktail of every oral I have PWO.

100mg anadrol, 50mg dbol, 80mg anavar, 20mg tbol, 25mg cialis, PWO powder and creatine. Lets go hit chest and legs!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

putrid aidsman posted:

wow this thread

I don't hang out in TCC, but is it basically all "research chemicals" all the time?

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Would you bestow the same criticism on the sky diving thread or the horse riding thread?

Both are risky activities. Every hobby involves risk.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


willie_dee posted:

Would you bestow the same criticism on the sky diving thread or the horse riding thread?

Both are risky activities. Every hobby involves risk.

Are you serious lmao

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