GOT: Stick them with the disappointy end

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The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Hell Yeah posted:

i agree i'd like to see some loving guys brain leaking out of his skull! something really violent and revolting that makes me nauseous just looking at it. hosed up shti man!!!!?

Indeed. Excellent work by the special effects crew.

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

I hope a gendry hammers someone.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:48

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

I can't wait for the fellowship of the ring to start catapulting freezy-zombos into king's landing.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:49

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I hate how Dany is now mind linked with Drogon or some poo poo. She whispers darakis and he shoots flame. Dum as fuk.

I hope the Westworld robots invide grrmland and rape bran.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:50

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

I wanna see a giant get dysentery and just poo poo every where in the middle of a battle. Hahaha dudes slipping on the giant poo poo like WHOOOOA NELLY! anr they fall over into the poo poo. The giant can't stop making GBS threads and the concussion blast from his oily anus knocks over houses lmao

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:52

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

oh dope posted:

I wanna see a giant get dysentery and just poo poo every where in the middle of a battle. Hahaha dudes slipping on the giant poo poo like WHOOOOA NELLY! anr they fall over into the poo poo. The giant can't stop making GBS threads and the concussion blast from his oily anus knocks over houses lmao

better script writing than the show

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:58

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

I hope the Lanstars accidentally discover nuclear fission and say something stupid like "summer is coming :smug:

# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:59

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

I hope Cersei miscarries and wakes up in a pool of blood.
And I hope Arya kills Littlefinger.
And I hope one of the dragons dies and gets Night Kinged into an ice dragon.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:06

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

gendry should hit melisandres tits with a hammer so they explode with blood?!!!!!!

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:11

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Waltzing Along posted:

And I hope one of the dragons dies and gets Night Kinged into an ice dragon.

Yeah if they don't do this, they're dumb

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:13

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

'd so hard at Gilly reading about how some guy named Rhaegar had an annulment to his wife so he could legitimately marry some other woman and Sam is just like "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THOSE 15,781 STEPS AGAIN FUUUCCCKKK" and ragequits the Citadel. I thought it was going to rope around into a "wait, what was that?!" moment but nope, he's just gone. Hope he figures it out later, or not, who cares, haha.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:14

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3821570&userid=75670

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:15

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

There are so many really good unpaid professional movie and tv critics in this thread

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:19

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

This show is loving stupid and so are all of you

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:19

whatever7: Jul 26, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Besides being the official TEAMCERSEI supporter to annoy my coworkers week in and week out, right now the number 1 thing I am rooting for is motherfucking Gendry marry Arya and live happily ever after, in Dragonstone when this is over, eating hot pie every day.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:19

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Take it easy Bob

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:19

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Hell Yeah posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3821570&userid=75670

forums hero

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:20

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Knight posted:

I 'd so hard at Gilly reading about how some guy named Rhaegar had an annulment to his wife so he could legitimately marry some other woman and Sam is just like "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THOSE 15,781 STEPS AGAIN FUUUCCCKKK" and ragequits the Citadel. I thought it was going to rope around into a "wait, what was that?!" moment but nope, he's just gone. Hope he figures it out later, or not, who cares, haha.

Yeah. That bit was a bit of a cocktease. Actually well done for once. Must have been a mistake. Or an accident.

Accident like when you poo poo yourself.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:20

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Glenn Quebec posted:

Take it easy Bob

I hope the mountain cuts arya in half

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:24

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

Waltzing Along posted:

I hope Cersei miscarries and wakes up in a pool of blood.
And I hope Arya kills Littlefinger.
And I hope one of the dragons dies and gets Night Kinged into an ice dragon.

Ice dragon still breathes fire, melts itself

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:31

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

quote:

Episode 6 / Alan Taylor
The party arrives at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea by boat (though it's likely they leave Dragonstone during episode 5). Tormund is there, with The Hound, Beric and Thoros in the dungeon. Davos stays behind while Jon takes The Hound, Beric, Thoros, Tormund, Jorah and Gendry wight hunting.(Dany and Tyrion say farewell to Jorah, Jon, Davos and Gendry as they load onto a boat)
http://watchersonthewall.com/doomed...quest-spoilers/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eland-season-7/
The team is attacked by the Night King's army, including a wight polar bear. The bear kills Thoros (apparently a slow death). (Jon, Gendry, Thoros, Sandor, Tormund, Jorah and Benjen have been spotted in locations confirmed for scenes beyond the wall.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/iain-g...-seven-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...ason-7-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/two-ga...celand-filming/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eason-7-return/
http://watchersonthewall.com/divers...rthern-ireland/
They are surrounded on an island on a frozen lake and are nearly overcome when Dany and her dragons show up. She flies most of the team back to Eastwatch, but Jon is left behind. (Set photos have been taken where it looks like they're preparing to film a scene on an island within an icy lake.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eason-7-return/
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...lf-hill-quarry/
Jon is almost killed, but Coldhands/Benjen arrives and sends Jon off with his horse while continuing to fight the horde. Jon watches Benjen swarmed by undead as he rides, half dead, to safety.
Viserion is killed and raised as the Night King's mount.
Jon offers to lay down his title as KITN if Dany and her forces will help against the WWs. This scene is private.

Episode 7 / Jeremy Podeswa
Sansa sentences Littlefinger to death, which Arya carries out.
Meeting at the dragonpit with basically everyone. They demonstrate the reality of the white walkers and it terrifies Cersei (apparently the Mountain[or the Hound] chops up the wight and it keeps moving, Jon shows them the only way to kill it is with dragonglass or fire). She tells them she will send forces to help defeat the undead, but admits to Jamie she was lying. She wants the undead to clear out as many of her enemies as possible. Disgusted, Jamie begins to ride North. Likely happens episode 7. (Cersei, Tyrion, Dany, Jon, Jorah, Varys, Messandei, Qyburn and The Mountain all filmed together at Italica! WotW has confirmed the scene involves bringing a wight into the Dragonpit as proof of the White Walkers.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...alica-spoilers/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...cation-details/
Tyrion takes a moment to talk to Cersei alone after the Dragonpit parlay.
Cersei awakens in a bed soaked with blood. The general consensus is that she miscarries.
Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage. He is apparently a legitimised Targaryen named "Aegon".
Jon and Dany have sex for the first time on a boat headed North.
The Wall falls at the end of the episode. The Night King attacks the Wall with the reanimated Viserion. He now breathes blue flame.

Uncertain chronologically:
Cersei believes she is pregnant again with Jamie's child. She has Qyburn examine her. Cersei does not hesitate in telling Jamie. Likely happens within the first couple episodes. (I kind of hope she just has a tumour or something)
Arya uses Walder Frey's face to hold a banquet and poison his sons. Makes sure the women are dismissed, first. Will happen in the first couple episodes.
Dorne and High Garden get trashed within the first couple episodes by the Lannisters.
Euron kills 2 of the Sand Snakes, imprisons Ellaria and makes her watch as Tyene dies a slow death from poison. (Euron kills at least one of the Sandsnakes.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/euron-...ilming-caceres/
http://watchersonthewall.com/latest...spoiler-report/
Euron's fleet destroys Yara's and he takes her prisoner. Theon abandons her, jumps overboard and is rescued by some Iron Born. (Euron captures one of the Greyjoy siblings.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/latest...spoiler-report/
Dany torches some Westerosi lords (including Sam's father and brother).
Tyrion persuades Dany that most of the people who would die in a direct dragon attack on Kings Landing would be innocent.
Jorah and Sam meet in Oldtown and find a way to cure his Greyscale.
Tyrion spends most of the season advising Dany.
Tyrion plans an attack on Casterly Rock involving a secret sewer entrance he used to use to sneak whores into the castle.
Arya encounters Nymeria on her way to Winterfell. Must happen within episodes 1-3, maybe early episode 4.
Tyrion has at least one scene trying to convince Jon that Dany is the best choice for Westeros. Unclear if this is before or after the scene where Jon actually meets her. Likely episode 3, possibly episode 4.
Jon and Theon meet, Jon telling Theon that if it wasn't for what he did for Sansa, he'd be dead. Likely happens episode 3, but could happen episode 4. (Jon and Theon will meet at Dragonstone.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/zumaia-day-2/
http://watchersonthewall.com/doloro...ilers-season-7/
Jamie travels to Highgarden and Olenna drinks poison. The claim is this happens when the Lannister armies sack High Garden. She admits to having killed Joffrey, and Jamie allows her to drink the poison. Jamie returns to King's Landing in time for the dragonpit meeting.
The Dothraki and Dany attack the Lannister army on their way back from the Reach. Jamie and Bron are both there. Despite the Lannister army having a giant anti-dragon spear gun designed by Qyburn, they are defeated. Bron saves Jamie from a dragon, and the two manage to escape. Likely episode 4 or 5. Jon remains at Dragonstone during this battle, as he is not aligned with her yet. (Might be the "ambush" scene we've heard about that includes a Lannister. Castings have required a large number of horses and extras who seem to fit the description of Dothraki.)
http://watchersonthewall.com/old-to...-returns-spain/
http://watchersonthewall.com/new-ar...gether-belfast/
http://watchersonthewall.com/lannis...rones-sequence/
http://watchersonthewall.com/southe...filming-report/
http://watchersonthewall.com/new-re...poilers-galore/
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...ngs-fresh-news/
Jon isn't afraid of Drogon and pets him on Dany's return from the battle, which Drogon allows. This surprises Dany. Likely episode 4 or 5.
After Dany's attack on the Lannisters, Jon realises that what he needs to do is provide proof of the Undead Army. Likely episode 4 or 5.
Jorah doesn't care for Jon initially, but they warm up to each other pretty quickly. Includes a scene where Jon offers Longclaw back to Jorah, who refuses it.
Sam, Gilly and baby Sam leave Oldtown in episode 5 for Winterfell, but no claims that they actually make it there. Though he DID say "Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage" and that Gilly figures out Rhaegar's marriage status. Does this mean that Sam and Bran TOGETHER figure it out when Sam and Gilly reach Winterfell? Unclear.
Arya and Brienne spar, but Brienne is in attendance at the dragonpit scene. So either Brienne separates from the main group and returns to Winterfell (VERY quickly) AFTER the dragonpit meeting, or she doesn't join Jon and Davos initially to Dragonstone. She likely meets up with them at some point after they've left the Wall with the Wight. So the sparing likely happens in episode 4 or 5, and Brienne leaves Winterfell later.
There will be a flashback scene to Rhaegar and Lyanna's wedding.
Littlefinger tries to play Arya and Sansa against each other, using the letter Sansa wrote to Robb (at the behest of Cersei and Littlefinger) to swear fealty to Joffrey. Sansa figures out she's being played with Bran's help.

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i hoep someone gets stabbed in teh gosh darn balls next episode@!!!!

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:50

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Hell Yeah posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3821570&userid=75670

What the hell that guy's posting is an icon of this thread

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:51

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Hell Yeah posted:

i agree i'd like to see some loving guys brain leaking out of his skull! something really violent and revolting that makes me nauseous just looking at it. hosed up shti man!!!!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH4mrd9g4-I

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:51

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Can't wait for Lich King dragon mount. Tbh if they included some funny gnome characters from WoW, this show could actually be good. Maybe a pink haired gnome ladyfriend for Tyrion!

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:52

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

facebook jihad posted:

What the hell that guy's posting is an icon of this thread

genesplicer doesnt really "get" comedy posts

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:52

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I want someone to shoot a dragon with a recoilless rifle.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:55

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Chinatown posted:

genesplicer doesnt really "get" comedy posts

He probated me for spoilers....in GBS.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:03

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

ArmZ posted:

forums hero

valar morghulis

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:19

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Genesplicer used to let me put spoilers in the title. But now he won't. None of the mods will.

Because GBS is a safe space.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:31

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Hell Yeah posted:

gendry should hit melisandres tits with a hammer so they explode with blood?!!!!!!

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:32

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Waltzing Along posted:

Genesplicer used to let me put spoilers in the title. But now he won't. None of the mods will.

Because GBS is a safe space.

Might was well move this loving thread to tviv at this point.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:34

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Might was well move this loving thread to tviv at this point.

Id rather it be gassed before it goes there.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:34

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

I hope that Jon Snoe becomes Day King. Defeater of the Night King.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:37

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Dracarys *melts thread into gas chamber *

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:37

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

The Skeleton King posted:

Id rather it be gassed before it goes there.

The old one got gassed because it was moved to BYOB and then no one posted in it for a month. Thanks mods.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:37

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Remember when someone changed FYAD's name to spoil Tywin dying? That poo poo owned.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:39

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Solice Kirsk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH4mrd9g4-I

I don't think that's accurate

Anyway, the effects in this episode were atrocious, so lol of course some make up is the best way to handle wounds given the state of the show.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:40

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Waltzing Along posted:

Genesplicer used to let me put spoilers in the title. But now he won't. None of the mods will.

Because GBS is a safe space.

Ha did you actually ask for a spoiler thread title (that rules) and the mods said no? God there were some good meltdowns over spoil title last season

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:41

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solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Bob NewSCART posted:

I hope the mountain cuts arya in half

The Mountain can barely wiggle without his rotted maggot eaten flesh falling off his body.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:43

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